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Emba book would be cool

ONION BURPS

ONION BURPS

Most men die at 27 — We just bury them at 72
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Would love a book about embas life. Been on my reading cope lately. It's comfy af.
 
I actually wrote books, and technical articles, and SciFi stories before.

But they were just too damned big and needed trimming and severe editing... So I quit.

My greatest effort was...

"The poor mans end times survival guide."
(A joke on the poor mans James Bond)

It covered so many ways to purify water, and start fires, and what wild food requires special cooking....

Such as how to cook a rat. And crows tastes like flying deer. And don't overcook armadillo! (But don't undercook it either!!!)
 
I thought about writing a biography... But, it would not be very fun.
 
Next best thing
Pretend it audiobook
these all should play in you browser, if not, try downloading and renaming the suffix to .m4a

these were recorded using, "Simple Voice Recorder" (in low res.) from: https://f-droid.xxxxorg/packages/com.simplemobiletools.voicerecorder/ (remove the 4X's)

WARMING!
old posts are considered "dead." and "necroposting" is frowned upon unless you somehow "add value" to it. a shitpost comment on a dead thread will probably get you a warning or maybe ban points! just saying....

episode / topic guide / link (if available)

Emba radio! (no# @ hidden zone)
er2 kittens vs rats (repost)

er3 incels of the 80s 90s tributemaxx
er4 rude edgelordmaxxing
er5 (pending TBA) fifth anniversary!
er6 mannequin sexdoll fun!
er7 murderer ascension story
er8 I'm dying
er9 the woods
er10 mannequin sex tips!
 
Emba and animecel2d are the two members who blackpilled me the most. Their poasts literally destroyed me.
 

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