Serious Do those penis lengthening/traction devices actually work?

[Redpill Robert]

You know, the ones that you have to wear for hours at a time and stuff. I've seen plenty of pretty legitimate looking claims online that they do in fact work but I'm just curious if anyone here actually has any experience with them.

inb4 "you aren't using your dick anyways so it doesn't matter" true, but who wouldn't like an extra inch or two even if the only one seeing it is you

 

[Fat Link]

I’ll put it this way.

Whatever length they give you is minimal ie think one or two extra centimeters range and ultimately not worth it since it can impair your ability to get an erection.

Presently the only valid way to increase one’s cock size is through surgery which has the same problems as the above method.

Ultimately what controls the size of our cocks is the same gland in the human body that made Andre Rosimov into Andre the Giant and Paul Wight into The Big Show both men being of pro wrestling infamy and that gland is the pituitary gland.

I figure gene therapy through the gene editing tool known as CRISPr may eventually allow everyone who wants one their own designer cock but that’s sadly probably only going to happen in a future where we here are all dead since all these great new tools of medical and scientific advancement are only emerging just now and are essentially in their pioneering stages.

I also could see 3D organ printing being able to facilitate this desire in us males to have larger and larger cocks or at least a cock of a reasonably decent size to please a woman if born a dicklet.

Personally I’d far prefer a non surgical gene editing option but hey the 3D organ printing method I’m sure will eventually be there for those that don’t mind having their little pricks amputated and replaced with a porno sized 8 inch donger.

Ultimately however I think the best option for this would be the eugenics route ie have parents with foresight and intelligence ensure that their male child will have the best chance at being a Chad ahead of time in the womb by having genetic scientists and doctors edit out the bad stuff ie balding, bad, eyesight, flat footed ness, obesity, mental illness, addictive behaviors etc for the good stuff ie high intelligence, huge prick, reasonably tall ie 6ft3 range, genetically gifted body all around that makes it easy to build muscle and difficult to put on obesity levels of fat, genetics that provide good looking facial cranial structure ,etc, etc.

 

[CopingJim]

shit sounds medieval

 

[Numb]

You know, the ones that you have to wear for hours at a time and stuff. I've seen plenty of pretty legitimate looking claims online that they do in fact work but I'm just curious if anyone here actually has any experience with them.

inb4 "you aren't using your dick anyways so it doesn't matter" true, but who wouldn't like an extra inch or two even if the only one seeing it is you

I used to do this type of shit before I fully adopted the blackpill. Basically i'll give you what I got out of it I cba to show sources unless you REALLY want me to I could probably find some. I'll split my experiences into two groups, Expensive and non expensive


Expensive:
- I've heard about a pump with a bowl like structure. You're supposed to put your dick inside of this bowl and it slowly sucks out all of the air out of the inside of the bowl. I never tried this personally but i've seen claims saying it works and helps girth and length.
-A premium "Jelqing" device, overrated and only helps girth. You're better off DIYing a jelq device or use your fingers, it's useless if you're trying to get more inches length wise
-A metal stretching device for length. This actually works. But it's IMPOSSIBLE to use if you go outside at all (to work, get fresh air etc. Unless you're okay with looking like a freak). You need to have this fucking thing on your phallus for over 8 hours a day. While taking short breaks in-between. This DOES WORK. but it takes well over 10 months to see any actual results. you could DIY this if you're ballsy

Inexpensive:

- Jelqing with your hand, useful but takes too long and you could actually reverse results if you do it wrong too many times. DIY a device for this tbh
-Kegels, not useful unless you're some low BF body builder that has no fat near their pelvis
- Cock-ring the name is gay af. but it's basically a ring that you wrap around your balls and shaft. It's supposed to stop and slow down blood from leaving the desired areas. It also almost always produces very good quality erections, so it's good if you're a dude with an ED and can't get viagra.
- Viagra without an ED. Apparently if you manage to get this shit while having a normal libido you can see like an inch or half an inch extra in comparison to not having it, effects may vary and they are cheap as shit if you live in eastern europe.

 

[PixyBLACKED]

alright now that pp legtheningcels are looking at this thread does this shit work?

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or is it a meme?