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Serious Brocels I need help

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Brocels, I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Long story short, I'm a 20 KHHV. I finally found a whore that is willing to fuck me for R500( $26.90). I tried weighing the pros and cons but I am lost.

Pros
- Lose my virginity
- Have my primal instinct satiated
- I probably will feel good about

Cons
- I wasted a money
- Might catch a STD(condoms are known to fail)
- Might get robbed.
- I might feel shitty afterwards.
- I might feel pathetic because I couldn't get a foid to willingly open her legs for me

I would like to know how it went for my fellow escortmaxxers, the first time they escortmaxxed. Any tips(If I end up going through with it)
 
Brocels, I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Long story short, I'm a 20 KHHV. I finally found a whore that is willing to fuck me for R500( $26.90). I tried weighing the pros and cons but I am lost.

Pros
- Lose my virginity
- Have my primal instinct satiated
- I probably will feel good about

Cons
- I wasted a money
- Might catch a STD(condoms are known to fail)
- Might get robbed.
- I might feel shitty afterwards.
- I might feel pathetic because I couldn't get a foid to willingly open her legs for me

I would like to know how it went for my fellow escortmaxxers, the first time they escortmaxxed. Any tips(If I end up going through with it)
Leave incels.is and fuck her, I doubth i will ever touch pussy in a lifetime
 
thats really cheap what woukd you rate the toilet?
 
awesome post gray
 
thats really cheap what woukd you rate the toilet?
I called her and she gave me her address but on the website she didn't post her face. Her body is a 8/10 though :feelshaha:
 
Pretty cheap
I’d say do it if you are really desperate either way you will pay for it even if you get a gf
Thanks. Do you escortmaxx?
 
How? Everything is a sting operation nowadays
Is is illegal in your country? Or have you not taken your medication brocel?
 
I'm guessing from your username you're from South Africa? Dude you're insane. It's one of the few countries in the world where women have higher HIV rates than faggots. If she's fucking you for twenty dollars imagine what she's done with other niggas! She DOES have an STD, it's not a maybe its a straight yes. And statistically it's HIV minimum (not counting the other shit like Chlamydia and herpes which you can get even with a condom).

Please look at these statistics. Your country is a world leader in HIV. It AIDSmogs the rest of Africa.

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Your women are POZZED beyond belief. FOUR OUT OF FIVE HIV PATIENTS IN YOUR AGE GROUP ARE WOMEN.

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So make your choice. Do you want to, at age 20, expose yourself to the human immunodeficiency virus? Do you want to buy HIV for $20?
 
Don't do it. You'll lose your soul

When you have sex, you give that person part of your soul
 
I'm guessing from your username you're from South Africa? Dude you're insane. It's one of the few countries in the world where women have higher HIV rates than faggots. If she's fucking you for twenty dollars imagine what she's done with other niggas! She DOES have an STD, it's not a maybe its a straight yes. And statistically it's HIV minimum (not counting the other shit like Chlamydia and herpes which you can get even with a condom).

Please look at these statistics. Your country is a world leader in HIV. It AIDSmogs the rest of Africa.

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Your women are POZZED beyond belief. FOUR OUT OF FIVE HIV PATIENTS IN YOUR AGE GROUP ARE WOMEN.

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So make your choice. Do you want to, at age 20, expose yourself to the human immunodeficiency virus? Do you want to buy HIV for $20?
I have definetly taken that into consideration. I will buy premium condoms and everything. I understand the consequences but SEX :ahegao:. I think I will stop fapping if I have sex.

I know AIDS runs rampant in my country but It is because condoms/protection is non-existent. I will be taking the proper measures to protect myself. I will not ask for a blowjob, only vaginal sex. I think I would be safe.

The thing that stresses me that on average 3% of condoms fail. So with my luck, I could be as cautious as possible and still end up with AIDs
 
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Not worth it.
 
Brocels, I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Long story short, I'm a 20 KHHV. I finally found a whore that is willing to fuck me for R500( $26.90). I tried weighing the pros and cons but I am lost.

Pros
- Lose my virginity
- Have my primal instinct satiated
- I probably will feel good about

Cons
- I wasted a money
- Might catch a STD(condoms are known to fail)
- Might get robbed.
- I might feel shitty afterwards.
- I might feel pathetic because I couldn't get a foid to willingly open her legs for me

I would like to know how it went for my fellow escortmaxxers, the first time they escortmaxxed. Any tips(If I end up going through with it)
A whore for 26 dollars is a train. You're definitely going to get std :feelshaha:
 
A whore for 26 dollars is a train. You're definitely going to get std :feelshaha:
There is a lot of poverty in this nigger country of mine. It's is actually a lot of money. You could buy 5 medium bigmacs with that kind of money :feelshaha:
 
I have definetly taken that into consideration. I will buy premium condoms and everything. I understand the consequences but SEX :ahegao:. I think I will stop fapping if I have sex.

I know AIDS runs rampant in my country but It is because condoms/protection is non-existent. I will be taking the proper measures to protect myself. I will not ask for a blowjob, only vaginal sex. I think I would be safe.

The thing that stresses me that on average 3% of condoms fail. So with my luck, I could be as cautious as possible and still end up with AIDs
If you're going to do it at least take PReP. It's normally for faggots, but you might need it. It won't help you with other STDs though, and neither will condoms.

 
Brocels, I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Long story short, I'm a 20 KHHV. I finally found a whore that is willing to fuck me for R500( $26.90). I tried weighing the pros and cons but I am lost.

Pros
- Lose my virginity
- Have my primal instinct satiated
- I probably will feel good about

Cons
- I wasted a money
- Might catch a STD(condoms are known to fail)
- Might get robbed.
- I might feel shitty afterwards.
- I might feel pathetic because I couldn't get a foid to willingly open her legs for me

I would like to know how it went for my fellow escortmaxxers, the first time they escortmaxxed. Any tips(If I end up going through with it)
why don't you get a higher class escort?
 
isn't the probability of getting HIV even without condom in normal coitus 1% at most?
 
You could buy 5 medium bigmacs with that kind of money
How many sizes of Big Macs there are?

If sex would cost only 5 Big Macs where I live, I would consider it. But it costs 250-300 euros per hour. and Big Mac costs around 5 euros? Maybe 6 or even 7 euros now, I don't know, inflation is terrible in Europe at the moment. 5 Big Macs for sex is not that expensive.
 
Do it.

1) You can get STDs from any foids, not just professionals so...
2) It's cheap. Doesn't matter if you're poor, consider it a discounted therapy.
3) You can always stab her and run without paying her.
4) You can get in trouble anytime in life, do what is usefull/what you like then
 
Do it.

1) You can get STDs from any foids, not just professionals so...
2) It's cheap. Doesn't matter if you're poor, consider it a discounted therapy.
3) You can always stab her and run without paying her.
4) You can get in trouble anytime in life, do what is usefull/what you like then
Based, thanks brocel I'm actually gonna meet her in 5 and a half hours. I already booked. I think I will update this thread, telling my brocels, how it went. Hopefully I already went to the whore's house, just to do some recon and make sure I don't get robbed or even worse, get my organ stolen. With my incel luck anything could happen
 
dont be a khhv like me once you taste pussy you will never think about this forums again
 
How many sizes of Big Macs there are?

If sex would cost only 5 Big Macs where I live, I would consider it. But it costs 250-300 euros per hour. and Big Mac costs around 5 euros? Maybe 6 or even 7 euros now, I don't know, inflation is terrible in Europe at the moment. 5 Big Macs for sex is not that expensive.
Thats crazy with 250 euros in my country I could buy a brand new ps4 and still have change left over. Sorry to my EUcels. The escort I'm buying cost 25.66 euros(If I convert my currency to your currency). Stay strong brocel gotta moneymaxx
 
dont be a khhv like me once you taste pussy you will never think about this forums again
Hopefully I won't. DId you escortmaxx and if so why are you still on the forum?
 
If you start having sex on a regular basis maybe, but I doubt having sex once is gonna make you stop fapping entirely.
This is true. OP needs to stop thinking with his dick
 
How much time do you get for R500? One ejaculation or 30 minutes time limit or what?
1 Hour. So I think Unlimited Ejaculations. But being a KHHV I think I could potentially get 3 nuts in(Hopefully).
 
Thats crazy with 250 euros in my country I could buy a brand new ps4 and still have change left over. Sorry to my EUcels. The escort I'm buying cost 25.66 euros(If I convert my currency to your currency). Stay strong brocel gotta moneymaxx
brand new ps4 500 GB (not the pro model) costs 350 euros.

absolute cheapest sex can be had for 100 euros (30 minutes max. or one ejaculation). Big Mac price about 5 euros. so 20 Bic Macs. 5 Bic Mac equivalent price for pussy is very affordable. not like that at all in Europe.
 
I escortcelled in 2018. The experience was so traumatic I never bothered to repeat it
If you don't mind me asking brocels what happened? Did they steal your kidneys, did you get robbed?
 
If you don't mind me asking brocels what happened? Did they steal your kidneys, did you get robbed?
Went into a whores apartment and got laughed out on the way out. Not to mention I wasn’t able to get hard despite being young as duck
 
brand new ps4 500 GB (not the pro model) costs 350 euros.

absolute cheapest sex can be had for 100 euros (30 minutes max. or one ejaculation). Big Mac price about 5 euros. so 20 Bic Macs. 5 Bic Mac equivalent price for pussy is very affordable. not like that at all in Europe.
Have you considered rape(in GTA 5). Or are you doomed to a life of wizardhood?
 
Went into a whores apartment and got laughed out on the way out. Not to mention I wasn’t able to get hard despite being young as duck
Brootal. I think I would've roped. You are very strong brocel. :D
 
Have you considered rape(in GTA 5). Or are you doomed to a life of wizardhood?
rape is much, much more expensive than escort sex. you get years in prison for one rape and lose all income, home, future prospects... i know in South Africa raping is a normal thing and not a serious crime?
 
Well it could go either way. Some guys who did it said they wish they did it sooner. And some guys just felt sad after doing it.
 

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