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So I just turned 19 fairly recently in October (legal age for alcohol here in Ontario, Canada) and my one friend has a girlfriend with a bday 6 days after mine. Even though I didn't do much for my own birthday (friend did not want to go out without GF and she couldn't come since she hadn't turned 19 yet) him and all of his/her friends were going out for her's and he invited me to tag along since my bday had just passed. I thought it could be fun, so I went.
Before the party, we all went to her house for pre-drinks (huge house, the bitch is rich af, made me sick to see how easy she has it in life aside from being a female). Everyone was dressed up in costumes because there was a halloween event at the club. I didn't have a costume so his GF offered to let me choose one of her extra ones from the basement and I ended up wearing some stupid pirate hat and she did some quick pirate makeup on me.
Anyways, we're at the club (girls got in free but guys had to pay $10, fucking bullshit) and our group all splits up. Most of them end up on the dance floor, but the bday girl is high anxiety af and doesn't want to, so she's just hanging out with her BF and he buys them drinks. I decided that since it was (basically) my bday, and I was drunk at a club (and in costume to hopefully hide some of my ugliness) that I would try my luck with some girls. Everyone at this club is making out with strangers and flirting so I thought it was fair game (friend even got hit on by some random girl who asked him to take a photo with him but he ignored her).
Anyways there are definitely more guys than girls at this place but I find a table that has 2 cute girls and 3 guys. They're all dressed in Wizard of Oz character costumes (girls are Dorothy and Lion, guys are Tin Man, Scarecrow, and Wizard). The Tin Man and Dorothy are sitting together and he has his arm around her so I assume they are together but the Lion is sitting next to Dorothy with the other two guys across the table, not paying attention to her so I thought she might be single. I was sitting close to the Tin Man so I thought I'd make conversation with him to hopefully get to the girl. I ask him about their costumes he was cold, and had no idea what they even were (seemed like he was forced to dress up as part of the group but didn't even know the movie) and so his presumable GF (Dorothy) starts explaining to me instead. She was very friendly and we were having good conversation, definitely would have gone for her but she seemed to be with the Tin Man. Anyways I mention to her that the Lion is my favourite and she tell that to her friend (the Lion) who giggles. I think it might be going well since she giggled and Dorothy is being so friendly. Anyways I keep glancing at the Lion over the other two and I think Dorothy noticed and whispered something to her. She right away reaches across the table and grabs the Scarecrows hand. I start to wonder if they are together so I ask the Tin Man and he coldly responds that he doesn't know clearly annoyed (and obviously he knew since the were all wearing matching costumes, I presume that he just didn't hear me and wanted me to leave him alone). I stop staring at the Lion but stay sitting next to the Tin Man. After a little while. the Tin Man gets up to leave. I get excited, thinking that maybe him and Dorothy aren't actually an official thing and move closer to her (thinking I maybe have a shot since she's been so friendly). He right aways puts his arm out between us and guides her out of the booth, staring right at me for a good 30 seconds as if I'm the most pathetic human he's ever seen. At that moment I realized that Dorothy was just playing games with me the whole time, knowing that she would never do anything with me when she had her chadlite BF by her side. They leave to the upstairs area and the rest of the group goes to the dance floor.
I decided to go to the dance floor to and find my friends, I attempt to make conversation with the Lion throughout the night but she seems creeped out by me as if I'm trying to rape her or something (makes sense since she is the Cowardly Lion, she fits the role). Eventually my friend, his GF, and their friends all decide to leave, and I uber home alone while my friend goes home with his GF and the others all go their separate ways. What a way to celebrate my 19th bday, next year I'm staying as far away from people as possible.
TLDR; Went to club with friends for bday. Had a miserable time and got led on, laughed at, and rejected by cute girls. Went home alone.
Before the party, we all went to her house for pre-drinks (huge house, the bitch is rich af, made me sick to see how easy she has it in life aside from being a female). Everyone was dressed up in costumes because there was a halloween event at the club. I didn't have a costume so his GF offered to let me choose one of her extra ones from the basement and I ended up wearing some stupid pirate hat and she did some quick pirate makeup on me.
Anyways, we're at the club (girls got in free but guys had to pay $10, fucking bullshit) and our group all splits up. Most of them end up on the dance floor, but the bday girl is high anxiety af and doesn't want to, so she's just hanging out with her BF and he buys them drinks. I decided that since it was (basically) my bday, and I was drunk at a club (and in costume to hopefully hide some of my ugliness) that I would try my luck with some girls. Everyone at this club is making out with strangers and flirting so I thought it was fair game (friend even got hit on by some random girl who asked him to take a photo with him but he ignored her).
Anyways there are definitely more guys than girls at this place but I find a table that has 2 cute girls and 3 guys. They're all dressed in Wizard of Oz character costumes (girls are Dorothy and Lion, guys are Tin Man, Scarecrow, and Wizard). The Tin Man and Dorothy are sitting together and he has his arm around her so I assume they are together but the Lion is sitting next to Dorothy with the other two guys across the table, not paying attention to her so I thought she might be single. I was sitting close to the Tin Man so I thought I'd make conversation with him to hopefully get to the girl. I ask him about their costumes he was cold, and had no idea what they even were (seemed like he was forced to dress up as part of the group but didn't even know the movie) and so his presumable GF (Dorothy) starts explaining to me instead. She was very friendly and we were having good conversation, definitely would have gone for her but she seemed to be with the Tin Man. Anyways I mention to her that the Lion is my favourite and she tell that to her friend (the Lion) who giggles. I think it might be going well since she giggled and Dorothy is being so friendly. Anyways I keep glancing at the Lion over the other two and I think Dorothy noticed and whispered something to her. She right away reaches across the table and grabs the Scarecrows hand. I start to wonder if they are together so I ask the Tin Man and he coldly responds that he doesn't know clearly annoyed (and obviously he knew since the were all wearing matching costumes, I presume that he just didn't hear me and wanted me to leave him alone). I stop staring at the Lion but stay sitting next to the Tin Man. After a little while. the Tin Man gets up to leave. I get excited, thinking that maybe him and Dorothy aren't actually an official thing and move closer to her (thinking I maybe have a shot since she's been so friendly). He right aways puts his arm out between us and guides her out of the booth, staring right at me for a good 30 seconds as if I'm the most pathetic human he's ever seen. At that moment I realized that Dorothy was just playing games with me the whole time, knowing that she would never do anything with me when she had her chadlite BF by her side. They leave to the upstairs area and the rest of the group goes to the dance floor.
I decided to go to the dance floor to and find my friends, I attempt to make conversation with the Lion throughout the night but she seems creeped out by me as if I'm trying to rape her or something (makes sense since she is the Cowardly Lion, she fits the role). Eventually my friend, his GF, and their friends all decide to leave, and I uber home alone while my friend goes home with his GF and the others all go their separate ways. What a way to celebrate my 19th bday, next year I'm staying as far away from people as possible.
TLDR; Went to club with friends for bday. Had a miserable time and got led on, laughed at, and rejected by cute girls. Went home alone.
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