Cop said I was SUSPICIOUS, and wanted i.d.to "VALIDATE" me. I totally owned him.

[Norville Wood]

No brag. The past two years I've learned a lot about my rights. Mainly through YouTube vids watching first amendment freedom of speech police audits.

Today, I was simply walking in a bad neighborhood.

Cop: what are you doing in this neighborhood?

Me: am I being detained?

Cop: we just want to search you to check for weapons.

Me: if you violate my fourth amendment, il sue you.

Cop: ok, well, let me see i.d.

Me; state what law I've broken.

Cop: you're suspicious.

Me: is that a felony?

Cop: you're not cooperating.

Me: if you detain me, I'm gonna sue you, my dad's a lawyer (lie).

Cop: you're free to go

 

[idfklma]

Kudos brocel

 

[Socio Cynical]

Good job anon. Cop just saw you as an easy target to abuse

 

[Norville Wood]

Good job anon. Cop just saw you as an easy target to abuse

I'm not anticop. I get it that they need to arrest drug dealers.

But I've had quite a few try to get around laws.

Being "validated" is hilarious. What that means is, they want to run you for warrants.

 

[based_meme]

No brag. The past two years I've learned a lot about my rights. Mainly through YouTube vids watching first amendment freedom of speech police audits.

Today, I was simply walking in a bad neighborhood.

Cop: what are you doing in this neighborhood?

Me: am I being detained?

Cop: we just want to search you to check for weapons.

Me: if you violate my fourth amendment, il sue you.

Cop: ok, well, let me see i.d.

Me; state what law I've broken.

Cop: you're suspicious.

Me: is that a felony?

Cop: you're not cooperating.

Me: if you detain me, I'm gonna sue you, my dad's a lawyer (lie).

Cop: you're free to go

American pigs are the most hateable pigs on the planet. Good on you for telling that pig to shove it.