Discussion Does anyone else want a houseplant girlfriend?

[WeirdPanda]

Essentially one that just stuck around with me as decoration, which means no form of contribution at all. Like she wouldn't have to work, leave the house, cook, clean, any shit. She would just be moping around and needing me.

I would be doing everything myself, like buying the groceries and bringing her to the doctor if she gets sick. Would be nice if she was agoraphobic too.

For some reason this just turns me on a lot. It would be nice, the feeling that she sort of depends on me for everything else.

Sadly I do not have the looks for it.

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

no

 

[WeirdPanda]

no

She would never leave the house, she would be pleasant.

Why not

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

She would never leave the house, she would be pleasant.

Why not

maybe if she's hot or something, but at that point get a sex doll

 

[WeirdPanda]

maybe if she's hot or something, but at that point get a sex doll or smth

it's different, i know a case of a japenese guy who tried doing that but he got caught

basically he kidnapped a teenage foid and made her his girlfriend by manipulating her

 

[Friezacel]

Like a literal plant ?

 

[WeirdPanda]

Like a literal plant ?

yes (with a bit of talking, but semi-mute)

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I have to disagree. I am not looking for a mindless "houseplant" of a girlfriend who has no interest or capability of being an interesting person and contributing to our relationship. I'm not interested in someone who would just sit around and mope, depending on me for everything. I value intellectual stimulation and emotional connection.

 

[Friezacel]

yes (with a bit of talking, but semi-mute)

No, not something i would be into

 

[WeirdPanda]

I have to disagree. I am not looking for a mindless "houseplant" of a girlfriend who has no interest or capability of being an interesting person and contributing to our relationship. I'm not interested in someone who would just sit around and mope, depending on me for everything. I value intellectual stimulation and emotional connection.

I'm afraid you didn't understand, you see.

She would still be interesting, just like some plants are beautiful.

But she wouldn't be contributing overall in anything else.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Essentially one that just stuck around with me as decoration, which means no form of contribution at all. Like she wouldn't have to work, leave the house, cook, clean, any shit. She would just be moping around and needing me.

I would be doing everything myself, like buying the groceries and bringing her to the doctor if she gets sick. Would be nice if she was agoraphobic too.

For some reason this just turns me on a lot. It would be nice, the feeling that she sort of depends on me for everything else.

Sadly I do not have the looks for it.

Pics of houseplant gf or Dnr

 

[weaselbomber]

Yes, if femcels were real I’d love to have an autistic recluse reject gf

 

[bruhwtf]

stfu cuck

 

[WeirdPanda]

Yes, if femcels were real I’d love to have an autistic recluse reject gf

This guy gets it. I think the term is schizoid GF or smth like that.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I'm afraid you didn't understand, you see.

She would still be interesting, just like some plants are beautiful.

But she wouldn't be contributing overall in anything else.

Well even then I don't think I would be capable of sustaining us, but it could be nice.

 

[WeirdPanda]

stfu cuck

i'm not a fucking cuck if anything wanting a foid to be on the same level as you and not disabled is cuckoldry and asking for her to leave you

 

[bruhwtf]

i should be the houseplant and that bitch is a slave

 

[Autistic Kanga]

Sure, why not.

 

[based_meme]

Houseplant girlfriend. Sounds like a meme in the making.

 

[bruhwtf]

i'm not a fucking cuck if anything wanting a foid to be on the same level as you and not disabled is cuckoldry and asking for her to leave you

wow if she is too retarded to do anything I'll beat the fuck out of her

 

[WeirdPanda]

wow if she is too retarded to do anything I'll beat the fuck out of her

why would you do that, she would not be doing anything, if anything that would make her afraid of you which means she doesnt love u...

 

[WeirdPanda]

Houseplant girlfriend. Sounds like a meme in the making.

hm yeah actually it does

actually why not make it a meme ima do that rn

nvm im bad at drawing

 

[j10009504]

would be very kind to my mid-20s, dyslexic, introverted, autistic, houseplant gf.

 

[JKlancecaster069]

Yeah I also enjoy the idea of having a foid completely dependent on me.

 

[Grodd]

would be very kind to my mid-20s, dyslexic, introverted, autistic, houseplant gf.

 

[The Angel ov Death]

I’d love to have an autistic recluse reject gf

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

That's what foids secretly desire too, but you can't sustain a household with a single income so they all have to careermaxx

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Yeah if she was really hot and solely loyal and devoted to me like a god.