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ldargoblin
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I hate any skin-to-skin contact with another male, whether it's a "friend" or a co-worker, it just makes me uncomfortable. It is a gay practice, but I have to touch these sweaty monkeys so I don't seem like an arrogant faggot. Ngl I'd rather shake hands with female co-workers, but if I tried, I'd either be slandered and fired for sexual harassment or labeled a creep and everyone would try to force me to quit by mobbing. In the worst case, I would be stabbed to death by her thug boyfriend, so I never offer my hand to a female as a precaution.