LifeFuel Corporate compliance training

[mericks]

I'm not in the mood to go to work today but luckily I just got e-mail today about corporate compliance training. I fucking love this shit, basically you watch a bunch of dumb videos on a PC then take a quiz to prove you learned something. The questions on the quiz are all extremely basic questions like "is it ethical to finger your roastie coworker without her consent" and "should you ever attempt to bribe a government official".

It only exists so that if the company gets sued because you did something retarded they can argue in court that they tried to discourage this behavior. Everybody knows it's bullshit, it's just too cover the exceeds exec's ass in case there's a scandal.

Anyways, i love this shit because i have an excuse to not do any work today since im "busy" "watching" these dumb videos when in reality I'm just playing factorio in another window.

 

[Mecoja]

 

[Wellington]

I hated those trainings.

They always talk about women being harassed/raped, gays, and trannies.

 

[proudweeb]

i have to do that bullchit too. always zone out and fall asleep so it takes me like 16 hours to do an 8hr training

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I'm not in the mood to go to work today but luckily I just got e-mail today about corporate compliance training. I fucking love this shit, basically you watch a bunch of dumb videos on a PC then take a quiz to prove you learned something. The questions on the quiz are all extremely basic questions like "is it ethical to finger your roastie coworker without her consent" and "should you ever attempt to bribe a government official".

It only exists so that if the company gets sued because you did something retarded they can argue in court that they tried to discourage this behavior. Everybody knows it's bullshit, it's just too cover the exceeds exec's ass in case there's a scandal.

Anyways, i love this shit because i have an excuse to not do any work today since im "busy" "watching" these dumb videos when in reality I'm just playing factorio in another window.

"Would you finger bang your female coworker if you could get away with it and smell your fingers afterward?"

A) Yes
B) No
C) Fuck yeah, I would!


You chose answer C, I'm sorry, I'm afraid that's the incorrect answer on the quiz.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Too bad they don't have any write-in answers. You could get very creative with some of those.