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[Sparrow's Song]

I am legit talking to a chick on a dating app who is a legit 10/10 IG model, not a catfish. I'm using my real picture too and my profile was just a paragraph of black pilled self hatred shitposting. This chick likes talking to me is tickling my incel bumps with validation. This has to be a set up or a joke. I was rated a 4/10, those who have seen my face here know that it's over. This chick is literally too hot for Chad, WTF? I should relax and pop a black pill, I'll probably get ghosted. This is still the most success I've ever had and this chick is unreal looking. What do I do?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Ask for nudes and share them with us
?
Profit

 

[AfrikanCel]

Show pics/ nudes. Let us win too. It is probably someone on this forum catfishing you lol.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

If I get ghosted I might. If I'm getting catfished, well made profiles and thanks for the Giga Cope...

 

[Deleted member 3291]

sex her

 

[Sparrow's Song]

sex her

When she finds out I don't drive... fuck... Still trying boyos. (Probably a catfish but I'll cope and call it "practice")...

 

[deadman123]

When she finds out I don't drive... fuck... Still trying boyos. (Probably a catfish but I'll cope and call it "practice")...

show picture

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Boy she is making you a joke to her foids friends, she will not just catfish you she will be there with all her group of stacys and chads friends to make fun of you, your going for a trap

 

[Percolator]

say goodbye to your kidneys

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Boy she is making you a joke to her foids friends, she will not just catfish you she will be there with all her group of stacys and chads friends to make fun of you, your going for a trap

If I caused human beings to laugh and smile happily, than getting trolled by a foid was worth it. I think I got ghosted though, Chad must have hit her up.

 

[Deleted member 7573]

If I caused human beings to laugh and smile happily, than getting trolled by a foid was worth it

The fuck dude don't say this cucks things, you are better than this man

 

[EthnicelNL]

Shes the female @catfishman23 u gonna meet and she'll be like HAHA I CATFISHED U I CATFISHED U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA MEET A HOT IG MODEL HAHA I GOT U

 

[Sparrow's Song]

The fuck dude don't say this cucks things, you are better than this man

I think cucking only applies to money, sex, and material possessions.

Shes the female @catfishman23 u gonna meet and she'll be like HAHA I CATFISHED U I CATFISHED U THOUGHT U WERE GONNA MEET A HOT IG MODEL HAHA I GOT U

I wouldn't mind walking into a coffee shop and having catfishman23 put me on blast. Maybe some landwhale who got catfished will be there and pity fuck me later.

 

[Heightframeface]

Stopped reading at 10/10 model.

Never rate women so high or else you're a cuck

 

[Hunter]

how do you know "shes" not catfishing or fucking with you. either way, theres a catch.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Stopped reading at 10/10 model.

Never rate women so high or else you're a cuck

I feel you, but dude... if you fucking saw this shit. Like holy fuck....But now, I've been contacted by a Stacylite. Glad I know how to angle fraud my pics.

 

[Deleted member 60]

say goodbye to your kidneys

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Is every hot chick I talk to online a catfish? I can't tell, they all have the messy room mirror selfies. Can anyone do a tinder experiment to see if I'd be human in SEA?

 

[Deleted member 60]

my profile was just a paragraph of black pilled self hatred shitposting.

elab. I'm going to try this out

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Pm me pics?

Just run edgy blackpill dealer game?

 

[acnescarcel]

its me br0 haha you got catfished bitch haha you thought you deserved a 10/10 model haha

 

[Sparrow's Song]

UPDATE: Didn't get ghosted, still in contact and arranging possible date. Not using tinder, using old school online shit because I don't have a phone. The weird thing is, some Stacys actually chatted with me, it was the overweight and less attractive ones who didn't reply or told me to fuck off. The sub Beckys seem to always want Chad EVEN MORE than Stacys. People always say "just lower your standards bruh"... I feel like I'd do better off raising them tbh... Even more reason to get plastic surgery and max my stats out. I could just be coping and maybe I really am ugly as fuck but the rituals and spells I've been doing lately are working. I know one ritual/spell worked because I felt my magoi get drained and I was tired and sick the next day, symptoms a novice experiences after a successful magic act. If you're not ancient magic maxxing in 2018, you're a volcel.

 

[chicocel]

inb4 you get catfished

 

[Sparrow's Song]

inb4 you get catfished

If I get catfished, I'll just look around for the most incel looking dude at the meetup spot and rob him.

sex her

You're the catfish aren't you...

 

[masterwizard]

>I am legit talking to a chick on a dating app who is a legit 10/10 IG model, not a catfish

She is probably going to ghost but come up with a good sounding reason. Its someone playing the longcon which is quite a dedicated catfisher out for money, probably not even a woman. Ask for some photos taken on the spot, if she hesitates or delays or it just seems off, its a catfish. If she gives you one but its not what you asked for, its a catfish.

but the rituals and spells I've been doing lately are working. I know one ritual/spell worked because I felt my magoi get drained and I was tired and sick the next day, symptoms a novice experiences after a successful magic act. If you're not ancient magic maxxing in 2018, you're a volcel.

kek tell us more

 

[Izayacel]

pics for evidence , i believe you but still wanna see the oh so great alpha stacy

 

[Modus Coperandi]

 

[Sparrow's Song]

pics for evidence , i believe you but still wanna see the oh so great alpha stacy

She's internet famous so I don't want to put her on blast. Besides, I ran Black Pilled desperate incel on super saiyan nofap game to get her talking to me. She knows I'm incel so I don't want her going to this site and seeing me show off what is essentially just a profile that communicated with me. It could still be a catfish.

>I am legit talking to a chick on a dating app who is a legit 10/10 IG model, not a catfish

She is probably going to ghost but come up with a good sounding reason. Its someone playing the longcon which is quite a dedicated catfisher out for money, probably not even a woman. Ask for some photos taken on the spot, if she hesitates or delays or it just seems off, its a catfish. If she gives you one but its not what you asked for, its a catfish.




kek tell us more

I made it quite clear that I'm low income. I saw her YT channel and her ex was a non Chad, it's like she has a non Chad fetish.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

She knows I'm incel

absolutely over for you.
I'd guess you are just some experiment to her.
don't get your hopes up. the higher you fly the further you fall.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

absolutely over for you.
I'd guess you are just some experiment to her.
don't get your hopes up. the higher you fly the further you fall.

I don't care, I'll get plastic surgery and move to India someday. Being born and not sacrificed to Ba'al in a fire ritual was the worst thing that happened to me in life, so it can only better from here.

 

[thePhantom]

Something is fishy alright. I could buy that you were incredibly lucky and found someone to look past your weaknesses and appreciate your unique qualities or whatever, but then she would have to see those to begin with. To get communication going in online dating (with pretty much anyone, and definitely model tier Stacies) without a very strong profile simply doesn't happen. Either you are getting catfished or you are LARPing/a Chad fakecel.

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

She is using you as an emotional tambon

 

[thePhantom]

I actually had something similar happen to me once (but with a lot of effort put into profile and messages), but ended up getting ghosted. I think she was breaking up with her Chad boyfriend and wanted some quick validation. I suspect that in your case, she may be curious about the incel subculture and want to do some virtue signalling by actually talking to one.

 

[MisterMeme]

lel extremely fake

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Something is fishy alright. I could buy that you were incredibly lucky and found someone to look past your weaknesses and appreciate your unique qualities or whatever, but then she would have to see those to begin with. To get communication going in online dating (with pretty much anyone, and definitely model tier Stacies) without a very strong profile simply doesn't happen. Either you are getting catfished or you are LARPing/a Chad fakecel.

High IQ, I suspected that the moment she replied to my first message. I'm bald, five seven, and have a millimeter of droop in the corner of my left eyelid, no way a female would ever talk to me. Something weird is going on.

 

[incel4life]

Doesn't this website have a no-bragging rule?

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Doesn't this website have a no-bragging rule?

It's only bragging if I make physical contact on and penetrate. Catfish until proven otherwise. At the moment, I'm bragging about being potentially catfished...

 

[The End]

Do not get your hopes up. There is no way this is going to work out the way you want. In fact it is likely to turn out the exact opposite.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Do not get your hopes up. There is no way this is going to work out the way you want. In fact it is likely to turn out the exact opposite.

I don't care. I'm approaching and running mentally deranged Incel rapist game while I wait to save up for plastic surgery. That way I'll have practice under my belt when after the doctors heal my disgrace-face.

 

[The End]

I don't care. I'm approaching and running mentally deranged Incel rapist game while I wait to save up for plastic surgery. That way I'll have practice under my belt when after the doctors heal my disgrace-face.

Okay.

What would be better: being the Toxic Avenger or Chad?

 

[Berok]

i should try out ancient magic maxxing

 

[RichCel]

How much does she charge per hour? That is the question.

 

[Izayacel]

i should try out ancient magic maxxing

tbh

 

[Sparrow's Song]

UPDATE: I think I got ghosted... kek. Back to Plan A.

 

[Edantez]

The blackpill always wins, bro.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

I am legit talking to a chick on a dating app who is a legit 10/10 IG model, not a catfish. I'm using my real picture too and my profile was just a paragraph of black pilled self hatred shitposting. This chick likes talking to me is tickling my incel bumps with validation. This has to be a set up or a joke. I was rated a 4/10, those who have seen my face here know that it's over. This chick is literally too hot for Chad, WTF? I should relax and pop a black pill, I'll probably get ghosted. This is still the most success I've ever had and this chick is unreal looking. What do I do?

You are getting ewhored

 

[Sparrow's Song]

You are getting ewhored

Fuck this. Why try until I get plastic surgery and escape America. There's no point. Blepharoplasty and chin implants should be huMAN rights.

 

[Izayacel]

UPDATE: I think I got ghosted... kek. Back to Plan A.

See

 

[Timecel]

catfishgirl23

 

[CaptainCuck]

How much does she charge per hour? That is the question.