LDAR Survival guide for massage parlor escortmaxxing

[FuckHOA]

So since some users here want to escortmaxx but don't know how to I am here to help

I have taken my time to craft this survival guide for you noobs so you can survive then build the courage.

• Preparing
To prepare for this make sure you follow these steps
- Have at least 200$ minimum
- Found a place on a website such as RubMaps
- Where you will park your car
- Nofap for at least a week, I know I know this sounds like bullshit but trust me this will maximize the experience
- Pre Workout will be mostly optional but I use it to go more intense

• Going in
- Confirm the cost of the massage, have 40$ in your wallet for a 30 minute massage but some may charge more than 40$ for a massage so I would recommend call first
- Hide your money, have 80$ hidden and a 40$ hidden like your shoe or a hidden pocket because they either will try to steal from your wallet if you keep all your money in one place or try to make it more expensive
- Do not dress nice, try to look poor as possible but don't fucking act like a slob so please actually do take a shower and dont be gross
- Bring an ID, some require you to be 21 and if they ask just give it to them and hide it when you undress

• During the massage
- DO NOT ASK FOR SEX!! Let the massage gook ask for you because if you ask thats a huge red flag for them and they will think you are a glownigger
- Do not talk unless they talk to you
- Do not fully be honest about questions, if they ask where you work then say you work at McDonalds or some shit
- Spread your legs slightly as that indicates you want happy ending
- If they ask if you are from town just say something like you live in San Francisco or some shit and are just visiting
- If they ask for sex, NEGOTIATE MOTHERFUCKER NEGOTIATE!!! If you don't negotiate they will keep it expensive and do it if possible

• After sex
- Tip if its your first time or it was cheap
- DO not answer any personal questions they may ask
- Get the fuck out of there ASAP

• If the glowies raid (VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT SKIP!!!)
- if the glowies do raid just get back in your clothes and GET THE FUCK OUT ASAP!!
- SHUT THE FUCK UP do not talk to the cops, do not lie, do not give explainations, excuses or stories even small talk can be used against you
- Go during the day when the glowniggers are too busy dealing with the druggies and wanted suspects and especially helps when you are in a crime filled city where ops are too busy with more serious shit
- Only identify yourself if demanded with address and name
- They might ask to search you with the "Mind if I search you" say "I do not consent to searches"

There it is folks, my guide for newbie escortmaxxers massage parlor edition

 

[FuckHOA]

Is prostitution illegal in the US? Like do you actually have to be that careful not to get raided by police cause here (Balkans) thankfully it's de facto legal and there's no worry other than some whore robbing you

Its illegal in US because of cuck femoidist laws but if you live in a city like Detroit you almost dont need to worry

 

[proudweeb]

too much bullshit just to get a handjob from a 60 year old woman for $200

 

[Incline]

Imagine a country where paying for sex by two consenting adults because of your poor genetics is illegal

JFL

 

[FuckHOA]

Imagine a country where paying for sex by two consenting adults because of your poor genetics is illegal

JFL

"BuT huMaN trAffIcKInG"

What fucking trafficking?? The position foids put themselves in?

 

[FuckHOA]

too much bullshit just to get a handjob from a 60 year old woman for $200

Nah you get sex for 200$

Youngest I possibly got was possibly 28

 

[light]

bro what the fuck

there are spas all around where i live in curryland (a tier 1 city) and they have gl looking foids and there is no scamming or hassling at all like it literally doesnt happen because theres so much competition that they cant afford so much as an iota of bad reputation and its completely unheard of like what the fuck?

burgerland not allowing for any release of pleasure in this form while encouraging degeneracy and perversion among foids 24/7 is hilarious

sub5 men cant have anything nice i guess

 

[FuckHOA]

bro what the fuck

there are spas all around where i live in curryland (a tier 1 city) and they have gl looking foids and there is no scamming or hassling at all like it literally doesnt happen because theres so much competition that they cant afford so much as an iota of bad reputation and its completely unheard of like what the fuck?

burgerland not allowing for any release of pleasure in this form while encouraging degeneracy and perversion among foids 24/7 is hilarious

sub5 men cant have anything nice i guess

Government wants us to die virgins

Except for Nevada which they are based for that

 

[light]

DO NOT ASK FOR SEX!! Let the massage gook ask for you because if you ask thats a huge red flag for them and they will think you are a glownigger

you can ask her for sex or anything you want straight away and refuse massage altogether

 

[light]

Except for Nevada which they are based for that

 

[FuckHOA]

you can ask her for sex or anything you want straight away and refuse massage altogether

I only have one like this who offers me to just skip the massage just because she remembers me

 

[lennox]

What kind of women work there? Are they old or are they fresh, young immigrants? Chinese? Thai? Ph?

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

What kind of women work there? Are they old or are they fresh, young immigrants? Chinese? Thai? Ph?

FOB asian grannies based on the testimonies of people near where I live. Every hooker lies about their looks and attractiveness but noodlewhores take it to the next level. They don't even make it believable but men are so horny to get poon they'll fall for it anyways despite knowing the pictures are fake and frauded beyond measure.

 

[Suicidal Schizoid]

Why not use a website?

 

[Devilspawncel]

too much bullshit just to get a handjob from a 60 year old woman for $200

 

[FuckHOA]

What kind of women work there? Are they old or are they fresh, young immigrants? Chinese? Thai? Ph?

Its unpredictable how old they are, some old some fresh I got a fresh one on my last visit and they are chinese

 

[cafepeanuts]

yeah fuck this shit. im not doing this shit lol

 

[faded]

too much bullshit just to get a handjob from a 60 year old woman for $200

 

[cinderogre]

Its illegal in US because of cuck femoidist laws but if you live in a city like Detroit you almost dont need to worry

fuck femoid burgerland
glow niggers are always up agent escorts
iam afraid to escortmaxx thats why iam still a virgin

 

[Epedaphic]

Missed this somehow, thanks man. Bookmarked.

bro what the fuck

there are spas all around where i live in curryland (a tier 1 city) and they have gl looking foids and there is no scamming or hassling at all like it literally doesnt happen because theres so much competition that they cant afford so much as an iota of bad reputation and its completely unheard of like what the fuck?

burgerland not allowing for any release of pleasure in this form while encouraging degeneracy and perversion among foids 24/7 is hilarious

sub5 men cant have anything nice i guess

Spas where you can have sex at?

 

[FuckHOA]

Missed this somehow, thanks man. Bookmarked.



Spas where you can have sex at?

Massage parlors that are especially in ghetto areas

 

[Vakasneb3856]

Sounds like too much of a hassle unless you are experienced.

 

[FuckHOA]

Sounds like too much of a hassle unless you are experienced.

I am

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Haven't been to a massage parlor yet. Im afraid I'm gonna get an ugly gook. I do hear about some hot young ones working at places though

 

[FuckHOA]

Haven't been to a massage parlor yet. Im afraid I'm gonna get an ugly gook. I do hear about some hot young ones working at places though

Ive had a hot young one but they had shit service for a stupid high price

Fuck there used to be a massage parlor in my town having a hot white young stacey but it got shut down because they made it obvious by admitting it was a sex palace on their website so the glowniggers seized it sadly

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Ive had a hot young one but they had shit service for a stupid high price

Fuck there used to be a massage parlor in my town having a hot white young stacey but it got shut down because they made it obvious by admitting it was a sex palace on their website so the glowniggers seized it sadly

Nice
I would only go to one if it was guaranteed I got a hot noodlewhore. Sucks about the shitty service, it's all too common escortmaxxing but you just never repeat with those whores

 

[FuckHOA]

Nice
I would only go to one if it was guaranteed I got a hot noodlewhore. Sucks about the shitty service, it's all too common escortmaxxing but you just never repeat with those whores

The most I gone with escortmaxxing was a 40 year old noodlewhore

Sometimes the whores will ask glownigger type questions like "where do you work" just lie to them about it and if they try to get you to stay to talk to them tell them "I am in a rush to go somewhere" because they tried to fucking interigate me when they realized I was only 20

 

[lifeisfucked215]

The most I gone with escortmaxxing was a 40 year old noodlewhore

Sometimes the whores will ask glownigger type questions like "where do you work" just lie to them about it and if they try to get you to stay to talk to them tell them "I am in a rush to go somewhere" because they tried to fucking interigate me when they realized I was only 20

Brutal. Im a regular of a few. I like repeating with them cause they let me cum in their pussy

 

[Initium]

The most I’ve ever gotten from a massage parlor was a BJ. It was nice but the shame and fear of STD’s makes it not worth it tbh

 

[Epedaphic]

Massage parlors that are especially in ghetto areas

I think I have one nearby. I’m kinda worried. Also would be my first time having sex.