LifeFuel [Escortcel Brag thread] I fucking did it

[starcrapoo]

Problem isn’t really the money for me tbh, it’s really my dick size which is stoping me. Most of the guys here that escortmaxx probably have a dick that is at least 5” but im like 4.65“ on a good day, i’m assuming most escorts probably have at least some sort of standard, or maybe they don’t, maybe it’s just me being high-inhib that’s really affecting the way i think negatively.

Also forgot to mention in my first reply:

There is a danger element associated with escortmaxxing. Some of those hoes are junkies (needles), have pimps, or will bail out on you. White, latina, and black escorts do that sometimes I've heard. Generally speaking have more aggressive attitudes. More entitled. Funny how similar these foids are whether theyre escorts or just everyday foids you encounter.

AMPs are much safer. Depending on where you live, you can find the korean parlors with young 20 -35 year olds.

Here in the bay area, there used to be KTVs back in the day. You'd literally walk in to a karaoke place, get a room and a whore will come in to sit with you and offer you services.

Then again theres always the risk of herpes. You get that from a whore and thats with you forever.

So I understand where you're coming from when you say you're high inhibition.

Either way, I have no other option as a ricecel.

 

[Deleted member 22531]

How the fuck did you find a good escort for $50??

 

[FinnCel]

Governments should give us free prostitutes

 

[Deleted member 25475]

Based. Now you have one motivation to work and get money.

Great point ngl.

i'm too high inhib and I have too much dignity to see an escort
plus i wanna get my wizard card

You know 'dignity' is cope. You see countless examples of degenerate Chads get laid left and right, do you really think women give a shit about muh dignity. Plus, being an incel there's no point in remaining dignified, people will shit on you regardless

Mine is a bit below average and took me 6-7 minutes only to get it up, didn't get laughed at by the bitch
If you find a decent escort 90% of the times from what I've heard from other guys like me is they wont give a damn. If she is a good escort she will do her best to make you as horny as possible to finish the job aa fast as possible and might even be somewhat gentle if you tell her it's your first time (though she probably will figure that out herself)

What happens 10% of the time? Do they just laugh at your face after seeing your small dick jfl?

 

[Deleted member 32183]

'dignity' is cope

it's not about what women think it's just that I have values
If I can't get the real thing I would rather jack off than pay some whore to play pretend
I refuse to give into this rotten world

 

[Deleted member 33853]

it's not about what women think it's just that I have values
If I can't get the real thing I would rather jack off than pay some whore to play pretend
I refuse to give into this rotten world

Based, brother

 

[Kamikaze]

אם אתה לא כושי של השב"כ זה קל למדי
פשוט כנס לטלגרם וחפש קבוצות של עיסוי ארוטי
יש שם מלא כוסויות שאתה יכול לקנות ב100-1000 שקל לפי החלטתך עם מגוון אפשרויות ופשוט תזרום עם זה

.ניחשתי נכון חחח... היום מה אין בקבוצות שם. מקווה שהמשטרה לא תתחיל לשים לזה יותר מדי לב. למרות שבשנתיים אחרונות הם לא ממש השקיעו בעבודת נגד למרות הבכי האין סופי מהאולפנים בטלוויזה.

שמח שהורדת אבן מהלב. לא משהו שהייתי עושה, אבל כל אחד מתמודד עם העולם הדפוק הזה לפי יכולתו.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

30 minutes of sex, and around 10 more minutes to shower and pack your shit

Here one absolutely needs to be out of the apartment before the bought time has run out. And the time starts running when one receives the message telling that now I am ready and here's the door code for the main entrance. So one's bought time is running while one tries to find the apartment + take one's clothes off (most of the year this takes time, because cold here most of the year) and pay.

Was the escort local or imported? How can I find good women to fuck for that price if I ever visit Israel and do not speak Hebrew?

Even if it costs 300 I would probably still do it at least once just to get it off your chest, Im only 20 but the entire virginity thing eas driving me insane.

I don't think I will ever pay that much, the problem is I am poor (autistic, never had a job in my life) and it would be torture to go just once, I have premature ejaculation life-long problem also. I would pay amount that could buy a game console for 10 seconds.

Please add your wisdom to the megathread in the sewer.

I don't ever visit sewers, why is such a megathread there if it's worth reading? Should be here, because it's also not not related to inceldom.

AMPs are cheaper. (200$ - $260)

Escorts typically charge 280+, tend to be non-Asian, are generally a rip off cuz non-Asian foids are lazy and arrogant. They know that they can get away with charging high. Because if a pathetic loser turns her down, they know that there is another loser quickly lined up to pay big bucks for a white or latina whore.

If a noodlewhore tried charging what white and latina foid escorts charge, she would quickly be out of business as no one is gonna pay 280+ for a noodlewhore when they can get a much hotter white/latina foid for the same amount.

What are AMPs?

So you visit Asians in massage-parlours and get sex there for cheaper or what?

KTVs

???

 

[Deleted member 33716]

I don't ever visit sewers, why is such a megathread there if it's worth reading? Should be here, because it's also not not related to inceldom.

Here it is.
Idk, but maby one of the mods can move it somewhere more appropriate.

Escortcel Megathread [KHHV trigger warning: do not enter] | Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

In response to feedback (the potential for pro-escortcel threads to trigger our brocels), curiosity from escort-curious cels and to maintain comraderie in the rest of the forum, here is a thread for escortcels, whorecels, sugarcels and curious cels to share experiences, ask questions and gain...

incels.is

 

[Deleted member 33716]

Thats good news, was pretty obvious anyways tbh most whores are simply just money hungry creatures that don't actually care about both their clients physical and mental state whatsoever.

I understand the sentiment, but if you ever escortmaxx maybe leave that assumption at the door. You'll have more fun with an open mind tbh.

 

[Deleted member 33716]

Will do

 

[grondilu]

For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland)

Sorry for being retarded but which country is that? Also, is it legal too there? What about Corona-chan? Does she make it more difficult?

PS: nevermind, I found out by reading the thread. מזל טוב

 

[proudweeb]

All you need to do is bust a nut a few hours before sex and you'll legit last a long time. I usually coom within a few seconds with an escort if I don't bust prior. After beating my meat and then meeting I can last like an hour. Works like a charm. Only thing is the sex is somewhat less enjoyable but it will definitely fix your predicament.

if u do this ur dong wont get hard

 

[Deleted member 33216]

.ניחשתי נכון חחח... היום מה אין בקבוצות שם. מקווה שהמשטרה לא תתחיל לשים לזה יותר מדי לב. למרות שבשנתיים אחרונות הם לא ממש השקיעו בעבודת נגד למרות הבכי האין סופי מהאולפנים בטלוויזה.

שמח שהורדת אבן מהלב. לא משהו שהייתי עושה, אבל כל אחד מתמודד עם העולם הדפוק הזה לפי יכולתו.

לא ידעתי שרוסים מדברים עברית

 

[Kamikaze]

לא ידעתי שרוסים מדברים עברית

בוא נעביר את זה לפרטי אם אתה מעוניין.

 

[Deleted member 33216]

בוא נעביר את זה לפרטי אם אתה מעוניין.

Sure, hit me up. But I'm not a native speaker, I learned the language on my own. Though I can understand everything you guys have written under this thread.

 

[thewageslave]

Someone truly ugly wouldn't be getting enjoyable experiences with escorts, the disgust they would be unable to hide would ruin everything.

You might be right. The solution to that is to drink some alcohol before that. It will bring out the animal of you and you will not give a shit about what the bitch might think.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

You might be right. The solution to that is to drink some alcohol before that. It will bring out the animal of you and you will not give a shit about what the bitch might think.

Yeah good idea.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

I think I'm gonna make it a habbit every few weeks to not go insane

Yeah dude and she actually even made us some snacks before hand and let me calmy wash myself after the deed at the shower.
I think it's best to have an escort that doesn't have many clients so that you don't have to be stressed about finishing as fast as possible

In what country are they doing this at?

 

[Saigon Depression]

You might be right. The solution to that is to drink some alcohol before that. It will bring out the animal of you and you will not give a shit about what the bitch might think.

Lots of hookers mention in their ads that they don't allow guests under the influence, so be careful with that.

 

[thewageslave]

Lots of hookers mention in their ads that they don't allow guests under the influence, so be careful with that.

In Sweden our hookers are high quality girls from eastern europe, Nigeria and south america that are harden and not picky. They let you do what ever you want if you just pay their money.

In what country are they doing this at?

In Sweden we have our hookers advertising on a certain website. You just call them and then go to their apartment. They are very serviceminded independent girls from eastern europe and latin america. Eastern european girls know how to take care of men.

 

[kt0_0]

Dude, you’re gonna end up like @Doomer28, read the rules.

 

[Deleted member 32725]

Damn at this rate I'll be the only virgin on here

 

[Deleted member 33716]

Dude, you’re gonna end up like @Doomer28, read the rules.

Oh damn, brocel got banned?
Too brutal. He was a sadcel, doesn't deserve more sads.

 

[kt0_0]

Oh damn, brocel got banned?
Too brutal. He was a sadcel, doesn't deserve more sads.

Yep. You’ll get banned for bragging about things like that.

 

[Autismus Maximus]

i'm too high inhib and I have too much dignity to see an escort
plus i wanna get my wizard card

 

[Babica Yaga]

Honestly gigabased

Another one to add to the ignore list

Tbh

 

[HeroinNihilism]

Those of you who refuse to escortmaxx because it’s illegal need to learn how to break the fucking law every now and then, all incels should do it at least once or else you’d probably die a virgin.

 

[Deleted member 20195]

Cope. Wearing rubber is not the same as rawdog.

 

[BlkPillPres]

@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better

Of course I was right lol

Tits really feel weird when I think about it, because they don't feel like they look like they would feel, they really just melt in your hand, if you are too rough it feels like you could bruise them, haven't felt it in a while though, like years now, and yet I still remember it

Only hookercelled once, the next thing I'm sure I'm right about is wealthmaxxing, that's what you need to do to ensure that you can have many more experiences like you this

How come?

He needs to block out the truth lol

i'm too high inhib and I have too much dignity to see an escort

Your username translates to "less than human"

A lot of you retards need to make up your mind on whether you have a high sense of self worth or not, you guys like to dance back and forth between stances whenever its convenient to whatever narrative you are currently peddling, its really a contradictory mindset

You guys will be going on and on in threads about you being "subhuman" and how you should kill yourself, but all of a sudden paying for sex is "beneath you", something that even normie males do

Make up your fucking mind whether you are "low tier" or not, you can't play it both ways

Mogs me. I have a small dick

I don't see what this has to do with paying for sex, my dick is small too, your orgasm has nothing to do with a whore being impressed by your dick size, you are doing it for you, not her.

Either way, how many whores do you think would life and ruin the chance of having a "regular customer", not very many in my book, that doesn't make sense, I have barely 5 inches when erect and my girth is shit tier, never got laughed at

Stop making bullshit excuses

 

[curryboy420]

Another one to add to the ignore list

lmao overreaction but yeah fuck this thread and fuck escort"cels"

 

[Deleted member 31869]

@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better

Told you.

based

 

[Saigon Depression]

Had another experience today. I needed this physically more then mentally.
Now I feel a very strong urge to fap mentally more than physically (but that's for another topic).
20 years old, 5/10, most of you would probably rate her 4/10. She mogged me either way. And she was cheap.

Beside the regular photofrauding (she was taller and leaner in the photos), she rushed things a little bit. She kind of expected me to penetrate her right away after we lay down the bed. She was nice other than that, a little bit dumb.
My primary disappointment was that I once again barely lasted maybe 30 seconds in her pussy, and even that was with a less then perfect penetration. I hoped that almost 4 months of nofap would help me with that.
Penetration from doggy is very awkward to me, all I face is ass (especially it it's fat), I can barely access her pussy from that position.

So I did missionary. Post-cum clarity immediately set in after orgasm.

The massage after that was good, although not near as good as with the previous one.

And another thing: I realized for the first time that the difference between blowjobs with and without condom is almost non-existent. It feels better without it of course, but not by much. Too bad that I will likely never experience fucking a pusy without condom. That difference must be huge.

 

[Boiiboii69]

Kikeland??? I haven't fucked a hooker in over year because my parents won't ever let me leave the house without their permission and I'm unemployed JFL

 

[Tenshi]

50 bucks is pretty good in a first world country, that's stacy tier price here for an hour which is cheap but no so considering the local minimum wage, but is still worth the experience if you have the money I guess

 

[Gamblord]

Is this Israel or US? Also pics of face next time or didnt happen

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Another one to add to the ignore list

Based

@BlkPillPres You were right you cunt, it is fucking amazing.
It was awkward as hell at first since I never even kissed a girl until today but you get the hang of it pretty quickly and goddamn it escorts are the solution!
For the small sum of 50$ (Quite cheap in kikeland) I finally got to experience what I otherwise wouldnt have probably in the next 10+ years at best!
Unless you are one of those guys that look for love and validation from foids, escorts are the solution.
Am I still an incel? Yes
Am I still ugly? Yes
But (and everyone pays who is not chad in one way or another) I got the experience sexual intercourse with a damn hot woman and will now not be bothered by being a virgin and not knowing what tits and ass feel like
Just escortcel max bros, it will make you feel much better

Eat shit go kill yourself faggot

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

My primary disappointment was that I once again barely lasted maybe 30 seconds in her pussy, and even that was with a less then perfect penetration. I hoped that almost 4 months of nofap would help me with that.

What? You have not ejaculated for 4 almost months in the hope of lasting longer!? It has the opposite effect. No masturbation is bad for premature ejaculation. You should masturbate and take SSRI pills, preferably dapoxetine, if you want to last longer. How long would you have been allowed to have intercourse if able to? Price and time of your meeting?

What is your normal/baseline IELT with condom?

50 bucks is pretty good in a first world country, that's stacy tier price here for an hour which is cheap but no so considering the local minimum wage, but is still worth the experience if you have the money I guess

Where is that?

50 US dollars in Israel is so cheap that I still don't believe it. In Spain it can also be 50 euros for 30 minutes, but actually they kick you out after only 5-15 minutes.

 

[I want to believe]

Don't worry. Having sex for money doesn't count anyways. You're still a virgin in fact.
Because of that, I prefer to jerk off since it costs nothing.

 

[Dregster]

Giving your money to women is cucked!

For free and get nothing in return? Yeah

Getting sex as a trade? Nah get fucked nigga

 

[BlkPillPres]

the disgust they would be unable to hide would ruin everything.

I always find this way of "wanting explicit consent" weird for modern men

Do you think the vikings raiding villages in the past gave a shit about if a woman looked disgusted as they raped them?

Truth is modern masculinity (norms and values for masculinity) is feminized, masculinity itself has been feminized and we have men like you going around acting like this way of thinking is normal and actually masculine

I'd argue its not normal for you to throw away a chance at sex because the woman may look disgusted, that sounds ridiculous to me, your ancestors who definitely mog you would not give a fuck and would not see it as something that made them "less of a man", they would not care about it at all, yet guys like you go around asserting some feminized BS standard of "consent is sexy", JFL no it isn't. I'd bet money that you'd maintain your erection fucking a woman with a look of fear on her face, you've just been indoctrinated to think otherwise

Men are beasts, men are brutal, men are hardwired to enjoy dominance, you would definitely enjoy it, you just don't want to think that you would

A lot of men today don't really "know themselves", they aren't self aware of their true nature, all they know of is some idea of what a "modern man should be" that has been indoctrinated into them from birth

"A real man doesn't hit a woman"
"You should never hit a girl"
"You need to treat a woman right"
"Man up"
"Female validation is important"
Etc

Sorry that's all bullshit

If you were on an island alone with a woman who was absolutely disgusted with you, after being a pent up incel for years within a week you will have raped her, and you'd think nothing of it. Maybe you'd feel a little bad like you do after "post nut clarity" but you'll be raping her again the next day anyways, and soon you'd just accept it and get over it

 

[dirtykombatcel]

I always find this way of "wanting explicit consent" weird for modern men

Do you think the vikings raiding villages in the past gave a shit about if a woman looked disgusted as they raped them?

Truth is modern masculinity (norms and values for masculinity) is feminized, masculinity itself has been feminized and we have men like you going around acting like this way of thinking is normal and actually masculine

I'd argue its not normal for you to throw away a chance at sex because the woman may look disgusted, that sounds ridiculous to me, your ancestors who definitely mog you would not give a fuck and would not see it as something that made them "less of a man", they would not care about it at all, yet guys like you go around asserting some feminized BS standard of "consent is sexy", JFL no it isn't. I'd bet money that you'd maintain your erection fucking a woman with a look of fear on her face, you've just been indoctrinated to think otherwise

Men are beasts, men are brutal, men are hardwired to enjoy dominance, you would definitely enjoy it, you just don't want to think that you would

A lot of men today don't really "know themselves", they aren't self aware of their true nature, all they know of is some idea of what a "modern man should be" that has been indoctrinated into them from birth

"A real man doesn't hit a woman"
"You should never hit a girl"
"You need to treat a woman right"
"Man up"
"Female validation is important"
Etc

Sorry that's all bullshit

If you were on an island alone with a woman who was absolutely disgusted with you, after being a pent up incel for years within a week you will have raped her, and you'd think nothing of it. Maybe you'd feel a little bad like you do after "post nut clarity" but you'll be raping her again the next day anyways, and soon you'd just accept it and get over it

I agree, good insight.

 

[BlkPillPres]

it's not about what women think it's just that I have values

No you don't have any values, you are delusional, you are part of a forum where we celebrate the injury and death of normies, what fucking convenient value system is that?

A person with values would not be on this forum, a lot of you guys are just hypocrites with conveniently constructed personal moral codes, its ridiculous

If I can't get the real thing

What do you mean by "real thing", is the pussy any less real?, does your dick just phase through a bitch like she's made of air if you paid for it?

Don't worry. Having sex for money doesn't count anyways. You're still a virgin in fact.

Ok by that logic, if a woman pays a group of Chads to gangbang her and stretch out every hole, at the end of it all she's still a virgin because she paid for it, makes perfect sense

 

[Deleted member 32183]

conveniently constructed personal moral codes

yes, that's how it should be
personal and not adopted

What do you mean by "real thing", is the pussy any less real?, does your dick just phase through a bitch like she's made of air if you paid for it?

being loved for who you are by another person enough so that they would be willing to share their bodies
there is almost no emotional or spiritual satisfaction from escortcelling
it's just another ejaculation

 

[BlkPillPres]

personal and not adopted

You mean hypocritical

personal and not adopted

being loved for who you are by another person enough so that they would be willing to share their bodies

I like how you don't see the ironic contradiction between these two beliefs, talk about cognitive dissonance

"being loved for who you are" is an adopted belief, its never been observed in nature, its shit you were thought to believe because "its the right thing", so why do you cling to that adopted belief/code?

Maybe you should try something more personal and objective

Lastly, JFL at the "share their bodies" part, dude, not even women talk about sex like that, you sound like a bitch, next you are going to start saying you want to "become one" with your "life partner", please stop being retarded and pathetic, accept reality and act based on said reality

there is almost no emotional or spiritual satisfaction from escortcelling

This is peak retardation, what the fuck does "spirituality" have to do with your penis?

Spirituality has nothing to do with sex, nothing, it actually sounds crude and disgusting to try and relate sex back to anything spiritual, sex is inherently a degrading and "impure" act, its all about physical satisfaction and urges, trying to blend the two just sounds disgusting

it's just another ejaculation

Yes, that feels way better than just using your hand, I don't need anything other than that

Whatever you eat for dinner today and breakfast tomorrow will be "just another meal", stop overvaluing simple things and over-complicating life

A lot of you guys ironically have huge egos, you think you are some kind of "higher being" or something JFL, get over yourself and accept reality, you are not only an animal, you are a low quality defective animal, you are really just delusion to think they way that you do, everything you believe is a denial of reality

 

[I want to believe]

Ok by that logic, if a woman pays a group of Chads to gangbang her and stretch out every hole, at the end of it all she's still a virgin because she paid for it, makes perfect sense

The thing is, your example seems to be unrealistic in itself. Chads are ready to gangbang even landwhales for free. And there are almost no virgin women. But okay. I can imagine such a situation (a virgin woman paying Chads to gangbang her). Well. Yeah. She would still be a virgin in fact. And she could also use some dildo to deflower herself. And technically, she wouldn't be a virgin after that either, but in fact, she would.
And I think male virginity isn't the same as female one. I mean I'm talking about heterosexual people. Nobody's supposed to penetrate your holes if you're a man. What I trying to say is, buying sex is something like jerking off by a woman instead of your hands.

 

[Lolimancer]

The thing is, your example seems to be unrealistic in itself. Chads are ready to gangbang even landwhales for free. And there are almost no virgin women. But okay. I can imagine such a situation (a virgin woman paying Chads to gangbang her). Well. Yeah. She would still be a virgin in fact. And she could also use some dildo to deflower herself. And technically, she wouldn't be a virgin after that either, but in fact, she would.
And I think male virginity isn't the same as female one. I mean I'm talking about heterosexual people. Nobody's supposed to penetrate your holes if you're a man.

What kind of definition for virginity do you have dude

 

[I want to believe]

What kind of definition for virginity do you have dude

I think a virgin is a man who's never had sex with a girl who wanted him. Like, if a prostitute really wants you, she'll allow you to fuck her for free. They have sex with Chads for free.

 

[BlkPillPres]

The thing is, your example seems to be unrealistic in itself. Chads are ready to gangbang even landwhales for free.

You are deflecting, the point of the example was to question the logic of belief, not to give you a perfect real world example

If what I stated did happen would you agree that she's still a virgin, yes or no?

Its as simple as that, everything else is a deflection

She would still be a virgin in fact

At least you are sticking to your retardation I guess, but you have to see how stupid you sound, you would never marry a "virgin" bride who was this "kind of virgin"

 

[Deleted member 32183]

"being loved for who you are" is an adopted belief, its never been observed in nature,

I didn't adopt it, I got tired of life tossing me around
I hate nature and I can't/won't reduce myself into the symbol it wants me to be
I rather die than participate in this disgusting meaningless mediocrity
and yes I have seen people who loved each other for who they are although it is exceedingly rare especially in this atomized society