Gaming December Dice Wives!

[AngelLord]

@Linesnap99 We're kinda stuck rn because of you.

 

[Damo the incel]

You said you would re-roll the dice. That's the only way to do it. You must go to your dice rolling room or not play.

Is he refusing to cooperate?

 

[incelerated]

Tho I'm not sure what my number is. Is it 800?

 

[Saudade]

959

 

[Damo the incel]

You said you would re-roll the dice. That's the only way to do it. You must go to your dice rolling room or not play.

Are you going to get angry at that guy for not playing

 

[FrothySolutions]

Are you going to get angry at that guy for not playing

No.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

Gentlemen I have a chart of a THOUSAND possible results of girlfriends for you. Come play a game with me. Here is how it goes.
I have created a room on RollDiceWithFriends.Com specifically for this room.

To play, you must join the room I will link below, put in your username, and roll a set of three dice:
You need to click the blue ten-sided dice a total of three times.
The d10 is right in the middle (4th from the left, 4th from the right)
It comes right after the d4/d6/d8 and before the d12/d10/d100

D10s results range from 0 to 9 so results will go from 000 to 999 (like with post numbers)
ignore the "total" of the 3 numbers

You only get one roll, and to verify you are playing, you must make a post in this thread saying which number you got, so I can check that's true.
I would also like you to vote in the poll saying if you rolled or did not roll, as a means of tallying the number of players.
I've enabled changing poll results so if you change your mind you can amend the poll.

At the end of the month (January 1st) I will reveal the chart I am talking about, and for everyone who played, I will go to the trouble of tagging you and posting a crop of the chart as it pertains to your result.

FEATURES

1) most of the time you get a single girl​

2) occasionally you get TWO​

3) very rarely you get THREE girls​

4) even more rarely you get NO girls​

If two of you happen to roll the same number you each have an equal share of the girl(s) you roll, though you may opt to redistribute them via personal agreement.

Here is URL

https://rolldicewithfriends.com/rooms/decemberdicewives

I will start by reporting my result: I got 485 (as before you ignore the 'total' of 17)

*checks chart* huh... well she's not an absolute favorite but I was always relatively fond of her her, feels cucked though figured I was destined to get someone younger... oh well. Better luck to the rest of ye

roll away lads. Unlike me, you won't find out who your wife is until next year. Don't rope until then.

what is the purpose of this?

 

[TINMAN]

7,1,6

 

[nazianime]

Got 374, total 14.

 

[failmaxxed]

2, 2, 6
username is wanker69

 

[Sheogorath]

its not, i won innit. now give me the foid.

you didn't post in the room that I PMd you so you get no foid

i will reroll the dice but what is the procedure .

I just PMd you the link a 2nd time, roll it or STFU and GTFO

@Linesnap99 We're kinda stuck rn because of you.

I think I should just disqualify him, though it seems like there are some new potential players so he has until they do their dice (need to PM them links clearly) to do his.

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Tho I'm not sure what my number is. Is it 800?

008 actually but this doesn't count as your legal roll because due to security sabotage I'm creating distinct rooms for each player to roll in

your player # is twelve and I've PMd you a link to roll at

959

sorry no, you need to roll in a private room that I've just PMd you (you are player THIRTEEN) for me to count the results, due to problems w/ impersonation and spam

what is the purpose of this?

if you read whole thread I've already answered, because it's fun

7,1,6

sorry you need to roll in a private room, you are player FOURTEEN so I have PMd you alink

Got 374, total 14.

you are player FIFTEEN and I just PMd a link to a private room, I can only accept results rolled in private rooms now for fairness and due to impersonation/spam

2, 2, 6
username is wanker69

you are player SIXTEEN and I just messaged you a link to a private room to roll 3d10 in, reply to the pm when you're done

If you check thread (I know it's a lot) we shifted from the public room due to spamming/impersonating trolls

1 person per room is the only secure way for me to avoid the spam making me unable to check the results, sorry

 

[missing]

i dont get it

 

[Sheogorath]

i dont get it

if you want to randomly roll up a wife, I private-message you a link to a room to roll dice in, and then at the end everyone finds out what wife they get

 

[Zealot]

Just rolled, got 731, not sure on how to vote on the poll though

 

[Sheogorath]

Just rolled, got 731, not sure on how to vote on the poll though

731 does not count, you need to roll in a private room

I don't seem to be allowed to send you PMs though, so unless you enable that you can't play.

 

[incelerated]

008 actually but this doesn't count as your legal roll because due to security sabotage I'm creating distinct rooms for each player to roll in

your player # is twelve and I've PMd you a link to roll at

 

[Sheogorath]

Updated list, still two pending.

BTW mods is there some way you could edit the 1st post to indicate to PM me a request (or reply to thread) to play instead of rolling in the abandoned room?

Player 01 = @KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 02 = @OwnerOpcell 104
Player 03 = @senses fail 145
Player 04 = @Fat Link 323
Player 05 = @Caesercel 641
Player 06 = @Linesnap99 561
Player 07 = @Cannibal 345
Player 08 = @AAAAAAAAAAAcel ??? (pending)
Player 09 = @kampman 576
Player 10 = @AngelLord 211
Player 11 = @FrothySolutions 646
Player 12 = @incelerated 948
Player 13 = @Saudade 573
Player 14 = @TINMAN ??? (pending)
Player 15 = @nazianime 725
Player 16 = @failmaxxed 951

 

[TINMAN]

I sent my dice

 

[Sheogorath]

Tinman got 427 so now just AAAA to go.

How should we determine who makes the room for me to roll in?

 

[AsianKungFao]

Total: 12
d10: 3, 6, 3

 

[Sheogorath]

Total: 12
d10: 3, 6, 3

you're player 17 , you need to reroll in the room I send you

 

[Zealot]

731 does not count, you need to roll in a private room

I don't seem to be allowed to send you PMs though, so unless you enable that you can't play.

Alrighty, enabled.
How do I roll in the private room though?

 

[evilguy]

I got 733. I wonder what that'll mean.

EDIT: I had to reroll. This post needs to stay for "historical archive reasons" but isn't relevant anymore. I needed to roll in the private room. I still wonder what 7,3,3 or 1,10,3 means.

 

[Sheogorath]

Alrighty, enabled.
How do I roll in the private room though?

you would need to accept PMs so I can PM you the link, as I just did below w/ EG

for some reason can't send you a PM think you need to change a setting

I got 733. I wonder what that'll mean.

you're player erighteenand need to roll in the link I just sent you
done, thanks


UPDATED LIST

Player 01 = KetamineAddictYoda @KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 02 = OwnerOpcell @OwnerOpcell 104
Player 03 = senses fail @senses fail 145
Player 04 = Fat Link @Fat Link 323
Player 05 = Caesercel @Caesercel 641
Player 06 = Linesnap99 @Linesnap99 561
Player 07 = Cannibal @Cannibal 345
Player 08 = AAAAAAAAAAAcel @AAAAAAAAAAAcel PENDING
Player 09 = kampman @kampman 576
Player 10 = AngelLord @AngelLord 211
Player 11 = FrothySolutions @FrothySolutions 646
Player 12 = incelerated @incelerated 948
Player 13 = Saudade @Saudade 573
Player 14 = TINMAN @TINMAN 428
Player 15 = nazianime @nazianime 725
Player 16 = failmaxxed @failmaxxed 951
Player 17 = AsianKungFao @AsianKungFao PENDING
Player 18 = EvilGuy 103
Player 19 = Zealot? can't PM

 

[FrothySolutions]

@AAAAAAAAAAAcel are you shooting or what?

 

[SlutLiberationFront]

Would be cool if they would actually be ours but this is just a fantasy cope.

 

[incelerated]

Would be cool if they would actually be ours but this is just a fantasy cope.

Not if you schiziomaxx

 

[Deleted member 17245]

992

whom has fate chosen for me?

 

[Sheogorath]

992
whom has fate chosen for me?

I just PMd you a private room link, you'll need to reroll there

Player 01 = KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 02 = OwnerOpcell 104
Player 03 = senses fail 145
Player 04 = Fat Link 323
Player 05 = Caesercel 641
Player 06 = Linesnap99 561
Player 07 = Cannibal 345
Player 08 = AAAAAAAAAAAcel PENDING
Player 09 = kampman 576
Player 10 = AngelLord 211
Player 11 = FrothySolutions 646
Player 12 = incelerated 948
Player 13 = Saudade 573
Player 14 = TINMAN 428
Player 15 = nazianime 725
Player 16 = failmaxxed 951
Player 17 = AsianKungFao 471
Player 18 = EvilGuy 103
Player 19 = Suigin PENDING

At this point I'm thinking I'll just kick out Acel and take his spot.
I'm going to ask the only mod playing (FatLink) to create a room for me and PM me the URL so I can rol l there and he can announce my result once I do.

 

[FrothySolutions]

@AAAAAAAAAAAcel, @suigin are you two still here???

The forum could go under any day now, at the very least we should all get our dice rolls in.

 

[Deleted member 17245]

The forum could go under any day now, at the very least we should all get our dice rolls in.

My dice rolls are in, @Wizard32 just hasn't posted them yet, waiting for more activity.

 

[Sheogorath]

yeah suigin got 987 so once mod PMs me to take space of AAAAAA we can go w/ 20 players I guess

 

[FrothySolutions]

@AAAAAAAAAAAcel it doesn't look like the forum's gonna die. But you need to get rolling your dice. You were so much more diligent with Tales from the Sewers, where are you now?

 

[Sheogorath]

@AAAAAAAAAAAcel it doesn't look like the forum's gonna die. But you need to get rolling your dice. You were so much more diligent with Tales from the Sewers, where are you now?

Serge's final act was to okay the okaying of this thread so I might give him an honorary spot, unless Fat Link wants to make me a mod to fill the power vacuum in which case I will bribe him with a 2nd wife roll.

 

[Robtical]

Here's the number I rolled.

 

[Sheogorath]

Here's the number I rolled.

I need to PM you the link player 20 we have to do it in our own rooms that room gets spammed

 

[Robtical]

I need to PM you the link player 20 we have to do it in our own rooms that room gets spammed

Ok, I sent the new result in the private room.

 

[Sheogorath]

Ok, I sent the new result in the private room.

447 confirmed as your official roll, I'd also like if you could roll for me since you're on

 

[Robtical]

447 confirmed as your official roll, I'd also like if you could roll for me since you're on

Ok

 

[Sheogorath]

Okay I got 750, thanks. As for that 531 you rolled we can assign that to be the wife for Serge


Updated list:

Player 00 = Serge 531​

Player 01 = KetamineAddictYoda 102​

Player 02 = OwnerOpcell 104​

Player 03 = senses fail 145​

Player 04 = Fat Link 323​

Player 05 = Caesercel 641​

Player 06 = Linesnap99 561​

Player 07 = Cannibal 345​

Player 08 = Wizard32 AAAAAAAAAAAcel 750​

Player 09 = kampman 576​

Player 10 = AngelLord 211​

Player 11 = FrothySolutions 646​

Player 12 = incelerated 948​

Player 13 = Saudade 573​

Player 14 = TINMAN 428​

Player 15 = nazianime 725​

Player 16 = failmaxxed 951​

Player 17 = AsianKungFao 471​

Player 18 = EvilGuy 103​

Player 19 = Suigin 987​

Player 20 = Robtical 447​

Guys I was thinking since January 1st is actually an arbitrary point drawn in time, should I perhaps announce early on the solstice on December 21st?

This gives FOUR more days if anyone else wants to join, just PM me and I'll send you a dice room link to roll in.

 

[AngelLord]

Guys I was thinking since January 1st is actually an arbitrary point drawn in time, should I perhaps announce early on the solstice on December 21st?

I'm fine with it

 

[Deleted member 21230]

@AAAAAAAAAAAcel it doesn't look like the forum's gonna die. But you need to get rolling your dice. You were so much more diligent with Tales from the Sewers, where are you now?

Am I still in? In any case 10,6,1

 

[FrothySolutions]

Am I still in? In any case 10,6,1

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to roll in your private room, the one @Wizard32 PM'd you, and then PM him a screenshot.

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to roll in your private room, the one @Wizard32 PM'd you, and then PM him a screenshot.

I don't need a screenshot (not sure why people post those) instead I literally just go check the private room.

I just PMd it to him again, but spot 8 is mine now so he can be player 21

 

[FrothySolutions]

Why are you people not rolling in your private rooms? Was that part not clear?

 

[Sheogorath]

Player 00 = Serge 531
Player 01 = KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 02 = OwnerOpcell 104
Player 03 = senses fail 145
Player 04 = Fat Link 323
Player 05 = Caesercel 641
Player 06 = Linesnap99 561
Player 07 = Cannibal 345
Player 08 = Wizard32 AAAAAAAAAAAcel 750
Player 09 = kampman 576
Player 10 = AngelLord 211
Player 11 = FrothySolutions 646
Player 12 = incelerated 948
Player 13 = Saudade 573
Player 14 = TINMAN 428
Player 15 = nazianime 725
Player 16 = failmaxxed 951
Player 17 = AsianKungFao 471
Player 18 = EvilGuy 103
Player 19 = Suigin 987
Player 20 = Robtical 447
Player 21 = AAAAAAAAAAAcel 417

he finally rolled properly in the room
anyone want to be number 22 ?

 

[Damo the incel]

@AAAAAAAAAAAcel it doesn't look like the forum's gonna die. But you need to get rolling your dice. You were so much more diligent with Tales from the Sewers, where are you now?

Are you kicking your little manlet legs in anger at him

 

[Sheogorath]

Are you kicking your little manlet legs in anger at him

Not now because if you read subsequent posts, he rolled.

you want a waifu Damo?

 

[Damo the incel]

Not now because if you read subsequent posts, he rolled.

you want a waifu Damo?

Yes

 

[Sheogorath]

Damo is player 22 and rolled 238