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Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.
 
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Not my cup of it. I would just cuddle with my oneitis and watch anime. That's my ultimate fantasy. No amount of sex fiend can hold candle near it.
 
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again, overkill.
 
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truefaithneworder said:

Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.

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its over for poorcels

This. Love to op but being a physically ugly man affects my earning capacity also.
 
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Worth it in my opinion tbh,drugs and hookers is the way to go.The girls are real hot in the videos and having a mass orgy would be quite the experience
 
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I've already mentioned it I believe elsewhere. Government subsidised Escortcelling with better anti sti & contraceptives for bareback sex.

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Worth it in my opinion tbh,drugs and hookers is the way to go.The girls are real hot in the videos and having a mass orgy would be quite the experience

Agreed.
 
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I have already fucked more hookers than I should as it is. I'm tired of that cope.
 
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truefaithneworder said:

Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.

https://incels.is/threads/incels-inc-nevada-paradise-resort.86383/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-island-guests-reveal-how-13519890.amp

You're not new OP.

Give us our tax rebates for betabuxing via our taxes for "social welfare".
 
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cuckcel .. and 5k for 3 days LOL
 
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too sunny and fun looking for my taste. way too much social interaction too. id rather call a hoe to my bedroom.
 
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Poorcels btfo
 
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TheSlippwrySeal said:
Poorcels btfo

That's the problem.

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too sunny and fun looking for my taste. way too much social interaction too. id rather call a hoe to my bedroom.

That too plus this.
 
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5K for 3 days, quite expensive but doable. Look how happy they are --

 
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I'll probably just stand there awkwardly. I won't suddenly become a social butterfly.
 
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5k for 3 days too expensive for.my taste
5k for 3 days too expensive for.my taste
 
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This is why incels must wage cuck,so they could spend all their earnings getting stoned and fucking hundreds of hookers till they die.Thats how im gonna rope tbh,overdose on drugs.
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I'll probably just stand there awkwardly. I won't suddenly become a social butterfly.
They're supposed to come onto you,since your paying for it and 2 girls will always accompany you
 
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truefaithneworder said:
This is why incels must wage cuck,so they could spend all their earnings getting stoned and fucking hundreds of hookers till they die.Thats how im gonna rope tbh,overdose on drugs.

They're supposed to come onto you,since your paying for it and 2 girls will always accompany you

Agreed... However...

Chad or normies can pay $100 for an hour shag with at least 3 Stacies whom he bought drinks for in the initial phase & then freely after that. Incels are bankrupted via taxes for "social welfare entitled queens" & then we're bankrupted again via Escortcelling. Then were bankrupted again via discrimination in the workplace aka bullied, being passed over for promotion & pay rises. We're discriminated & bankrupted through & through & then were gagged via bullying & discrimination. FFS.

That's where the real cost comes into it being an Incel.

Oh yeah fat ugly land whale dukes & their :soy: Boy allies want to make paying for sex a crime where by we either get fined initially or we get jailed & then bankrupted via bail.

In light of all of this thERe better ways to CHOose from & levels to aSPire to. AM I not reasonable & rational?
 
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also having sex around other men is gay as fuck
 
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fukmylyf said:
also having sex around other men is gay as fuck
u sign a no homo contract bro
 
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this is degenerate. 1 foid > 100 foids.
 
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truefaithneworder said:

Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.
I imagine a situation where your 2 whores just leave you and orbit the chaddest male in the boat and if you try to make them do their job white knighting and foid grouping will lynch you, is not the first time some scortcel is rejected by their whores.
 
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acnescarcel said:
u sign a no homo contract bro

make sure to pinkie swear too
 
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acnescarcel said:
u sign a no homo contract bro
its probably run by the cartel. You'll just get ur dick chopped off
 
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Sounds nice to me tbh. 3 days with foids who are forced to do your requests unless they want to return to their shithole, but STD-free and the plus that they worship you because of your money and cannot cuck you during the event. Its marriage summarized in less than a week except its only the good parts of it.
 
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Gigacucked. Chad doesn't pay and gets prime virgin foids knocking his door
 
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I couldn't handle this tbh. If I had sex with a latina I'd be forced to impregnate her
 
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I'd do it if I had the money
 
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i_DareYouREEme said:
Sounds nice to me tbh. 3 days with foids who are forced to do your requests unless they want to return to their shithole, but STD-free and the plus that they worship you because of your money and cannot cuck you during the event. Its marriage summarized in less than a week except its only the good parts of it.

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I'd do it if I had the money

We don't though due to reasons given above.

Op stop trying to distract us & deal with the issues at hand.
 
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For a lot of individuals on this forum, the hookers will refuse service during the vacation.
 
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None of this really adds up right. 2500 per foid doesn't quite add up. They can make that on the street in two days and choose their own clients.

That's not even taking into account the companies cut, food cost, alcohol cost, island maintenance and other employees.

None of this makes sense, unless they are all fat used up roasties that nobody else wants.

My parents when on a private island type of cruise that was the same basic thing without the foids and it was 6000.
 
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Why should I spend 5K on something like this when I can use about 1/5th of that to buy a sex doll I can fuck all day everyday? On top of keeping about 4K for myself, I would buy wigs and clothes of all of my waifus to customize my sex doll to look like my waifus for me to fuck AND I'll still have money left over. I mean if you want to spend 5K on this 3 day trip knock yourself out, but I honestly would prefer to spend 5K on something much more efficient. Just my 2 cents.
 
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Why should I spend 5K on something like this when I can use about 1/5th of that to buy a sex doll I can fuck all day everyday? On top of keeping about 4K for myself, I would buy wigs and clothes of all of my waifus to customize my sex doll to look like my waifus for me to fuck AND I'll still have money left over. I mean if you want to spend 5K on this 3 day trip knock yourself out, but I honestly would prefer to spend 5K on something much more efficient. Just my 2 cents.
just puck flastic bro
 
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Ritalincel said:
just puck flastic bro
Sexdolls are made from Silicone/TPE not plastic.

Also Guests viewing this topic 77.
 
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so don't go ER just escortcel bruh?

I don't want to fuck hookers I want to fuck a foid that genuinely likes me
 
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JeffGoldblumInTheFly said:
genuinely likes me

:feelswhat::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Bro. They are incapable of genuinely liking anyone. They are cold genetic fitness calculators. Men are only capable of that, and only the foolish ones ascribe that quality to females.
 
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truefaithneworder said:

Its 5k for a ticket and you'll have a 3 day trip to a carribean island filled with hookers and unlimited access to all kinds of drugs.You get to choose 2 hookers of your liking who will fulfill every fantasy you have and you can also switch hookers with other guests,not to mention there is an event where you get to have sex with 15 girls at once.

Tbh for cost effectiveness. This wins. I'll explain.

1. Western escorts charge approx £2000 for 12 hrs.
2. This is £5000 for 72 hrs
3. Western escorts come in 1.
4. This comes in 2 plus 15 women gang bang. I'd be happy being a starfish to 6 all in 1 go.
5. Western escorts preach socialism, multiculturalism & diversity. Now's the chance for them to show it by moving aside for these ladies & forfeiting that £2k for these ladies.
6. These ladies easily outclass many western escorts & pornstars. Id say they surpass approx 90% of them.

All in all I'd go if we were subsidized.
 
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maskedman said:
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Bro. They are incapable of genuinely liking anyone. They are cold genetic fitness calculators. Men are only capable of that, and only the foolish ones ascribe that quality to females.
They genuinely like chad, look the chads experiments and how they almost jump from a building for him, they genuinely have affection for him might be calculated but it is still existential
 
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TigerFestival said:
Sexdolls are made from Silicone/TPE not plastic.
Even Ritalinbot is imperfect and makes mistakes. :feelsbadman:
 
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Nuke that entire island.
 
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the thing is, most incels dont want meaningless sex, they want a fulfilling relationship
 
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BigGhey said:
the thing is, most incels dont want meaningless sex, they want a fulfilling relationship

This butt in the meantime... This island... Kingdom of Heaven.

Saving up the money for a bucket list wish of mine.

A starfish 6 on 1 merry go round gang bang with 6 of these women taking it in turns to fuck my dick, tongue, 2 hands & 2 feet then alternating around. Near enough to ascension I can get.
 
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Any mofo that goes ER on that island... I'll be aSPiring to loftier heights against that anticoper... Plus I'll have the better "toys" so to speak... Nobody touches my copes...