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NSFW December Dice Wives RESULTS and polling for upcoming January Dice Wives game

Wizard32

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As promised I decided to release the results early on the Winter Solstice, so here you go

102 @KetamineAddictYoda
103 @evilguy
104 @OwnerOpcell
145 @senses fail
211 @AngelLord
238 @Damo the incel
323 @Fat Link
417 @AAAAAAAAAAAcel
428 @TINMAN
471 @AsianKungFao
531 @Serge
DecemberWives

561 @Linesnap99
573 @Saudade
576 @kampman
641 @Caesercel
646 @FrothySolutions
725 @nazianime
750 @Wizard32
948 @incelerated
951 @failmaxxed
987 @suigin

I went to the work of cropping the results from the massive chart both to make it easier to find but also so I don't reveal any other results on the chart to retain interest for future gaming.

If anyone is interested in a "January Dice Wives" please tell me here.

If you are a repeat player from December you can use the same private room that I private-messaged you.

If you're a new one, either reply here or PM me and I will send you a URL for the room to roll your wife in.

As for when to announce results, I was thinking either New Year's Da or January 6th. Might depend on how much interest it generates.

Obviously February Dice Wives will have to happen on Valentine's day.

Does anyone have questions about your waifu results?
 
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Zoey from Left 4 Dead. Alright I'll get on it.
 
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Kelly, ok, at least she's hot
 
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@incelerated @nazianime you lucky fucks:lasereyes:
1640139607004


Hmm not bad tho
 
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I got a whatever the fuck bear wife. Over. Not even in games
 
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Why won't my signature accept images?
 
senses fail

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ayo finally some 2fort loli pussy :feelsmage:
 
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@TINMAN please trade me waifus :feels:
 
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oot and aboot, eh buddy?
 
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As promised I decided to release the results early on the Winter Solstice, so here you go

102 @KetamineAddictYoda
103 @evilguy
104 @OwnerOpcell
145 @senses fail
211 @AngelLord
238 @Damo the incel
323 @Fat Link
417 @AAAAAAAAAAAcel
428 @TINMAN
471 @AsianKungFao
531 @Serge
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561 @Linesnap99
573 @Saudade
576 @kampman
641 @Caesercel
646 @FrothySolutions
725 @nazianime
750 @Wizard32
948 @incelerated
951 @failmaxxed
987 @suigin

I went to the work of cropping the results from the massive chart both to make it easier to find but also so I don't reveal any other results on the chart to retain interest for future gaming.

If anyone is interested in a "January Dice Wives" please tell me here.

If you are a repeat player from December you can use the same private room that I private-messaged you.

If you're a new one, either reply here or PM me and I will send you a URL for the room to roll your wife in.

As for when to announce results, I was thinking either New Year's Da or January 6th. Might depend on how much interest it generates.

Obviously February Dice Wives will have to happen on Valentine's day.

Does anyone have questions about your waifu results?
why the fuck is there pedo shit
 
FrothySolutions

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I notice some people's numbers have gold numbers next to them. What does it mean?
 
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Can't wait to see what January Dice Wives brings us!
 
Wizard32

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I got a whatever the fuck bear wife.
A chipmunk, actually
Over. Not even in games
You can reroll again next month for another shot, but only if you agree to hypothetically fuck the chipmunk.

Only guys who fuck wife #1 get to roll for wife #2

The only thing guys is the more you play, the increased odds two guys eventually get the same wife.

If this happens you become "balls touch bros" and must agree to fuck your waifu simultaneously and the balls touch so you're gay and the mods need to ban you for a week.

It also means whoever got the used wife doesn't get to take her virginity.

oot and aboot, eh buddy?
fuck off if you're not going to play and roll for next month, feels like you're gay you didn't even try for a waifu
@TINMAN please trade me waifus :feels:
Ahsoka and Usagi both have their ups and downs, I don't really know how to compare them. Guess you're a big Clone Wars fan.
Would swap with you tbh, she's too big for me.
no swaps, it cheapens game

if you want a diff waifu you need to roll next month, but you still keep your original waifu

basically the law is to fuck the 2nd waifu you have to fuck the 1st waifu first
why the fuck is there pedo shit
because whoever made the chart included an impressively wide variety of material
Because it's Wizard32's draw :feelsLSD:
not sure what you mean by that, I came across it but didn't actually design the chart
I notice some people's numbers have gold numbers next to them. What does it mean?
You'll notice the yellow numbers both end in doubles.

Basically the chart is designed that if you roll a double you get a pair of waifus who are connectd in some way, usually from the same franchise

in the case of triples you get THREE waifus

this is obviously why I can't just trust people's word because everyone would pick doubles/triples to get extra waifus

this is why we need the private rooms and for me to verify the results

that's te only way I reveal the results
 
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I fucked up and forgot to look up Cannibal and Robtical's results, here is the amended chart.

102 @KetamineAddictYoda
103 @evilguy
104 @OwnerOpcell
145 @senses fail
211 @AngelLord
238 @Damo the incel
323 @Fat Link
345 @Cannibal
417 @AAAAAAAAAAAcel
428 @TINMAN
447 @Robtical
471 @AsianKungFao
DecemberWives

531 @Serge
561 @Linesnap99
573 @Saudade
576 @kampman
641 @Caesercel
646 @FrothySolutions
725 @nazianime
750 @Wizard32
948 @incelerated
951 @failmaxxed
987 @suigin

To apology for that oversight, I will link you guys episode 1 of your anime waifu's respective shows to become acquainted with her.

Cannibal:


Robtical:


I'll provide this service for anyone else who replies and pings/quotes me requesting it.

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So far I've gotten 1 response, @senses fail rolled 283 so we will find out next month who his wife will be.

Anyone else want to be the 2nd roller?

use your old dice room if you're a returning player, otherwise PM me and I'll set you one up if you're a new player
 
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I fucked up and forgot to look up Cannibal and Robtical's results, here is the amended chart.

102 @KetamineAddictYoda
103 @evilguy
104 @OwnerOpcell
145 @senses fail
211 @AngelLord
238 @Damo
323 @FatLink
345 @Cannibal
417 @AAAAAAAAAAAcel
428 @TINMAN
447 @Robtical
471 @AsianKungFao
View attachment 552188
531 @Serge
561 @Linesnap99
573 @Saudade
576 @kampman
641 @Caesercel
646 @FrothySolutions
725 @nazianime
750 @Wizard32
948 @incelerated
951 @failmaxxed
987 @suigin

To apology for that oversight, I will link you guys episode 1 of your anime waifu's respective shows to become acquainted with her.

Cannibal:


Robtical:


I'll provide this service for anyone else who replies and pings/quotes me requesting it.

can you show me the episode for mine
cheers
 
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Cool, I got a sexy one.
 
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We just married, shouldn't I spend some time with her first?
 
Wizard32

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can you show me the episode for mine
cheers
it's a 1967 film and she really just has a cameo at the end of it



players a bigger role in the lesser-known sequel made in 2003

 
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it's a 1967 film and she really just has a cameo at the end of it



players a bigger role in the lesser-known sequel made in 2003


cheers lad
 
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I dont get it
 
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We just married, shouldn't I spend some time with her first?
No, it's the zombie apocalypse, she could die tomorrow fighting a Witch or a Tank you need to impregnate her now.
I dont get it
roll dice, I consult my secret chart and tell you who your wife is

then she is your destined waifu chosen for you by fate

you must bend to fate
cheers lad
are you going to help carry her water?
 
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Fakecels get human foid :reeeeee::feelsree::lasereyes::giga::mask::feelsrope:
 
Wizard32

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Fakecels get human foid :reeeeee::feelsree::lasereyes::giga::mask::feelsrope:
stop complaining and coom in your pink chipmunk wife AKF
Fuck


PM me w/ your roll for January but the cost of a 2nd wife is you need to find more Giggles porn and post it here, you must acknowledge your wife
 

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