This is perfectly fine.
Big thanks to my SO for helping me jerk off after I got that vasectomy she told me to get.
My great great grandfather fought in a trench to the sound of deafening artillery fire for several days at a time and charged at a machine gun because he was ordered to. Thanks to his sacrifice I can now sever my ballsack from the rest of my body with a surgery that gives thousands of dollars to a medical company most likely literally run by Jews, potentially rendering me permanently sterile. My great great great grandfather worked fourteen hours a day in a factory making steel sheets on a production line. He had the literacy and numeracy level of a seven year old, worked for as long as he did after leaving primary school so his own children could finish a basic first world-level education, almost had his hands swallowed by metal sheet rollers a few times and probably had a decade and a half shaved off his life due to a lack of safety measures protecting workers from metal fumes in the factory. Thanks to his contribution to society through hard work, the technological progress and material prosperity that occured after him allows me to play with my Nintendo Switch and torrent Rick and Morty free of charge. Nothing matters bro, who cares if I'm childfree? The wife already has two kids of her own we have to deal with, the father is nowhere in sight and we both work hard to take care of them. Thanks for the wifey to helping me jerk off because I am a human ATM whose penis hasn't been touched by any woman unless it was absolutely necessary for her to do so in order to extract resources from me! Whenever I post about my situation incel trolls claim my wife is "cucking" me and that I'm a "soy boy" but to my knowledge I've never been cheated on and I'm more or less what they'd call a Chad so I just downvote, report and move on lol! Did you hear about that Jeff Bezos rocket launch? Wow, SCIENCE in action, makes me proud to work for Amazon. Did you hear about the team of women that helped design the paint job on it? They're fuming over it on r/braincels.
EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
EDIT: RIP my inbox!
