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Please post conspiracy theories.
I have been searching for conspiracy theories and thought about asking those on this board to give me some interesting take. Since alot of us have a different take on life than most people , some could come up with believable or cool theories.
 
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They eat people.
 
Everything is a conspiracy.
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@It'sAConspiracy thoughts?
 
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In this world, conspiracies exist.

However, there is a more than a ninety-nine percent chance that the
plausible-sounding conspiracies that you hear about from others are
simple delusions or even intentional lies

Even so...

A tiny percentage of people actually have stumbled upon a real conspiracy. There are, in fact, some people who witnessed with their own
eyes a conspiracy that exists, at this very moment, in the most extreme secrecy.

Who are they?
The Incels.
 
Intergalactic shapeshifting Jewish pedophiles rule the world.
 
Reptilians
Shapeshifters
Clones
Predictive programming
Hybrid children
 
Society is trying to drive us NEETs to insanity because they know we know the truth and aren't slaves to the system controlled by ultra-rich corporations.
 
the Zimmerman Telegram was just british LARPing as germans to bring america in to the war
 
ToxicMisogynist said:
Society is trying to drive us NEETs to insanity because they know we know the truth and aren't slaves to the system controlled by ultra-rich corporations.
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Cope, society couldn't give much less of a fuck about them
 
I used to be interested in conspiracy theories. Until i realized that the term “conspiracy theory” was coined by the cia in order to stop people from questioning Government narratives and that the movers and shakers behind most of the conspiracies were jews or elites working in tandem with jews
 
We live in a simulation
 
Gulf of Tonkin, Operation Northwoods, and Operation Artichoke/MKULTRA are some good ones for people not really into conspiracies, as they’re just undeniably true.

I know of some more esoteric ones too though:
Space is fake
Dinosaurs are fake
Jimmi Hendrix was a CIA op
 
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everyone can stop posting now
 
 
Swimcell said:
This is a high IQ theory tbh
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it just makes so much more sense than the official explanation. the german high command was surely aware that mexico had no will or capability to invade the continental united states, and were not at all interested in doing so. the 'terms' they offered (ceding texas and the southwest US to mexico) were a complete crack pot fantasy that would have never happened under any circumstances. if the Zimmerman Telegram was written by germans then it was without a doubt the shittiest, most incomprehensibly asinine agreement ever proposed in all of history. there is not a single thing about it that makes sense.

however, the idea that Britain wanted to drag the US in to WW1 by stoking tensions between the US and Germany makes total sense; and that's likely exactly what the Zimmerman Telegram was. I'm sure everyone in the US government was aware that something was off about it but it gave them a valid pretense to go to war with Germany so they just went with it
 
shii410 said:
it just makes so much more sense than the official explanation. the german high command was surely aware that mexico had no will or capability to invade the continental united states, and were not at all interested in doing so. the 'terms' they offered (ceding texas and the southwest US to mexico) were a complete crack pot fantasy that would have never happened under any circumstances. if the Zimmerman Telegram was written by germans then it was without a doubt the shittiest, most incomprehensibly asinine agreement ever proposed in all of history. there is not a single thing about it that makes sense.

however, the idea that Britain wanted to drag the US in to WW1 by stoking tensions between the US and Germany makes total sense; and that's likely exactly what the Zimmerman Telegram was. I'm sure everyone in the US government was aware that something was off about it but it gave them a valid pretense to go to war with Germany so they just went with it
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Another reason I’m so inclined to believe this is because I also subscribe to the Jonesian shadow government theory where the US is harboring two breakaway governments, the German led NASA and the British led Intelligence community.

WW1 was in many ways won by British intelligence, and afterwards the US and UK intel communities would essentially merge into a single organism.
 
my life is a lie
 
Conspiracies have lost their shine since the 2016 election and Epsteins "suicide".

Literally everything about the world is a lie.
 
Jews
 
Gta san andeas bigfoot conspiracy theory myth.
 
That’s a lot of replies boyo
 
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