Dark triad maxxing tip for blackcels.

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

First put on a black hoodie, sweatpants, mask and Air Forces. Then go outside to a public area where people will see you and just start fucking sprinting as fast as you possibly can while occasionally looking behind you and saying "OH SHIT" or "AH HELL NAH NIGGA" to make it look like you just stole something or you're being chased by police. This will convince people you're a criminal gangster without having to do anything illegal

 

[RollD20]

I only have newbalance.

 

[WizardofSoda]

Good idea. He could also like be all freaked out and twerking and try to get a girl to take a knife and hide it for him. Then she eventually says no enough times and he takes off saying like I got to gtfo of here.

 

[Med Anime]

that seems like a very good way to look like a weirdo to other people

 

[incelerated]

that seems like a very good way to get shot in cuckmerica