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JFL Does anyone else cum on their shorts humping bed?

AsiaCel

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I have an embarrassing secret.

I fap by humping my bed, the crazy thing about it is how easy/convenient/private it is. My mattress is filled with cum dried over time, and so are my shorts.

1. it's more pleasurable
2. it's less harsh on your dick because you dont have to be erect, allowing up to 8+ times of fap a day
3. you don't have to occupy toilets
4. it's not that noticable unless your pants are of light color or that you have cummed a lot. In this case, just put some water on it

Ive heard that bed humping is bad for your dick but I don't have much issues. Of course,if I have to go meet people I'd change the pants

Otherwise I'm very clean, and shower multiple times a day and changes my pants if I sweated/cummed too mcuh
 
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MiSKiRaT

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EAT MY SHIT IT
MISKIRAT F1
 
Waco

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This is my method of cooming too :feelsmusic:
However I heard that this can damage your dick or something like that :dafuckfeels:
 
Nava

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I have an embarrassing secret.

I fap by humping my bed, the crazy thing about it is how easy/convenient/private it is. My mattress is filled with cum dried over time, and so are my shorts.

1. it's more pleasurable
2. it's less harsh on your dick because you dont have to be erect, allowing up to 8+ times of fap a day
3. you don't have to occupy toilets
4. it's not that noticable unless your pants are of light color or that you have cummed a lot. In this case, just put some water on it

Ive heard that bed humping is bad for your dick but I don't have much issues. Of course, I change my pants daily and if I have to go meet people I'd change the pants
Did this when I was a kid but not anymore
 
NoLooksNoLife

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I hump my bed when I wake up with morning wood but never to ejaculation. I envision whitoids while doing so :ahegao:
 
AsiaCel

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This is my method of cooming too :feelsmusic:
However I heard that this can damage your dick or something like that :dafuckfeels:

not that i care anyway. the fact that i tear when fapping the usual way (many times) and does not while proning, means it's probs less harsh on the dick
 
PointOfNoReturn

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Waco

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Damn only 10 percent of males fap like this...
 
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Takes too much effort
 
Nihilistic Lowlife

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