THE TRUE SIGMA
Santa is a pagan neckbeard fagot
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- Joined
- Oct 14, 2020
- Posts
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DOGS:
> cheats on you with your gf
> cucks you
> too retarded to walk on its own
> needs to be kept on a leash
> went from based wolves to cucked breeds
> withers away and dies when the owner dies
> unathletic
> dirty
CATS:
> cool
> does front flips and very athletic
> goes er on mice
> neetmaxxers
> goes outside by itself
> clean
> self-sufficient, but still takes advantage of free handouts
> will eat its owner when the owner dies, thus absorbing the owners soul + based survival instinct
> cheats on you with your gf
> cucks you
> too retarded to walk on its own
> needs to be kept on a leash
> went from based wolves to cucked breeds
> withers away and dies when the owner dies
> unathletic
> dirty
CATS:
> cool
> does front flips and very athletic
> goes er on mice
> neetmaxxers
> goes outside by itself
> clean
> self-sufficient, but still takes advantage of free handouts
> will eat its owner when the owner dies, thus absorbing the owners soul + based survival instinct