Chances of me getting arrested for using counterfeit money to fuck a prostitute?

[screwthefbi]

I am thinking about using some counterfeit money to fuck a prostitute this month when the massage prostitute offers me full service but only use 80 fake dollars, what would be the chances of me being caught.

 

[Bone Tomahawk]

If u plan on doing that do itreasonably far from where u live the chances are veryminimal .

 

[VainHireling2]

Does it count as theft or rape?

 

[screwthefbi]

Does it count as theft or rape?