Blackpill COVID-19 has demolished my chances at getting laid

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I remember watching the movie, "The 40-Year-Old Virgin", and thinking to myself that I would never end up like the main character. However, I didn't expect COVID-19 to change the world. I need to buy a cloak and a wand, because soon I'll be a wizard.

 

[Deleted member 32431]

tbh

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Facts. If a keyblade won't work, maybe a bottle of whiskey will.

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

tbh

No need to open their hearts when you can open their skulls with a hammer.

 

[Hell]

If covid is the only thing that stood in your way of losing your virginity you're a fakecel.
But more than likely you're a copecel.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

If covid is the only thing that stood in your way of losing your virginity you're a fakecel.
But more than likely you're a copecel.

This, if covid is what's breaking the bank for you gtfo normie. Otherwise it's just yet another reason on the long preexisting list of reasons

 

[remincel]

Chances? What Chances?

 

[fast_curry]

If covid is the only thing that stood in your way of losing your virginity you're a fakecel.

This ngl. I never had a chance even before Covid.

 

[Deleted member 35492]

If covid is the only thing that stood in your way of losing your virginity you're a fakecel.
But more than likely you're a copecel.

 

[Sennacherib]

Chances? What Chances?