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[Morticiancel]

I have a micropenis. When I was in high school I measured it to be five inches and I did so with a ruler. This was when it was in boner mode.

One of my staceylite classmates asked a chad friend of hers what his penis size was I interrupted and blurted out "mine is five inches I measured it with a ruler."

A look of shock befell everyones face.

 

[xxectrapieces]

five inches

Dick mogs me, lmao.

Try having it below even five whilst erect.

 

[Morticiancel]

Dick mogs me, lmao.

Try having it below even five whilst erect.

LOL

 

[InMemoriam]

didn't happen

 

[BPJ]

oh boy....

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

"mine is five inches I measured it with a ruler."

low inhib moga me

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

5 is pretty bad but not bad enough to be ashamed, certainly not micro. its just painfully average. 95% of foids would be disappointed

 

[Dead End]

I have a micropenis. When I was in high school I measured it to be five inches and I did so with a ruler. This was when it was in boner mode.

5 inches erect is not a micropenis. Micropenises are typically defined as being shorter than 3 inches erect (sources conflict).

One of my staceylite classmates asked a chad friend of hers what his penis size was I interrupted and blurted out "mine is five inches I measured it with a ruler."

Are you severely ND?

 

[TooSomething]

LARP, gotta be.

 

[Jestermaxxest]

@LastGerman it is ober

 

[Jestermaxxest]

.

 

[xxectrapieces]

5 inches erect is not a micropenis. Micropenises are typically defined as being shorter than 3 inches erect (sources conflict).

I dont want to be a gaywad, but I believe this won't be considered that due to the current topic at hand

Mine is below 4 whilst erect.

It's definitely a fucking nightmare.

I can't even get an escort because I'll forever be too small.

 

[Shark]

One of my staceylite classmates asked a chad friend of hers what his penis size was I interrupted and blurted out "mine is five inches I measured it with a ruler."

Bruh. That sounds painfully cringe

 

[LastGerman]

I have a micropenis. When I was in high school I measured it to be five inches and I did so with a ruler. This was when it was in boner mode.

One of my staceylite classmates asked a chad friend of hers what his penis size was I interrupted and blurted out "mine is five inches I measured it with a ruler."

A look of shock befell everyones face.

Absolutely devastating. You should not have said anything.

5 is pretty bad but not bad enough to be ashamed, certainly not micro. its just painfully average. 95% of foids would be disappointed

5 inches is pretty bad indeed. It is small. It is devastating and it is something to be ashamed of.

5 inches erect is not a micropenis. Micropenises are typically defined as being shorter than 3 inches erect (sources conflict).

The official micropenis starts below 3.7 inches.

@LastGerman it is ober

Indeed.

I dont want to be a gaywad, but I believe this won't be considered that due to the current topic at hand

Mine is below 4 whilst erect.

It's definitely a fucking nightmare.

I can't even get an escort because I'll forever be too small.

That is absolutely devastating.

 

[Morticiancel]

oh boy....

That is the definition of reality

 

[Morticiancel]

Bruh. That sounds painfully cringe

But it's true 5 inches sounds like a micropenis to a lot of foids

 

[Morticiancel]

I dont want to be a gaywad, but I believe this won't be considered that due to the current topic at hand

Mine is below 4 whilst erect.

It's definitely a fucking nightmare.

I can't even get an escort because I'll forever be too small.

Regardless of the official definition foids have their own definition of what a micropenis is to them and five inches seems like a micropenis to a lot of femoids especially if they have had BBC cock inside of them or chad cock

 

[Morticiancel]

LARP, gotta be.

I aint a LARP bro

 

[Morticiancel]

5 inches erect is not a micropenis. Micropenises are typically defined as being shorter than 3 inches erect (sources conflict).


Are you severely ND?

I have never been on a date ever so its correct to assume that

 

[xxectrapieces]

Regardless of the official definition foids have their own definition of what a micropenis is to them and five inches seems like a micropenis to a lot of femoids especially if they have had BBC cock inside of them or chad cock

Over for me