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Story [Brag] I almost ascended last summer.

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Deleted member 16624

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Was gonna work in a morgue and fuck the corpses.But no.My dad didn't let me.
"You're sick einon"
No man.I just wanted a qt gf.
Fate is a cute mistress.:feelsbadman:
 
Wouldn't have counted as ascension anyway you perv
 
I'm sure you could dig somebody up.
 
You have a dream job.
 
Real ascension does not exist
 
sound like a larp.
I can't believe you talk to your dad about wanting to fuck a corpse...
 
sound like a larp.
I can't believe you talk to your dad about wanting to fuck a corpse...
Just lol.I never told him I was gonna fuck the corpses,I just told him I was gonna work in a morgue.

(but I think I did make a fucking corpses joke)
 
volcel if u wouldnt, tbh
 
JFL! There are pics on bestgore of where somebody has stuck their dick in the anus/vaginas/mouths of dead foids in some morgue
i lolled when i saw them
 
Z20909978IHPiotr Bocian grabarz z cmentarza na poznanskiej Nowinie
found OPs picture look how happy he is that soon he could fuck stacey's lifeless body
 
Sounds too good to pass up tbh
 

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