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LifeFuel [Escortcel Brag thread] I fucking did it

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@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better
 
$50 is quite cheap indeed
 
Told you. :feelsaww:
:heart:
I think I'm gonna make it a habbit every few weeks to not go insane
$50 is quite cheap indeed
Yeah dude and she actually even made us some snacks before hand and let me calmy wash myself after the deed at the shower.
I think it's best to have an escort that doesn't have many clients so that you don't have to be stressed about finishing as fast as possible
 
Based. Now you have one motivation to work and get money.
 
Based. Now you have one motivation to work and get money.
Hell yeah, it's a pretty dope cope.
4 hours of work for 30 minutes of heaven is quite a nice trade
 
Another one to add to the ignore list
 
Goddamn incel
 
i'm too high inhib and I have too much dignity to see an escort
plus i wanna get my wizard card
 
:heart:
I think I'm gonna make it a habbit every few weeks to not go insane
Hehe, and now a lot less anger and sadness yeah?
Best cope I've found over the years tbh, as long as we moneymaxx.
 
(and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another)
It's mind numbingly frustrating how stupid niggas on here are over this matter.

There are foids who are literally untouchable for chads that are broke.
 
if it helps you from roping do it man.
 
How come? :cryfeels:
Fuck em. Life's hard. Even harder as an incel. Do what you need to do to cope, and maybe even enjoy.
Don't let other people's opinions and morality fuck you over - it's no better than soysociety when brocels try to lord it over others.
 
Hold your horses there kilecel.
Prostitutution is illegal and with new laws theyre going after clients.

Hope you didnt find her near the diamond brokership in tel aviv.
 
Hold your horses there kilecel.
Prostitutution is illegal and with new laws theyre going after clients.

Hope you didnt find her near the diamond brokership in tel aviv.
Nah you are just a dummy goy
Prostitution is quite an issue
Escorts on the other hand...
 
Fuck im jealous but I'll also see an escort

Btw how did you fuckd her? Must have been real awkward as an incel. I've read that you need strong glutes and stamina to fuck. I really want to see an escort ASAP but I feel like I'll just cum in 5 mins. I must train myself first.
 
Fuck im jealous but I'll also see an escort

Btw how did you fuckd her? Must have been real awkward as an incel. I've read that you need strong glutes and stamina to fuck. I really want to see an escort ASAP but I feel like I'll just cum in 5 mins. I must train myself first.
All you need to do is bust a nut a few hours before sex and you'll legit last a long time. I usually coom within a few seconds with an escort if I don't bust prior. After beating my meat and then meeting I can last like an hour. Works like a charm. Only thing is the sex is somewhat less enjoyable but it will definitely fix your predicament.
 
Fuck em. Life's hard. Even harder as an incel. Do what you need to do to cope, and maybe even enjoy.
Don't let other people's opinions and morality fuck you over - it's no better than soysociety when brocels try to lord it over others.
@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better
Pm me what escort you use brocel. I need to know
 
Fuck im jealous but I'll also see an escort

Btw how did you fuckd her? Must have been real awkward as an incel. I've read that you need strong glutes and stamina to fuck. I really want to see an escort ASAP but I feel like I'll just cum in 5 mins. I must train myself first.
Nah man on the contrary, took me near 30 minutes to cum because I was excited and the dick refused to wake up until 10 minutes in.
I did all the good stuff, doggy and cowgirl, grabbed her tits and huge ass really hard and just went with the flow.
Personal tip though when you do decide to hit up an escort, make sure she BJ's you first so you will get an erection faster
 
$50 for an hour in Israel with a white stacy?

wtf? is that for real? sounds too good to be true?

israel is a high income country how the fuck are whores so cheap?
Take into account though its 50 for half an hour along in her apartment
If you want one of those super fancy escorts that you can take with you and spend all night with you might end up paying almost 1000 shekels (which is somewhere along the lines of 300-350 dollars)
 
Half-Nigger women go for 150€ in my country. You know those from dominican republic? I can only imagine how much an attractive white girl goes for.

TBH everyone is telling me these absurdly low prices yet I can't find a whore for below 200€ anywhere.
 
Just go to other countries man
Your best bets are where it's legal
 
Good luck to you brocel, glad someone found happiness at least.
 
i will try to escortcel this summer or next year after i turn 21 , i didn't like the idea at first but i feel the urge to fuck a woman every single day and it bothers me sometimes because it's distracting , fapping doesn't work very well anymore , hopefully escortcelling will be a good experience and relieve my urge
 
@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better
Good for you
Half-Nigger women go for 150€ in my country. You know those from dominican republic? I can only imagine how much an attractive white girl goes for.

TBH everyone is telling me these absurdly low prices yet I can't find a whore for below 200€ anywhere.
That is European prices.

Like always, you get what you pay for. Yes, it is expensive, but you get the quality. Imo, it is worth it. Best place in Europe is London. Biggest choice.
 
Based.

I think I will start escortcelling next year when I'm 26.
 
Fuck im jealous but I'll also see an escort

Btw how did you fuckd her? Must have been real awkward as an incel. I've read that you need strong glutes and stamina to fuck. I really want to see an escort ASAP but I feel like I'll just cum in 5 mins. I must train myself first.

Pm me what escort you use brocel. I need to know

i will try to escortcel this summer or next year after i turn 21 , i didn't like the idea at first but i feel the urge to fuck a woman every single day and it bothers me sometimes because it's distracting , fapping doesn't work very well anymore , hopefully escortcelling will be a good experience and relieve my urge

Based.

I think I will start escortcelling next year when I'm 26.

Get the fuck into the megathread in the sewers :feelsEhh:
 
@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better
teach a fellow kikelander how to find a nice escort to fuck
 
@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better
:heart:
I think I'm gonna make it a habbit every few weeks to not go insane

Yeah dude and she actually even made us some snacks before hand and let me calmy wash myself after the deed at the shower.
I think it's best to have an escort that doesn't have many clients so that you don't have to be stressed about finishing as fast as possible
How much time 50 US dollars buys in Israel? How much time did you stay there including the shower?

If I could get a good fuck with good-looking woman and shower with just 50 US dollars, I would go weekly, but it costs here at least 300 USD. I am kissless virgin aged 31.

Buying sex is illegal in Israel; how much it would cost if one gets caught?
 
How much time 50 US dollars buys in Israel? How much time did you stay there including the shower?

If I could get a good fuck with good-looking woman and shower with just 50 US dollars, I would go weekly, but it costs here at least 300 USD. I am kissless virgin aged 31.

Buying sex is illegal in Israel; how much it would cost if one gets caught?
30 minutes of sex, and around 10 more minutes to shower and pack your shit

Even if it costs 300 I would probably still do it at least once just to get it off your chest, Im only 20 but the entire virginity thing eas driving me insane.

You need to be quite carless to be caught, but if you do you will end up paying around 450-500$ fine
teach a fellow kikelander how to find a nice escort to fuck
אם אתה לא כושי של השב"כ זה קל למדי
פשוט כנס לטלגרם וחפש קבוצות של עיסוי ארוטי
יש שם מלא כוסויות שאתה יכול לקנות ב100-1000 שקל לפי החלטתך עם מגוון אפשרויות ופשוט תזרום עם זה
 
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Mogs me. I have a small dick. I'm not wasting money to fuck a whore that would laugh at me anyways.

Now that you've had sex you must be feeling as arrogant as a normie huh?

Next you'll be laughing at us virgin incels.
 
How much time 50 US dollars buys in Israel? How much time did you stay there including the shower?

If I could get a good fuck with good-looking woman and shower with just 50 US dollars, I would go weekly, but it costs here at least 300 USD. I am kissless virgin aged 31.

Buying sex is illegal in Israel; how much it would cost if one gets caught?

30 minutes of sex, and around 10 more minutes to shower and pack your shit

Even if it costs 300 I would probably still do it at least once just to get it off your chest, Im only 20 but the entire virginity thing eas driving me insane.

You need to be quite carless to be caught, but if you do you will end up paying around 450-500$ fine

אם אתה לא כושי של השב"כ זה קל למדי
פשוט כנס לטלגרם וחפש קבוצות של עיסוי ארוטי
יש שם מלא כוסויות שאתה יכול לקנות ב100-1000 שקל לפי החלטתך עם מגוון אפשרויות ופשוט תזרום עם זה
Please add your wisdom to the megathread in the sewer. :feelsmage:
 
Mogs me. I have a small dick. I'm not wasting money to fuck a whore that would laugh at me anyways.
Mine is a bit below average and took me 6-7 minutes only to get it up, didn't get laughed at by the bitch
If you find a decent escort 90% of the times from what I've heard from other guys like me is they wont give a damn. If she is a good escort she will do her best to make you as horny as possible to finish the job aa fast as possible and might even be somewhat gentle if you tell her it's your first time (though she probably will figure that out herself)
 
Sorry, part of me still wants to lie and say that I have hope. Respect though.
 
I’ve always wanted to escortmaxx but i’m just way too high-inhib, it’s over for me.
But i’m happy for u OP, congrats.
AMPs are cheaper. (200$ - $260)

Escorts typically charge 280+, tend to be non-Asian, are generally a rip off cuz non-Asian foids are lazy and arrogant. They know that they can get away with charging high. Because if a pathetic loser turns her down, they know that there is another loser quickly lined up to pay big bucks for a white or latina whore.

If a noodlewhore tried charging what white and latina foid escorts charge, she would quickly be out of business as no one is gonna pay 280+ for a noodlewhore when they can get a much hotter white/latina foid for the same amount.
 
Someone truly ugly wouldn't be getting enjoyable experiences with escorts, the disgust they would be unable to hide would ruin everything.
 
Problem isn’t really the money for me tbh, it’s really my dick size which is stoping me. Most of the guys here that escortmaxx probably have a dick that is at least 5” but im like 4.65“ on a good day, i’m assuming most escorts probably have at least some sort of standard, or maybe they don’t, maybe it’s just me being high-inhib that’s really affecting the way i think negatively.
They want your money, not your pener. You'll be OK.
 
Another one to add to the ignore list
Honestly gigabased

20210122 185144
 
Someone truly ugly wouldn't be getting enjoyable experiences with escorts, the disgust they would be unable to hide would ruin everything.
I'm pretty disgusting ngl
 
Welcome to the club brotha
 

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