[LifeFuel] celebrate valentine day the supreme way

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Drink Coffee in morning, helps you stay alert and relaxed for whats to come.
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Orange juice offers a relaxing and clear way to refresh your mind. Great cope and full of vitamins.
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And whats better than drinking a latte in your car in the sunlignt?

For bonus points, listen to 80s music
 
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I remember in High School I used to buy chocolate for valentines day "for a date/gf" but I would just eat it at home by myself. It sounds lame looking back tbh I probably came off as desperate to not look like a loser.

Now I usually just go about my day normally and cope by playing videogames.
 

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Latte in your car in the sunlight is cope of the gods.
It's a god given cope from the almighty one. Many saints practice this cope. Just don't overdose on too much sugar or one may have to go to the ER (Emergency Room)
 

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We all know one certain saint who became famous last Valentine’s Day.
 

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AnothER high quality post by AsiaCel tbh.
Maybe buy some sunglasses to look extra fabulous.
 

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I wonder what the average cuck spends on his gf on Valentine’s Day :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelskek:
 

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jump in your dark bmw and drive to starbucks,take a vanilla latte and go to beach
 

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jump in your dark bmw and drive to starbucks,take a vanilla latte and go to beach
>be saint
>Morning
>Annoying isla vista kids partying outside
>eats breakfast
>ffs annoying couples
>goes to the supermarket
>buy orange juice and fills into supersoaker
>sprays em
>drives home
>hears sister being screwed by chad
>fuuuck
>damn your ricecel roommates
>fuck this world buddy boyo
>writes a manifesto
>go hero

This is what I imagine of ERs life
yes I know it's not from the manifesto[/img]
 

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Beta billy gets a chance for star fish sex after spending thousands on his gf, who is already fucking other guys on the side:feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsgah::feelsahh::feelsahh::feelsahh::feelsahh::feelsahh:
 

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Better start writing my manifesto now, only two days and I'm a slow typer.
 

Mainländer

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Valentine's day takes place on a different day here. I don't even know when tbh.
 

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Steven Kazmierczak did his shooting on 14 February 2008.
Nikolas Cruz did his shooting on 14 February 2018.

It's not like the only Valentine's Day massacre was during Prohibition in the United States.
 

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