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Experiment ER respawns - does he slay?

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Let's say that hypothetically, in some alternate universe, ER respawns in the wrecker's where his BMW was crushed. After wandering the streets in confusion for a few hours, a police officer finds him wandering around Santa Barbara like a weirdo and he is taken to the local police station for questioning.

The police officers there immediately recognise him and shit gets real - ER is put on trial for his mass shooting a few months later. ER's lawyer insists that Elliot was confirmed dead after the Isla Vista massacre so this can't be the same person, and while DNA testing shows ER to be legit his remains are also where they were before. The court figures that since this ER could just be a clone of the dead original who hasn't done anything, and that this can't be 100% proven wrong, there is reasonable doubt as to whether or not this guy is the same as the original ER. Although he's the same as the old Elliot Rodger and everybody he speaks to knows it, he walks out of the California court he was trialed in as a free man.

The fact a man just rose up from the dead, out of thin air, after dying in a shooting spree years ago, along with the ER trial itself, has gotten ER renewed media attention similar to what he got during his massacre. This means he walks free but has the status of a fresh mass shooter still. Let's say his family may or may not accept him and provide him with access to daddy's money again as well, so we have a variable factor in this thought experiment. How hard would it be possible for ER to slay as a statusmaxxed mass killer?

Pros-
Money? (potentially - how much difference will it make?)
STATUS (mass murderer)
Okay bone structure (not a hideous ogre or a truecel facially)

Cons-
No money? (potentially - how much difference will it make?)
Non-NT (autism plus other mental illnesses)
Manlet (5'7 IIRC)
Ethnic mix (Hapa, half Malaysian chink from mother's side)


And if being a free serial killer will make many women want to sleep with him (which it likely would), what does that say about women being somewhere between "normal people" and good little angels, like IT seems to think they are?
 
he would be instantly made a luminary/janitor on this site and would flex his status allowing him to slay multiple noodle whores
 
Elliot would definitely slay. Just check out this crazy foid. :lul:

 
He would slay the sorority house this time.
 
He would slay.

Mass murderers literally get love letters from tons of foids.
 
Elliot would definitely slay. Just check out this crazy foid. :lul:


Thats exactly the kind of girl Elliot would have wanted too. Breaks my heart that he didn't get her- but then I remember she's just statusmaxxing for youtube views and would never even want to go near Elliot if he wasn't a violent mass murderer.
 
I read he was 5'9
 
Yes. Mass killer status is real. JFL @ r/niceguys
 

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