News DragonForce is the most incel music ever made

[SlayerSlayer]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s


Everytime you listen to this, you loose one notch count-- this song can make you a born-again virgin faster than 10 years of MegaChurch donations.

If you already are a virgin, you become even more of a virgin. Just know there mere presence of ugly man + this music will burn females at sight much like crosses and vampires.

Only a huge fucking virgin autist who spent his entire teenage life shut in playing hentai games on the PC Engine would know what this music is and obsess over Herman Li's speed.

 

[lemon21]

When i was 12 i really liked dragon force, it made me feel like goku

 

[SlayerSlayer]

When i was 12 i really liked dragon force, it made me feel like goku

incel af

 

[lemon21]

incel af

 

[mistersinister]

Only a huge fucking virgin autist who spent his entire teenage life shut in playing hentai games on the PC Engine would know what this music is and obsess over Herman Li's speed.

wtf

 

[erenyeager]

over

 

[Ramiel]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s


Everytime you listen to this, you loose one notch count-- this song can make you a born-again virgin faster than 10 years of MegaChurch donations.

If you already are a virgin, you become even more of a virgin. Just know there mere presence of ugly man + this music will burn females at sight much like crosses and vampires.

Only a huge fucking virgin autist who spent his entire teenage life shut in playing hentai games on the PC Engine would know what this music is and obsess over Herman Li's speed.

why is this so true?

The average dragonforce listener is probably some fat white neckbeard who smells like BO and lives on hot pockets

 

[SlayerSlayer]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8PXxh3pHbo


41 secs in, and ricecel spits out some obvious facts

 

[bigantennaemay1]

DragonForce is shite, even by power metal standards.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

why is this so true?

The average dragonforce listener is probably some fat white neckbeard who smells like BO and lives on hot pockets

@lemon21 put it best-- it makes listeners feel like goku,

Only fucking powerless neckbeards who don't live in reality would need to feel like Goku, or even imagine that they would like to know what being Goku feels like

 

[SlayerSlayer]

DragonForce is shite, even by power metal standards.

im still not wrong though, they are shite by power metal standards, but when it comes to generating pure incel energy they are a hydrogen bomb

 

[bigantennaemay1]

im still not wrong though, they are shite by power metal standards, but when it comes to generating pure incel energy they are a hydrogen bomb

'Tis true. I used to listen to them many, many years ago, and look where I am now.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

why is this so true?

The average dragonforce listener is probably some fat white neckbeard who smells like BO and lives on hot pockets

they have huge followings in Japan and Indonesia-- so they've got armies of pure virgin ricecel fans bangin heads to this shit

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

oh

 

[SlayerSlayer]

'Tis true. I used to listen to them many, many years ago, and look where I am now.

the fucked up thing is that when you started listening to dragonforce-- it's the exact moment when it all went wrong. Like when you are at peak shut-in, your zits are redder and more budding than ever. And Chad is living his glory days having teen sex while you are up at 2 am playing Runescape and waiting for bondage hentais to download from Napster. Their music is almost masturbatory, it's a metaphor for when you start listening to this shit and jack off waay too much locked in your room.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

the fucked up thing is that when you started listening to dragonforce-- it's the exact moment when it all went wrong. Like when you are at peak shut-in, your zits are redder and more budding than ever. And Chad is living his glory days having teen sex while you are up at 2 am playing Runescape and waiting for bondage hentais to download from Napster. Their music is almost masturbatory, it's a metaphor for when you start listening to this shit and jack off waay too much locked in your room.

No, that was before I was a shut-in. That was around the time I was trying my hardest to get a girlfriend. Also happened to be around the time I got lead on. I didn't become a shut-in until much later, once I shed the DragonForce, the core music, the DevilDriver, and started listening to old school death metal, old school black metal, and national socialist black metal.

 

[Caesercel]

Only fucking powerless neckbeards who don't live in reality would need to feel like Goku, or even imagine that they would like to know what being Goku feels like

I feel called out

 

[incelerated]

This song gives me PTSD flashbacks to when I was trying to beat it in Guitar Hero.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

This song gives me PTSD flashbacks to when I was trying to beat it in Guitar Hero.

that is incel as it is metal