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I heard that only weird people wipe while standing. 
sitting of course
i've wiped standing in my life, tho.
edit: soemtimes i stand myself a little bit before wiping, a quarter off from sitting but not standing, exactly
i've wiped standing in my life, tho.
edit: soemtimes i stand myself a little bit before wiping, a quarter off from sitting but not standing, exactly
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@imsorry but this is a sewers thread
both, first sitting then I stand up to get a better angle.
I only found at that people that wipe sitting down exist recently
You see wiping before you stand up is better because you will get more dirty if you stand up while there's a lot to wipe. I usually stand up for finishing wipes.
The way my bathroom is set up, I can't evencreach the toilet paper without first getting off the toilet
Volcel if you don't bidetmaxx
I have a portable stand which is arms reach of course. I see it could be problematic to wipe while sitting if you have big hands/wrists
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I barely have to wipe tbh. I’m constipated almost all the time.
Sitting down, first with dry toilet paper and then a wet wipe to finish the job.
What's the advantage of doing it when standing up?
What's the advantage of doing it when standing up?
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how the heck do you wipe your butthole if you are sitting down. by sitting down you mean hovering your ass above the toilet in squat manner ?
you got to stand up to get a real good wipe in
@BlkPillPres thoughts?
By wiping while standing, the fecal matter is more likely to spread to unwanted areas. Dry feces may crumble down your legs or onto the floor as you wipe your anus, and wet feces may splash onto the same surfaces as you remove the toilet paper from your anus. While standing up after defecating, fecal matter may also spread similarly as a result of the standing motion. Contrast this to one who wipes while sitting. By wiping his anus and subsequently dropping the toilet paper, it is impossible for any fecal matter to spread to unwanted surfaces. Although one may argue that it is possible for fecal remnants behind the anus to spread to his arm during wipes after the first, the same risk exists for the standing wiper. With the previously mentioned facts in mind, the only rational conclusion is to only wipe your anus while sitting.
Sitting because the asshole is spread more open making it easier to clean
wipes me
How the fuck does one even wipe sitting, are you trying to get shit on your balls? (that position is just too awkward for precise unjerky movements)
Heck I don't even sit to shit, I crouch over the toilet (like invisible chair), not joking, I've never actually sat on a toilet to shit
What the hell is going on ITT, did your parents not teach you how to wipe your ass? Just scoot your ass forward a bit and stick your hand behind you through the gap. I can only imagine fat people having trouble with this but for them standing up would be too much effort anyway
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Mogs me brutally
if you have small hands they fit through your legs under your micropenis
i actually shit in my hand and throw it in the toilet while im pissing into the shower
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Standing, also >Inceldom discussion
Wipe it from the front
As @BlkPillPres used his high IQ mind to deduce, doing so would smear shit on your balls. Good thing my daddy is a genius who figured out that you should actually wipe from the back
extremely high IQ
Literally nothing you said about wiping while standing ever happens
If you do it correctly this doesn't happen. Also wet wipes are a must if you don't have a bidet.
Standing because i am a weirdo
If you have to focus on whether you are doing something as mundane as wiping your ass "correctly" then I have news for you, YOU ARE DOING WRONG
Notice nobody has to think twice about how you brush your teeth, wiping your ass while sitting is like brushing your teeth but you hold the brush between your index and middle finger only (rather than simply gripping with your entire hand), and then telling others - "Well you can brush your teeth well this way if you do it correctly", its ridiculous
The most straightforward and easy way is the right way, taking a convoluted method and then telling people to "git gud" to do it "correctly" is retarded
Everybody ties their shoes the same way for a reason, if I told you to use some special knot you'd ask why and for what reason
BONUS - Wet wipes don't make any sense at all, if you really want your ass to be clean to such an extent, simply go wash in the shower after wiping (that's what I do), whats the point in wasting money on wet wipes. I find it amusing how people complicate simple everyday acts like taking a shit
If you have to focus on whether you are doing something as mundane as wiping your ass "correctly" then I have news for you, YOU ARE DOING WRONG
Notice nobody has to think twice about how you brush your teeth, wiping your ass while sitting is like brushing your teeth but you hold the brush between your index and middle finger only (rather than simply gripping with your entire hand), and then telling others - "Well you can brush your teeth well this way if you do it correctly", its ridiculous
The most straightforward and easy way is the right way, taking a convoluted method and then telling people to "git gud" to do it "correctly" is retarded
Everybody ties their shoes the same way for a reason, if I told you to use some special knot you'd ask why and for what reason
BONUS - Wet wipes don't make any sense at all, if you really want your ass to be clean to such an extent, simply go wash in the shower after wiping (that's what I do), whats the point in wasting money on wet wipes. I find it amusing how people complicate simple everyday acts like taking a shit
Depends on how much you shit in a day, if you have a routine and always shit in the morning before a shower then it is OK, but if you need a shot after the shower then wet wipes are good.
Dude were not dogs dude, nobody can smell your ass because every molecule of shit hasn't been moisturized away lol
You must have OCD, you have to understand that its a hopeless cause, you are never actually "clean", that's the nature of being a biological creature, no matter how many times you wash your ass it still smells like ass, no matter how many times you bathe there's millions of microbes living on your skin, there's no point thinking of it like "shitting after you shower to "remain" clean" because its going to get dirty again anyways
Think about it, you brush your teeth BEFORE you eat breakfast right?
Do you then go on to brush afterwards ad nauseum - Lunch > Brush > Snack > Brush > Dinner > Brush
Seems like a waste of time really, its going to get dirty again, and its always dirty actually, its only as clean as you are able to perceive
It came as a shock to me to know that wiping while sitting was even a thing. Still not quite sure how such a procedure is undergone with your hand down there somehow.
I don't know why anyone would even think to try it, its so convoluted, you might as well just shit on your hand and skip all of the effort lol
both sometimes
Just to make sure
it's easier while standing, but the wipes aren't as effective
Just to make sure
it's easier while standing, but the wipes aren't as effective
Using wet wipes means there is very little shit left, all you need to do is use one wetwipe after using normal toilet paper and everything becomes nice and clean. The reason for the wet wipes is so that the shit left behind doesn't cause a rash or something.
I rise my mouth before breakfast and then properly brush after breakfast, I also brush after dinner for obvious reasons.
LDARing
Maybe when I start escortcelling I'll take on such a strict hygiene routine, but for now I don't really see the point in being that clean if its just me all by myself
Both, wipe sitting and then standing to make sure
Just put a roll next to you before you take a shit
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same shit removal style different day...
I use several plastic coffee cans in my outhouse to insure my availability of asswipe.
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