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[SlayerSlayer]

The horrible thing you never knew about ducks

On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved ma…

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Female ducks fight back against 'raping' males

The mallard Anas platyrhynchos : a species with high levels of forced copulations. Females have very elaborate vaginas (left) to counter males' phalluses (right). Some female ducks and geese have evolved complex genitalia to thwart unwelcome mating attempts, according to a new study. Males of...

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EVERY DAY A DUCK'S LIFE IS LIKE A HENTAI.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK PENISES ARE LONGER THAN YOURS. THEY ARE SHARP AND BRUTAL LIKE DRILLS. DUCKS BRUTALLY GANG RAPE ALL THE TIME.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF NOW THANKS TO DUCK DUCK GO. I WONDER IF THE CREATOR OF DUCK DUCK GO IS PRO RAPE.

EVERY TIME YOU SAY "DUCK DUCK GO" YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO RAPE CULTURE

10 Horrifying Facts About Ducks - Listverse

Many of us grew up loving ducks. We would chase around ducklings or coo over how cute they were. With their silly-sounding quacks and big paddle feet,

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[McFlurryCel]

???????????????

 

[HotDogCel]

Most males don’t measure up. So what’s a mediocre guy to do?

 

[CosmicSerialKiller]

Left hand thread? Fucking nightmare.

 

[Zer0/∞]

I had a pet duck once, then he ran away. So this is what he was up to.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I had a pet duck once, then he ran away. So this is what he was up to.

HE WAS BUSYING GANG RAPING

 

[Retardfuel]

Every animal sex is rape

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Every animal sex is rape

even female animals are CHAD ONLY, but at least other animals are not cucked morally

 

[theanty]

Time to duckmaxx

 

[underballer]

Mogs

 

[yeetbender.koala]

Ducks are based.

 

[slavcel11]

let's be honest, would anyone but femcunts ever deem this peculiar freaky shit from animal kingdom worthy of a serious discussion? "Horrible thing" my ass

 

[brutalist]

What a story! What an avi!

 

[Poopless One]

My cousin and I encountered a flock of docks at the beach once...

Vicious little shits...

 

[SlayerSlayer]

My cousin and I encountered a flock of docks at the beach once...

Vicious little shits...

I CANT THINK OF DUCKS AND DOLPHINS THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN

 

[Poopless One]

I CANT THINK OF DUCKS AND DOLPHINS THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN

Yeah. Those things are deviants.

 

[autistic.goblin]

Ducks are my animal spirit

 

[Autist]

Based ducks

 

[St.Greypiller]

The horrible thing you never knew about ducks

On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved ma…

nypost.com

Female ducks fight back against 'raping' males

The mallard Anas platyrhynchos : a species with high levels of forced copulations. Females have very elaborate vaginas (left) to counter males' phalluses (right). Some female ducks and geese have evolved complex genitalia to thwart unwelcome mating attempts, according to a new study. Males of...

www.newscientist.com

EVERY DAY A DUCK'S LIFE IS LIKE A HENTAI.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK PENISES ARE LONGER THAN YOURS. THEY ARE SHARP AND BRUTAL LIKE DRILLS. DUCKS BRUTALLY GANG RAPE ALL THE TIME.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF NOW THANKS TO DUCK DUCK GO. I WONDER IF THE CREATOR OF DUCK DUCK GO IS PRO RAPE.

EVERY TIME YOU SAY "DUCK DUCK GO" YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO RAPE CULTURE

10 Horrifying Facts About Ducks - Listverse

Many of us grew up loving ducks. We would chase around ducklings or coo over how cute they were. With their silly-sounding quacks and big paddle feet,

listverse.com

brutal duckpill

 

[aspergillus_rotter]

even female animals are CHAD ONLY, but at least other animals are not cucked morally

Yup, at least ducks and other male animals can freely practice their libido by r*ping females. It's a more fair and balanced world don't you think, I mean I'm not implying anything but wouldn't it be wonderful if human males weren't so cuckholded and could overly practice their own high libido. Just thinking ya know.

 

[VλREN]

What a story! What an avi!

You haven’t even seen half of it buddy

 

[VλREN]

The horrible thing you never knew about ducks

On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved ma…

nypost.com

Female ducks fight back against 'raping' males

The mallard Anas platyrhynchos : a species with high levels of forced copulations. Females have very elaborate vaginas (left) to counter males' phalluses (right). Some female ducks and geese have evolved complex genitalia to thwart unwelcome mating attempts, according to a new study. Males of...

www.newscientist.com

EVERY DAY A DUCK'S LIFE IS LIKE A HENTAI.

DID YOU KNOW THAT DUCK PENISES ARE LONGER THAN YOURS. THEY ARE SHARP AND BRUTAL LIKE DRILLS. DUCKS BRUTALLY GANG RAPE ALL THE TIME.

THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF NOW THANKS TO DUCK DUCK GO. I WONDER IF THE CREATOR OF DUCK DUCK GO IS PRO RAPE.

EVERY TIME YOU SAY "DUCK DUCK GO" YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO RAPE CULTURE

10 Horrifying Facts About Ducks - Listverse

Many of us grew up loving ducks. We would chase around ducklings or coo over how cute they were. With their silly-sounding quacks and big paddle feet,

listverse.com

Stop yelling

 

[Scatius Deletus]

DUCK DUCK GO

 

[Zaraj11]

They are among the best endowed (in terms of ratio of body to member) of all vertebrates. For example, the 1-pound, foot-long Argentinian lake duck has the longest of all with a member that is 4 inches longer than its body.