My friend, lets call him fabio. Is hispanic chad who is also a christcuck.
I went to the beach with him and he tried to teach me how to talk to girls.
We walk up to this group of foids sitting under an umbrella and they start worshipping him.
They tell him that he's the most interesting guy they've ever met and that they want to be his friend.
Meanwhile Im sitting next to him and they are paying no attention to me.
He even says they look like whores and then they start admiring him even more.
Fabio: "wait, I just called you a whore and you still like me?"
Blond stacy: "Yeah cuz you are so interesting and based, we don't mind"
her friends: "yeah we don't care"
It was a hot canadian blonde and 2 brunettes.
Then we keep walking along the beach and he starts chatting up this latina girl with huge tits.
When we start walking away she says "my name is maria orgy"
so fabio says "so you're sexually active?"
and then she says "Yes, I love it." and pulls out a joint and asks him if he wants to smoke with her.
fabio declines so I offer and she says "nooo soddy" in a spanish accent.
Me: "Fabio what the fuck man! what are you gay?"
Fabio: "I'm saving it for the right girl, Im just trying to show you how easy it is"
I went to the beach with him and he tried to teach me how to talk to girls.
We walk up to this group of foids sitting under an umbrella and they start worshipping him.
They tell him that he's the most interesting guy they've ever met and that they want to be his friend.
Meanwhile Im sitting next to him and they are paying no attention to me.
He even says they look like whores and then they start admiring him even more.
Fabio: "wait, I just called you a whore and you still like me?"
Blond stacy: "Yeah cuz you are so interesting and based, we don't mind"
her friends: "yeah we don't care"
It was a hot canadian blonde and 2 brunettes.
Then we keep walking along the beach and he starts chatting up this latina girl with huge tits.
When we start walking away she says "my name is maria orgy"
so fabio says "so you're sexually active?"
and then she says "Yes, I love it." and pulls out a joint and asks him if he wants to smoke with her.
fabio declines so I offer and she says "nooo soddy" in a spanish accent.
Me: "Fabio what the fuck man! what are you gay?"
Fabio: "I'm saving it for the right girl, Im just trying to show you how easy it is"
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