So I was going over my regular meditation routine in the morning and I started to thinking about dogpill. After a deep contemplation, I came up with a plausible psychoanalysis of the dogpill. If we look closely, we notice some interesting patterns among women. For example, most women like --
1. Animals with furs: The majority consumer of plush-toys are women, they also like animals with furs. Most probably it gives them a sense of comfort and relaxation.
2. A partner that is docile, easy to wrangle and requires less work to maintain: Women don't like a man who is not conforming, erratic and hard to manage. They like dumb jocks, but the problem with jocks is that most of them treat women like shit. However, a dog is way easier to manage than a human. "Science says dogs obey women more than men because dogs are furry feminists."
3. Big dick, lengthy copulation period and lots of cum: A bigger dog has a dick that is longer than a human penis. Also it comes with a "knot" which has a larger girth than the shaft and it can stuck to the vaginal opening like a lock. Even a smaller dog can have a huge knot. A typical copulation length of a dog is at least 45 mins. They have three stages of coitus, the third stage coitus can last up to an hour. Dog also nut like a fountain. They climax with a bucket load of warm cum. Btw, there is a huge market of dog-dick dildos.
4. Regular sex without any societal repercussion (having kids, taking responsibility etc.): Many western woman live with dogs. A little training can make a dog a nice and efficient sex slave that a woman can use it whenever she wants. No need for set up a date, or making a plan two days before, no worrying if her bf is cheating etc. Moreover, the sex is completely safe, no worry of getting pregnant or catching a STI (if the dog is vaccinated). There are some great tutorials (specially for women) can be found on the internet, just a couple of google searches away.
Btw, even there are professional trainers now:
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If we want something that is not a dog and meets all the above three criteria, this imaginary beast is the only way to go --
Now, which is the only closest animal to this beast? Think about it. No wonder why the number of women who are having sex with their dogs are increasing.
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Moreover, there is also a political analysis of dogpill, which I will try to expand in the future threads:
1. Animals with furs: The majority consumer of plush-toys are women, they also like animals with furs. Most probably it gives them a sense of comfort and relaxation.
2. A partner that is docile, easy to wrangle and requires less work to maintain: Women don't like a man who is not conforming, erratic and hard to manage. They like dumb jocks, but the problem with jocks is that most of them treat women like shit. However, a dog is way easier to manage than a human. "Science says dogs obey women more than men because dogs are furry feminists."
3. Big dick, lengthy copulation period and lots of cum: A bigger dog has a dick that is longer than a human penis. Also it comes with a "knot" which has a larger girth than the shaft and it can stuck to the vaginal opening like a lock. Even a smaller dog can have a huge knot. A typical copulation length of a dog is at least 45 mins. They have three stages of coitus, the third stage coitus can last up to an hour. Dog also nut like a fountain. They climax with a bucket load of warm cum. Btw, there is a huge market of dog-dick dildos.
4. Regular sex without any societal repercussion (having kids, taking responsibility etc.): Many western woman live with dogs. A little training can make a dog a nice and efficient sex slave that a woman can use it whenever she wants. No need for set up a date, or making a plan two days before, no worrying if her bf is cheating etc. Moreover, the sex is completely safe, no worry of getting pregnant or catching a STI (if the dog is vaccinated). There are some great tutorials (specially for women) can be found on the internet, just a couple of google searches away.
Btw, even there are professional trainers now:
The Woman Who Trains Dogs to Have Sex with Humans
Meet Anna, a mature Ukrainian prostitute who doesn't seem at all upset about her job.
www.vice.com
If we want something that is not a dog and meets all the above three criteria, this imaginary beast is the only way to go --
Animal Urges: Women and Bestiality
Why would anyone want to have sex with anything other than a human being? I scoured the Internet for female bestiality performers and found lessons on desire and deviance instead.
www.vice.com
Moreover, there is also a political analysis of dogpill, which I will try to expand in the future threads:
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