Cuck Spiders literally submit to "SEXUAL CANNIBALISM". I'd eat her in a surprise "revenge of the incels" scenario

[Bedford Stye]

Many female spiders eat the much smaller male spider right after procreation to "keep her sexual options open". Google it.

This is known scientifically as sexual cannibalism.

Boyos, no fucking way I'm letting a fat slut spider eat me. Right after ejaculating, spider doggie style, I'd take a huge chunk out of her rear brain.

Then continue eating "to keep my sexual options open"