that fucking giraffe in animal crossing new leaf wants to charge me 300,000 bells for a piece of shit couch are you fuckin serious i could take my poor ass downstairs right now and buy a cooler looking couch from that tiny orphan raccoon for 2k bells do you know how much insect and fish blood i had to spill at that fucking island to get anywhere close to 30k bells. and u think im going to dishonor their sacrifice by shelling that money out for your shitty price-gouged couch. fuck off you long neck bitch we better have the option in AC for Switch to destroy capitalism or else the sacrifices i made as mayor are all for naught and i will take my scorn for the corrupt economy to my cheap orange-shaped deathbed on the top floor of my debt infested house, and as i lie delirious and dying, my last thoughts will be how rover really had his foot in my ass for making me take his fucking job so he could keep hitchhiking