JFL Elden Ring Blackpill.

[Truckzo]

Basically I'm going to type this out before I post the video for those who don't want to watch it.


Essentially in elden ring there are these enemies called the "Vulgar Militia" and at first I actually thought that they were little goblin monsters because of how short they were. Well these militiamen are actually SHORT people who were cast away from society in the lands between. Apparently people in the lands between of elden ring hate short people! With them being shunned from society they formed their own civilization and are actually quite difficult to fight against.


The majority of their attacks include beastman magic, which they learn from the beast clergyman Gurrang or whatever the fuck his name is, who they actually work for. And weapons that cause bleed, making them a formidable foe to encounter, especially in a group.



View: https://youtu.be/KT6wdvqJT9c

 

[Animecel2D]

They’re also good for farming runes early on so people probably killed more of them than other type of mob

Truly never began for vulgar militia

 

[Truckzo]

Also btw I recently beat the game for the first time and I'm starting a completely new character this time around.

They're super duper hard to farm and just fucking annoying. I'm currently running a strength, Faith, And Int built, and I just spam that spell that allows you to coat your weapon in the black flame, I'm thinking of having a claw build next time around though because why not?

 

[iamsubhuman]

Truckzo blackpill

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"He says he's twinkmaxxing"
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"Basically, he went on about a girl that tried to get sex."
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"He likes bragging a lot too. He likes bragging about how he can get a girl to like him."

 

[Truckzo]

They’re also good for farming runes early on so people probably killed more of them than other type of mob

Truly never began for vulgar militia

They aren't all that good for farming after level 40 or so, plus in that same region there is a dragon that doesn't do anything when you attack it, so basically you can get to lev 40 without even trying so long as you have a bleed weapon.

 

[Truckzo]

Truckzo blackpill
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0:42
"He says he's twinkmaxxing"
0:57
"Basically, he went on about a girl that tried to get sex."
3:07
"He likes bragging a lot too. He likes bragging about how he can get a girl to like him."

Dude, he literally stuttering in the video and you're cutting out words.

 

[Animecel2D]

They aren't all that good for farming after level 40 or so, plus in that same region there is a dragon that doesn't do anything when you attack it, so basically you can get to lev 40 without even trying so long as you have a bleed weapon.

That’s why I said early on. I know about that dragon and i did it once just to see if it was legit but I don’t like using cheesy shit like that tbh

 

[iamsubhuman]

you're cutting out words.

I watched the whole 4 minute video. I didn't cut out anything

 

[Truckzo]

I watched the whole 4 minute video. I didn't cut out anything

I mean you're cutting out words from his sentence when you quote him, that guy literally has no idea what he is talking about and skips over words due to his speech impediment, plus I've already went over this video with mods on discord.

 

[iamsubhuman]

on discord

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01XPzsMcBE

 

[Lord Beric]

If you don't pick the frenzied flame ending everytime, you are not truly blackpilled.

Just burn that shitty tree to the ground, along with that turbo whore melina.

 

[Truckzo]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01XPzsMcBE

View: https://youtu.be/iHsETJnQFf4

 

[Med Anime]

my pc can't run elden ring but i will play it one day.

 

[iamsubhuman]

View: https://youtu.be/iHsETJnQFf4

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[Truckzo]

If you don't pick the frenzied flame ending everytime, you are not truly blackpilled.

Just burn that shitty tree to the ground, along with that turbo whore melina.

She already dies anyway so you can fight the final group of lame bosses, I went for the ranni ending because I heard I could marry her. Plus I have a fuck ton of rule 34 of her

 

[Truckzo]

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Looks like your mommy still has parental controls on your YouTube account nigga!

 

[iamsubhuman]

Looks like your mommy still has parental controls on your YouTube account nigga!

I know you're not talking. You're like 16.

 

[Truckzo]

That’s why I said early on. I know about that dragon and i did it once just to see if it was legit but I don’t like using cheesy shit like that tbh

What was your build?

 

[Truckzo]

I know you're not talking. You're like 16.

Jfl at not having unlimited and unrestricted internet access the moment you found out you could search up anything on Google

 

[Truckzo]

At this point this became a postmaxxing thread, it's over for truckzocels

 

[iamsubhuman]

Jfl at not having unlimited and unrestricted internet access the moment you found out you could search up anything on Google

Nah, I'm just too lazy to sign in.

 

[Truckzo]

Nah, I'm just too lazy to sign in.

Fair enough I guess, are you on PC? I'm always signed in on my devices, but I have nothing to hide and nothing valuable besides stashes of weird videos

I'll leave it up to your imagination what those videos are

 

[Lord Beric]

She already dies anyway so you can fight the final group of lame bosses, I went for the ranni ending because I heard I could marry her. Plus I have a fuck ton of rule 34 of her


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Ascending by any means necessary. Fair enough, I just don't see why most people wouldn't choose the FF ending when 90% of mobs want to unalive you. Not to mention everything that happened to the merchants.

 

[Animecel2D]

What was your build?

idk I can’t remember for sure it was my first character. Mostly dumped everything in vigor, strength and endurance. Used some big two handed mace or something

 

[Truckzo]

Ascending by any means necessary. Fair enough, I just don't see why most people wouldn't choose the FF ending when 90% of mobs want to unalive you. Not to mention everything that happened to the merchants.

Because you don't really win anything, getting something out of a victory is the best option, you can either become elden lord, or get a 4 handed blow job from some blue bitch. But you aren't really the lord of anything besides some shithole, so in my opinion the Ranni ending is the best POSITIVE happy gay ending.

Maybe the Dung Eater ending is the best negetive one because you curse everyone in the lands between.