It's Over Bruh imagine waking up everyday with a dick smalller than it was when you were 16.

[Incelius Savage]

Couldnt be me.

@The Grinch

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

meme incident

 

[Animecel2D]

What, you don’t get morning wood anymore?

 

[Incelius Savage]

What, you don’t get morning wood anymore?

Hell yeah dude im stiff as a board every morning i practically have to walk back 5 feet just to get the piss to hit the toilet bowl.

 

[Animecel2D]

Hell yeah dude im stiff as a board every morning i practically have to walk back 5 feet just to get the piss to hit the toilet bowl.

Relatable, it’s so annoying trying to take a piss in the morning when you’re hard and it’s not going away

 

[Mellatt]

Relatable, it’s so annoying trying to take a piss in the morning when you’re hard and it’s not going away

Yeah, I usually just walk around and hope it goes away.

 

[CurryLMAO]

meme incident

 

[Sexless incel]

At least I can fap without crying out in pain

 

[Sexless incel]

i practically have to walk back 5 feet just to get the piss to hit the toilet bowl.

I accidentally piss on the ground when trying to puss with a boner.

 

[Incelius Savage]

I accidentally piss on the ground when trying to puss with a boner.

Ew you got foreskin

 

[Sexless incel]

Ew you got foreskin

No, i have a jewish cock

 

[Incelius Savage]

No, i have a jewish cock

Then how does it spray awkwardly sweetie?

 

[Sexless incel]

Then how does it spray awkwardly sweetie?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Imagine having a dick smaller than most teens

 

[mogger]

Hell yeah dude im stiff as a board every morning i practically have to walk back 5 feet just to get the piss to hit the toilet bowl.

Runmaxx

 

[My Name Jeff]

Who checks anyways?

 

[Incelius Savage]

Relatable, it’s so annoying trying to take a piss in the morning when you’re hard and it’s not going away

I accidentally piss on the ground when trying to puss with a boner.

Runmaxx

All of you legit forgot i barely get boners. I never have to stand back while peeing cuz my stream is weak af. Plus my penis is smaller now then it was when i was 16 (6 inches)

 

[Incelius Savage]

What, you don’t get morning wood anymore?

Rarely ever

 

[Incelius Savage]

Rarely ever

I did this morning though but i never get rock hards just semis

 

[Sexless incel]

All of you legit forgot i barely get boners. I never have to stand back while peeing cuz my stream is weak af. Plus my penis is smaller now then it was when i was 16 (6 inches)

 

[Incelius Savage]

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My penis used to feel like it was breaking when i stood over with 1 hand on the wall holding it down over the toilet back in my hormone days.