JFL CHURCH: The new mileage resetter for women

[LonelyATM]

Mother advice: Just look for girls in our church.

meanwhile at church: bunch of single mothers looking for a fool to raise another man's child.

CHURCH! The new mileage resetter for women, ENTER AND BE RESET TO ZERO MILEAGE!

"I'm tired of boys, now I want a real man."

 

[cathuluelitist]

Even the younger ones. Most of the girls at the church I attend are compete whores.

 

[Necr0tic]

Mother advice: Just look for girls in our church.

meanwhile at church: bunch of single mothers looking for a fool to raise another man's child.

CHURCH! The new mileage resetter for women, ENTER AND BE RESET TO ZERO MILEAGE!

"I'm tired of boys, now I want a real man."

Dude its legit like those old used car salesman tricks where they tryna tamper with some 200k mile shitbox's mileage lol

 

[Necr0tic]

Even the younger ones. Most of the girls at the church I attend are compete whores.

Theyre Born Again Virgins vrooo i swear!!!!!!

 

[LonelyATM]

Church is a sell out shit show, Used up women should be booted out just other types of sinners like fags but istead priest fuel this whore salvation shit and shill marriage with them non stop.

John 4:16-30​

Jesus answered, “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”

The woman said to him, “Sir, give me this water so that I won’t get thirsty and have to keep coming here to draw water.”

He told her, “Go, call your husband and come back.”

“I have no husband,” she replied.

Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you have no husband. The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.”

Leviticus 21:13-15​

"He shall take a wife in her virginity. A widow, or a divorced woman, or one who is profaned by harlotry, these he may not take; but rather he is to marry a virgin of his own people, so that he will not profane his offspring among his people; for I am the LORD who sanctifies him."

THE BIBLE LITERALLY SAYS NON VIRGIN WOMEN ARE UNFIT FOR MARRIAGE AND JESUS BASICALLY SAID TO THE SAMARITAN WOMEN "you have never truly been anybody's wife and you will never truly be anybody's wife, you are unworthy of the salvation i offer."

 

[retardedzoomer88]

Even the younger ones. Most of the girls at the church I attend are compete whores.

catholic school foids are notorious whores

 

[GmeOvr]

There is no such thing as a mileage resetter for foids

 

[LeFrenchCel]

There is no such thing as a mileage resetter for foids

How dare you disrespect all those strong independent born again virgins looking for a cuck partner to raise their children

 

[romanstock]

Women cannot be Christian etc. they have zero comprehension of anything except their own agenda.

 

[undertaker77]

All the women in my local church are old and elderly.

 

[GmeOvr]

There is no such thing as a mileage resetter for foids

@LeFrenchCel
EDIT: actually there is one, it is called Hymenoplasty (recreating a fake hymen)
They use this a lot in pajeetland so the betabuxx thinks that he got a brand new car, when the body count mileage is actually in the upper 20 range.

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

When people talk of finding girls at church I assume they mean Protestant churches. From my experience being raised Catholic people just go to mass and go home. There isn't much socialising like bible study like what Protestants seem to do.

 

[HATSVNEMIKV]

dude why is it always so true? i tried going to this little church in a new area for the first time the other week, i was reading through the pamphlet that outlines the service, it was all about "protect us from hate" and all that, kinda libby undertone but whatever. i carry too much hate in my heart, maybe this service could help me take a load off.
half way through the sermon i scan the room, all olds, 1 younger chick, she's there with her black toddler. literally what did god mean by this? if he wanted me to hate less, why's he giving me so many excuses? just crazy. a kind of test only god could devise, truly.

 

[subindian]

foids at my church are chadsexual, i go to a church where its mostly white people. there are a lot of chads my age who are volcels cause religion, and almost all the foids of the church only try to talk to them

 

[vic624]

Look at Chuck Norris. Big mouth load Christian who cheated on his wife with Stacy then cheated on her and had a kid out of wedlock. His character on Walker was also anything but humble.