Don't Call the Suicide Hotline

[ihaveno1]

I did it once in January and got a early thirties sounding stacy who told me the lame advice of "oh just go on a dating website" "just put yourself out there" legitimately told me to go to the movie theater by myself (wtf??) and to hang out a Barnes & Noble (which I actually did a few times). Also advised me to go to a hospital, but I obviously refused...

It was such a humilating and uncomfortable expereince. Meanwhile, she probobly goes home and sucks chads cock and tells him stories about all of the losers that call in. Like "oh yeah another incel called today, such total failures. I'm glad I never dated one."

 

[acnescarcel]

barnes and noble near my house closed

 

[Insomniac]

Yeah they just tell you bullshit platitudes like “you have so much to live for” and “think about how those around you would feel”

Fuck you.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

No shit. They are all retarded bluepilled cucks who will get you forcibly locked up in a mental institution.

 

[FukkenLoser]

"Think about how those around you would feel" literally no one around me that cares

I hate therapy and mental health, they should call it brainwashing

 

[ldargoblin]

Suicide hotline = suicide fuel

 

[Brunchies]

The truth is no one actually cares if you suicide besides maybe your parents and when they die its truly over.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

The truth is no one actually cares if you suicide besides maybe your parents and when they die its truly over.

jfl at having loving parents and being incel

 

[NEETAndTidy]

No shit Sherlock?

 

[Grotesque]

If you're going to call the suicide hotline, absolutely call from something where you won't be traced and never mention anything about being suicidal or suggesting anything negative about others.

If you find a pissy nursing intern that calls the cops on you, you are FUCKED. Your life will never be the same.

 

[Mainländer]

Back when I went to a female therapist she also advised me to go to places like movies, theaters and expositions by myself. And so I did, of course no one talked to me, let alone a fertile-aged foid.

Women are solipsistic, they can only see the world as THEIR version of the world. If a 22 yo woman like my then therapist did that stuff, it would work because eventually some man would talk to her and with minimal effort on her part it would end up in a date/sex.

 

[iKillCucks]

Yeah they just tell you bullshit platitudes like “you have so much to live for” and “think about how those around you would feel”

Fuck you.

"Think about how those around you would feel" literally no one around me that cares

I hate therapy and mental health, they should call it brainwashing

 

[Cuyen]

Never call suicide hotline or shits like this lol. I heard when you call such places,it can be appear in your future for example you want to get a job to be a wagecuck but company find your name in such things,refuse you

 

[ihaveno1]

Never call suicide hotline or shits like this lol. I heard when you call such places,it can be appear in your future for example you want to get a job to be a wagecuck but company find your name in such things,refuse you

damn never knew that, good thing i gave them a fake name

 

[Ritalincel]

barnes and noble near my house closed

Why did the Barnes & Noble near your house close?

 

[MinorityNoOneCares]

If you're going to call the suicide hotline, absolutely call from something where you won't be traced and never mention anything about being suicidal or suggesting anything negative about others.

If you find a pissy nursing intern that calls the cops on you, you are FUCKED. Your life will never be the same.

This.

 

[N4L8]

Suicide hotline = suicide fuel

 

[RopeMaXXer]

Women are solipsistic, they can only see the world as THEIR version of the world. If a 22 yo woman like my then therapist did that stuff, it would work because eventually some man would talk to her and with minimal effort on her part it would end up in a date/sex.

 

[Ritalincel]

Seriously, I'm not kidding around here. The following are resources for places everywhere in the world. Also check out /r/suicidewatch.

United States

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specilised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx

Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, details here

Australia

13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat

Austria

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at

Belgium

02 649 95 55

Brasil

141

Canada

Canada-wide adult hotlines list. Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

Deutschland

http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php

Denmark

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

France

01 40 09 15 22

Greece

1018 or 801 801 99 99

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/

Iceland

1717

India

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran

1480 6am to 9pm everyday

Ireland

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel

1201

Italia

800 86 00 22

Malta

179

Japan

03-3264-4343

3 5286 9090

Korea

LifeLine 1588-9191

Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

http://www.lifeline.or.kr/

Mexico

Saptel 01-800-472-7835

Netherlands

0900 1130113

www.113online.nl

New Zealand

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

Norway

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/

Osterreich/Austria

116 123

Romania

116 123 (Potentially not valid, more info here)

Serbia

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]

South Africa

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain

http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/

Suomi/Finland

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden

020 22 00 60

Switzerland

143

UK

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

• Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
• Text: 07725909090
• Email: [email protected]

Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

• Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
• Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
• Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/

ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

• Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)
• Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx
• Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php

Uruguay

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

 

[Insomniac]

Potentially not valid

Over for Romaniancels

 

[Ritalincel]

> Guests: 61

 

[bakadesu]

Water is wet

 

[Insomniac]

Water is wet

 

[Ritalincel]

Water is wet

 

[acnescarcel]

Why did the Barnes & Noble near your house close?

i think people are just stealing more books online like me and also people nowadays don't read for shit like us high iq geniuses on here

 

[Deleted member 6214]

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[AncapFAG]

I did it once in January and got a early thirties sounding stacy who told me the lame advice of "oh just go on a dating website" "just put yourself out there" legitimately told me to go to the movie theater by myself (wtf??) and to hang out a Barnes & Noble (which I actually did a few times). Also advised me to go to a hospital, but I obviously refused...

It was such a humilating and uncomfortable expereince. Meanwhile, she probobly goes home and sucks chads cock and tells him stories about all of the losers that call in. Like "oh yeah another incel called today, such total failures. I'm glad I never dated one."

today I called the suicide assistance center after breaking the disk but no one answered

Suicide hotline = suicide fuel

This make a sense

 

[1984cel]

No shit. They are all retarded bluepilled cucks who will get you forcibly locked up in a mental institution.

I can relate to this.

 

[Six]

Water is wet

stfu

 

[ColdPillow]

The people that answer the calls are npc’s. You can literally hear it in their voices.

 

[Michael15651]

It’s over, OP. Just

 

[AntiPain]

Suicide prevention is bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 677]

And see couples making out in the dark? Sounds like she was trying to drive you towards suicide, instead of preventing it. She could sense your incel misogyny across the phone.

Sad but true. Nobody supports us.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Seriously, I'm not kidding around here. The following are resources for places everywhere in the world. Also check out /r/suicidewatch.

United States

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specilised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx

Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, details here

Australia

13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat

Austria

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at

Belgium

02 649 95 55

Brasil

141

Canada

Canada-wide adult hotlines list. Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

Deutschland

http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php

Denmark

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

France

01 40 09 15 22

Greece

1018 or 801 801 99 99

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/

Iceland

1717

India

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran

1480 6am to 9pm everyday

Ireland

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel

1201

Italia

800 86 00 22

Malta

179

Japan

03-3264-4343

3 5286 9090

Korea

LifeLine 1588-9191

Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

http://www.lifeline.or.kr/

Mexico

Saptel 01-800-472-7835

Netherlands

0900 1130113

www.113online.nl

New Zealand

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

Norway

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/

Osterreich/Austria

116 123

Romania

116 123 (Potentially not valid, more info here)

Serbia

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]

South Africa

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain

http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/

Suomi/Finland

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden

020 22 00 60

Switzerland

143

UK

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

• Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
• Text: 07725909090
• Email: [email protected]

Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

• Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
• Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
• Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/

ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

• Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)
• Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx
• Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php

Uruguay

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

 

[Deleted member 14577]

From what I've seen in this thread, if I called them I wouldn't want to kill myself anymore, I'd want to kill them for spouting such baseless bluepill bullshit.

 

[nxdismycope]

tbh last month i thought about volunteering at one of those, its just seems interesting AF. also i would probaly tell stacies to rope
sadly they accept only people that are at least 25.

 

[BlackPillJesus]

I did it once in January and got a early thirties sounding stacy who told me the lame advice of "oh just go on a dating website" "just put yourself out there" legitimately told me to go to the movie theater by myself (wtf??) and to hang out a Barnes & Noble (which I actually did a few times). Also advised me to go to a hospital, but I obviously refused...

It was such a humilating and uncomfortable expereince. Meanwhile, she probobly goes home and sucks chads cock and tells him stories about all of the losers that call in. Like "oh yeah another incel called today, such total failures. I'm glad I never dated one."

Many times people who work suicide hotlines are people who get off on the idea that they are subtly pushing people towards killing themselves that would not have done so otherwise. It's a power thing.

All of her suggestions will make you feel even MORE shitty, and she probably knows that.

 

[jerrycan dan]

All government hotlines are useless.
Modern behavioural psychology is con artistry, and government help numbers are the absolute arse end of all psychology. Ringing the government's psychologists for help with anything is like asking your 90 year old grandmother how to pick up women on tinder.

 

[CaptainCuck]

I would rather kill myself than call a suicide hotline.

 

[Life Wasted]

Suicide prevention is bullshit.

I would rather kill myself than call a suicide hotline.

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

I would rather kill myself than call a suicide hotline.

 

[KingOfRome]

Well what do people expect the person on the other end of the phone to do in the first place? She (probably she) gets five dozen of these callers a day and very likely makes fun of them behind their backs. It's like telling a tuna to go to a shark for survival advice.

 

[Angry_runt]

Wouldn't it be cool if one of us started volunteering a suicide hotline?
"I'm thinking of killing myself."
"How tall are you?"
"Uh... 5'7"... why?"
"It's over bro. Just rope."

 

[Unmerited]

Suicide operators have hung up on me when I was young enough into thinking they could offer anything of value. It's Over.

 

[owly]

Cheap phone sex tbh. Just fab while she mommy role play
Fap

 

[Deleted member 14577]

never talk to normies

Cheap phone sex tbh. Just fab while she mommy role play
Fap

high iq

 

[rabitter]

legitimately told me to go to the movie theater by myself (wtf??)

She was telling you to buy a vanilla latte and go...

 

[Murdoch89]

I often ring them when I'm very drunk and I complain to them on how I'm a virgin and how women never want to date me, I just get the same useless advice as always

 

[Blacktarpill]

No shit. They are all retarded bluepilled cucks who will get you forcibly locked up in a mental institution.

Tbh, you can't expect them to spread the blackpill. Their job is to overdose bluepill. Nothing wrong with it.

 

[Weston404]

A man at any of Toronto's universities will be arrested for nightmares:


Ryerson University doctor sent York Regional Police to do the dirty work



Feminist cuck police coerces him to plead guilty for nightmares: