>named Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody kurwa mać
>Sleeps 3 hours a day just to keep himself alive
>Wakes up with alarm
>computer is already on, he never turns off the computer, doesn't want to waste time
>pisses in the jug while posting
>"MOMMM!!! THE JUG IS FULL!!!"
>"Ok sweetie but you need to eat"
>"ok mom bring me cheetos or sumthing"
>has a software that doesn't allow him to write more than 2 lines
>dad walks in
>"son we have to talk"
>"not even 1 second"
>"please son, listen, you have to stop posting in this viral marketing forum, it's ruining your life"
>"it's over for me dad"
>"It's not over, you can do it son, we are gonna help you"
>"cope"
>dad starts crying
>"dad, if you want to help, call mom, tell her I did pee pee poo poo"
>"ok, son, but you're gonna have to wash yourself this weekend, we can't handle the smell, it's been 3 weeks"
>"only when I surpass @Cuyen"
>Dog starts barking
>*types furiously* goddammit I hate this loud chad that lives with me
Dedicated to you @needsolution
