LifeFuel DONT GO ER! INTRODUCING SEX ISLAND!!!

[RageAgainstTDL]

Live like Bilzerian for a weekend. If it was for a full week I might consider it.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Why should I spend 5K on something like this when I can use about 1/5th of that to buy a sex doll I can fuck all day everyday? On top of keeping about 4K for myself, I would buy wigs and clothes of all of my waifus to customize my sex doll to look like my waifus for me to fuck AND I'll still have money left over. I mean if you want to spend 5K on this 3 day trip knock yourself out, but I honestly would prefer to spend 5K on something much more efficient. Just my 2 cents.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

the thing is, most incels dont want meaningless sex, they want a fulfilling relationship

True. This is all shit I'm paying for, this isn't true love.

 

[FunkyMonk]

Looks like a scam.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

It would be worth it if you smoke meth or something and fucking for 3 days straight but honestly im the kind of guy who loses interest immediately following ejaculation

 

[Deleted member 60]

is there any proof this is legit? I might try it one day tbh

It would be worth it if you smoke meth or something and fucking for 3 days straight but honestly im the kind of guy who loses interest immediately following ejaculation

yeah I don't think I could nut enough times to make this worthwhile.

 

[Mahlo]

>We have a very strict condom policy

What's the point? Might as well jerk off with a warm banana peel

 

[FrameCell]

I have already fucked more hookers than I should as it is. I'm tired of that cope.

Have you tried looksmaxing for the hookers to try and get some genuine attraction ?

 

[Blacktarpill]

would just cuddle with my oneitis and watch anime

This. Also i need a sadistic girl so i dont want hookers.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Is there actually a guarantee that they'll fuck you?

 

[Lachowski]

this is degenerate. 1 foid > 100 foids.

you'll change your mind after tasting the chad's life, being monogamous is against our nature

 

[Redpill Robert]

They better for that fucking money.

Would be a legit reason to go ER if they didn’t tbh.

Yeah, otherwise better just escortcel

 

[michaelcerasheadgirth]

i want to see reviews. doesn't seem bad for 5k imo, provided ofc the girls are white.

 

[Miro Chad]

It is probably a scam.

 

[FinnCel]

Wait? Just 5k? Holy shit, I might consider working now!!
With my education, I can get a job that is 7k per month

EDIT: I forgot, the fucking taxes go to some cunt's abortions and children

 

[0764]

Ummm fuck yes I would go lol

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Is there actually a guarantee that they'll fuck you?

Then they'll be paying me 1 hell of a refund...

 

[Deleted member 16608]

Makes sense. Send them some litecoin, fly to colombia, get arrested and detained for sex tourism, fucked in the ass, colombian necktied in a dirty prison cell.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Wait? Just 5k? Holy shit, I might consider working now!!
With my education, I can get a job that is 7k per month

MOFO!!!

 

[2340922]

Its not about sex.
I don't think hookers would make us happy.
If that would be the case all incels could get prostitute and it would be over.
But thats not the case. Incels want more then sex. We want to be accepted, understood and loved

 

[Cuyen]

good lifefuel for rich whitecels

 

[Deleted member 8206]

Nuke that entire island.

tbh

 

[incelitis]

Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.

Just go to Hong Kong in Tijuana. It’s the same experience for WAY less money.

 

[Robo Sapien]

I couldn't imagine the STDs lurking on that island.

 

[Darth Cialis]

This. Also i need a sadistic girl so i dont want hookers.

They are all sadistic tbh.

 

[Inceldo]

For a lot of individuals on this forum, the hookers will refuse service during the vacation.

 

[masterwizard]

Most incels here are too low T and exhausted to be able to have sex with more than 1 woman, more than once every 3 days. Many guys here probably can't even get boners from applying DHT-inhibiting chemicals to their scalp to preserve their fading hairline.

Would be a good cope for the youngcels, but they wouldn't be able to afford it.

 

[DisposableMale01]

look at all the milfs. disgusting.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

The social interaction would kill me, most of the foids would be taller than me or the same size, I would probably end up jumping off the boat, you really think I am going to whip out my 4.5 inch curry dick in front of all those model whores? Pure fucking suicidal fuel.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.

So don't go ER until you have spent all your money on sex island?

 

[First loss]

Not my cup of it. I would just cuddle with my oneitis and watch anime. That's my ultimate fantasy. No amount of sex fiend can hold candle near it.

TBH. The most soy fantasy I have.

 

[BKFL]

TBH. The most soy fantasy I have.

That’s normal. Just because it’s impossible nowadays doesn’t make it not normal. Lots of people want that, myself included.

 

[First loss]

That’s normal. Just because it’s impossible nowadays doesn’t make it not normal. Lots of people want that, myself included.

It won't happen tbh so moneymaxxing and going to events like this is my only chance tbh.

 

[Albocel]

A degenerate shit Island filled with degenerate STD infested whores.
Nah thanks. I would rather go Paddock on these thots and break the highscore with an assault rifle.
Not interested in the slightest visiting that filthy island

 

[Sniffles]

im going ER on that island

High iq tbh

 

[Albocel]

That’s normal. Just because it’s impossible nowadays doesn’t make it not normal. Lots of people want that, myself included.

Sounds really gay to be honest. Don't expect a good looking foid to watch anime with you. Vast majority of foids who are into anime are either ugly or weird average looking thots. I would rather prefer a Stacy than a weirdo foid. Many here truly have shit taste in women. That's a bummer

 

[BKFL]

Sounds really gay to be honest. Don't expect a good looking foid to watch anime with you. Vast majority of foids who are into anime are either ugly or weird average looking thots. I would rather prefer a Stacy than a weirdo foid. Many here truly have shit taste in women. That's a bummer

I didn’t mean the anime part. But just cuddling with a oneitis seems like heaven. Probably because it doesn’t happen on earth anymore.

 

[Albocel]

I didn’t mean the anime part. But just cuddling with a oneitis seems like heaven. Probably because it doesn’t happen on earth anymore.

How do you know that it feels like heaven if you have never been with a foid before? Cuddling sounds gay as fuck. I prefer to be violent and rough. And treat the bitch like crap sounds much more fun. Cuddling is for soyboy faggots

 

[BKFL]

How do you know that it feels like heaven if you have never been with a foid before? Cuddling sounds gay as fuck. I prefer to be violent and rough. And treat the bitch like crap sounds much more fun. Cuddling is for soyboy faggots

I don’t know, I just imagine it to be that way. And lots of people on this forum would disagree with the last statement. Affection doesn’t always have to be violent/sexual.

 

[Albocel]

I don’t know, I just imagine it to be that way. And lots of people on this forum would disagree with the last statement. Affection doesn’t always have to be violent/sexual.

Majority of us will die lonely here. Ascension is fucking bullshit. Get used to live a lonely life instead of imagining cuddling with some retarded foid. We are all undesirable to foids, and so are you. Deal with that and move forwards

 

[Mainländer]

Have you tried looksmaxing for the hookers to try and get some genuine attraction ?

It's an interesting plan but I think even if I looksmaxxed to the max they wouldn't feel genuine attraction for me. I went to fuck a hooker with my 7,5/10 Chadlite friend and the genuine attraction for him, while it existed, was mild. I can't reach that high even with looksmaxxing.

 

[Wonder]

Meh, maybe someday. Having a geniune relationship would trounce this, though.