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Discussion Escortcel tips and advice? I am looking to become an escortcel when I become older and have money.

 
that shit glows harder than electrified uranium JFL:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
that shit glows harder than electrified uranium JFL:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Smartest GrAY on this thread asked for escortmaxxing advice just to call me a glowie:feelskek:
 
fr tho im only scared of the stds and maybe being caught in a stingop by feds
 
Wear a condom


I have the exact things you should do on that post incase the glowies do raid
i read the whole thing already jfl at put ur clothes on like youll have time to put on all of your clothes in less than a minute before the glowies break down the massage parlor door :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
i read the whole thing already jfl at put ur clothes on like youll have time to put on all of your clothes in less than a minute before the glowies break down the massage parlor door :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
You get naked in massage parlors even in legit massages so if they do break in don't answer any questions and get a lawyer
 
All you need to remember:
>Always use rubber, no self respecting escort will service you without one and if they do run for your life.
>Dont fall in love, even if they love you they’ll never date you as it’s all just business.
 
Wow, I’m checking this out. Thanks.

EDIT: Nevermind. I live in the Netherlands where prostitution is legal.

€30/half an hour in The Hague.
 
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Find ones who treat you good and give you good service and stick with them. Usually they give you some freebies if you are a regular :feelshmm:
 

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