Chad Funeral Director gets rejected

[maynarde]

Personality doesn't matter.

But a creepy job does

Milwaukee story, a 6ft 3 blonde Chad asked out his hair stylist

During date she thought he only ran the funeral

He confessed he is the embalmer

She excused to restroom and left

Chad told radio station he feels discriminated against

Radio station is now trying to set him up with another embalmer

 

[Void]

"your job doesn't make who you are" - every normfuck coper ever.

 

[Ritalincel]

Imagine how much deceased pussy he gets to "embalm"

 

[Deleted member 1252]

He can’t have been chad then. Maybe chadlite.

 

[maynarde]

Imagine how much deceased pussy he gets to "embalm"

Diseased or deceased?

Chad embalmer needs to become a taxidermist

Or describe his job as a medical tech

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I suppose he could always dig somebody up.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

its over. then again I knew this dude in his 50s who used to fuck around on his wife with young prostitutes who was a funeral director. I dunno, man.

 

[Ritalincel]

he could always dig somebody up

 

[NEETAndTidy]

One girl turns down Chad and its a goddamn news story.

Billions of foids deny incels and were a living breathing joke.

 

[this is hell]

"your job doesn't make who you are" - every normfuck coper ever.

Normies who say that are retarded. What you do for a living is a huge part of your identity.

 

[Ihatereddit]

Just don't be embalmer theory

 

[Ritalincel]

"your job doesn't make who you are" - every normfuck coper ever.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Reminds me of that funeral director from everybody hates Chris that would fuck all the widows

 

[maynarde]

Imagine embalming for a living.

On some old geezer maybe

But a tragic dead young college girl

You'd have to be insane