Highlights of Chad's life:
10th grade MILF teacher sends you pics of her ass, hoping to coax your dick out of your pants
High school football captain, cheered on every week by hundreds of fans, free ride to your college of choice thanks to your thick chad bones
Known for your big dick in college, girls hit you up every other day
You fuck hundreds, all of them recounting the experience as one of the best in their lives
6 figure job out of college thanks to dad's connections
House parties every week in your Beverly Hills mansion
Cuck other men on the regular, turn marriages upside down with a single glance. You think about this fact often whenever you feel bad, down, or worthless... HAHA JK WHY WOULD CHAD EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT ANYTHING?
Higlights of your life
Your wife of 22 years once called your penis "cute".
You once got more than your allotment of handjobs per year and your starfish wife didn't seem to mind. Maybe she'll spend less time with Tyrone? (one can only hope)
Bob Evans manager once gave you a free root beer refill
Denzel Washington reprised his role in the equalizer 2
You managed to sell a baseball card you bought for 3 dollars at a garage sale for 34 dollars on ebay
Subway built only 3 minutes from your home
Soylent comes in chocolate flavor
Uncle once took you shooting at his backwoods lake house
Aneurysm at 47 relatively painless
10th grade MILF teacher sends you pics of her ass, hoping to coax your dick out of your pants
High school football captain, cheered on every week by hundreds of fans, free ride to your college of choice thanks to your thick chad bones
Known for your big dick in college, girls hit you up every other day
You fuck hundreds, all of them recounting the experience as one of the best in their lives
6 figure job out of college thanks to dad's connections
House parties every week in your Beverly Hills mansion
Cuck other men on the regular, turn marriages upside down with a single glance. You think about this fact often whenever you feel bad, down, or worthless... HAHA JK WHY WOULD CHAD EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT ANYTHING?
Higlights of your life
Your wife of 22 years once called your penis "cute".
You once got more than your allotment of handjobs per year and your starfish wife didn't seem to mind. Maybe she'll spend less time with Tyrone? (one can only hope)
Bob Evans manager once gave you a free root beer refill
Denzel Washington reprised his role in the equalizer 2
You managed to sell a baseball card you bought for 3 dollars at a garage sale for 34 dollars on ebay
Subway built only 3 minutes from your home
Soylent comes in chocolate flavor
Uncle once took you shooting at his backwoods lake house
Aneurysm at 47 relatively painless
