NotTheElliot
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Chad:
Spending last moments in a hospital bed (fully insured)
Surrounded by kids, grandkids and wife.
Sunlight streams in through the window
"It's too soon! He will be missed."
He and his family reflect on all the happy moments; the marriage proposal, the honeymoon, the graduation of first child from high school
As he dies, he genuinely feels like he's earned all of this
Loving, glowing obituary about how awesome he was
Yours:
(Hospital staff) "Ugh, another fag came in the other night. He died from an overdose, or whatever. They found him on his couch."
Your body is by itself in a converted broom closet
"Well no one came to claim the body, it's been 3 days. What should we do with it?"
"He wouldn't be able to pay the bill even if he was alive. Just toss him in the dumpster out back."
"May as well. I'm also taking out some used syringes and condoms, I'll just stick it in the same bag."
Someone should draw this scene. I'm not really good at artwork. But yeah, it is accurate.
Spending last moments in a hospital bed (fully insured)
Surrounded by kids, grandkids and wife.
Sunlight streams in through the window
"It's too soon! He will be missed."
He and his family reflect on all the happy moments; the marriage proposal, the honeymoon, the graduation of first child from high school
As he dies, he genuinely feels like he's earned all of this
Loving, glowing obituary about how awesome he was
Yours:
(Hospital staff) "Ugh, another fag came in the other night. He died from an overdose, or whatever. They found him on his couch."
Your body is by itself in a converted broom closet
"Well no one came to claim the body, it's been 3 days. What should we do with it?"
"He wouldn't be able to pay the bill even if he was alive. Just toss him in the dumpster out back."
"May as well. I'm also taking out some used syringes and condoms, I'll just stick it in the same bag."
Someone should draw this scene. I'm not really good at artwork. But yeah, it is accurate.