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Story Dr. Autismo and the Lidl shop heist

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Dr. autismo was woken up by his transformers alarm clock for another day of criminality: he climbed out of his optimus prime themed bed and went down to his basement, where a woman was tied up-side from the ceiling and @Dr. Autismo started punching her like a punching bag.

Chuck Norris Punch GIFs | Tenor


As she was being punched around, she squirted out juices from arousal from her pussy and dr autismo used the pussy droplets to shower himself, and put motor oil from a car to style his comb-over hair.

Comb over - Wikipedia


He then went to his wardrobe and looked at his row of flower blouses, and decided to wear a purple-themed flower shirt, a transformers hoodie, and after playing with his transformers toys, he put on his transformers bomber jacket to mog the kids at the near by preschool.

Transformers Optimus Prime Boys Size 14/16 Youth L Jacket w/ Mask Hood


He walked the streets and got turned on by the cars that zoomed by...

All the Blacked-Out Trim Packages Rounded Up - Autotrader


He then worked his way to the local lidl store for his daily rounds of shoplifting: today he needed some butt lotion for his sore ass so he went to the beauty section and shoved some beauty cream in his pants.

As he was about to exit the store, feeling confident that he wont get caught, the beauty cream in his pants accidentally leaks and white cream leaks down his pant leg and drips down his ankle.

A fat roastie points her finger at him for being a disgusting coomer and the store goes into lockdown in order to catch this dangerous criminal.

The indian janitor starts shooting diarrhea out of his ass like a spray gun at dr autismo, but dr. autismo dodges the stream of poop like its nothing, however he takes a quick sipe of the liquid to dehydrate himself.

He then runs and slides under the legs of the security guard and rips his balls off as he slides under him, but just as autismo nears the door to the store, he hears a rumbling behind him.

Home Alone Gif - IceGif


A giant fat roastie comes crashing down from a net on the ceiling and starts rolling towards autismo, crushing everything in her path.

Watch Out for that Boulder! | John Harold Moore


Autimso runs like a nigger towards the door and smashes through the glass and runs for the hills, as cop cars and helicopters, snipers and swat teams try to put an end to him.

Swat Helicopter Royalty-Free Images, Stock Photos & Pictures | Shutterstock


As the sun sets, and with the police unable to find him, he makes his way home after the long chase, ready to relax, however a gang of paki men turn and look at autismo, and start laughing at him for wearing a purple flower shirt.

They run towards him and suicide bomb him for looking like a faggot.

THE END
 
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