Serious Why it is so hard to kill yourself without a gun

[Liu KANG]

When I was 20 I started to realise no one will ever love me, I will never have a gf, sex, a good job, a good life, my parents hated me and I started having problems with my teeth so I just wanted to end it.

First attempt, 2nd July 2018 in the forest: Helium bag, didn’t work, maybe because jews are putting some oxygen in it or some leaks idk. I thought, suicide is going to be easier and I started panicking and cutting my arms with knife. Couldn't cut deep enough and after a few minutes I realised I made a big mistake, because everyone now could see what I did. I was masking it with my mom's makeup for a few weeks.

Second attempt, end of July 2018 at home: Helium different brand, hyperventilating and took a few helium breaths in the bath and then put my head underwater, it was taking so long, maybe even 3-4 minutes and I got bored. Without helium I can only hold my breath for 30 seconds. Don't know what the fuck happened.

Third attempt, 3rd September 2018 in the forest:
Tried partial hanging multiple times (it worked partially haha) I passed out, but I always woke up standing somehow.
I had some very bad backup methods
Potassium chloride with lidocaine: I tried, but couldn't do that.
Caffeine: took 10g and threw everything up.
I wanted to die so much, I didn't know what to do. Then I started pouring whiskey in my ass, but I pussied out. It was getting dark so I tried to fall asleep, but I was shaking so much from the caffeine I couldn't. It started raining. I was wet, cold and wanted to die even more. Unfortunately it was the end of summer and I didn't die from hypothermia.

I went home the next day, told my mom I was at friend's house.
Never told my family or friends about these attempts.

Some methods were dumb I know, but you can't even imagine how I felt when I couldn't even fucking kill myself.

Exit bag is the best option. I’m gonna get a job and pay for 1

 

[Michael15651]

Even with one you risk being paralyzed and living

 

[Adolf Kitler]

For me sui#### is pretty cucked tbh. It's doing what normies want we do

LDAR is more based

Either you die or continue wageslaving to this society. Both ways are cucked

 

[Chang.Beijing]

When I was 20 I started to realise no one will ever love me, I will never have a gf, sex, a good job, a good life, my parents hated me and I started having problems with my teeth so I just wanted to end it.

First attempt, 2nd July 2018 in the forest: Helium bag, didn’t work, maybe because jews are putting some oxygen in it or some leaks idk. I thought, suicide is going to be easier and I started panicking and cutting my arms with knife. Couldn't cut deep enough and after a few minutes I realised I made a big mistake, because everyone now could see what I did. I was masking it with my mom's makeup for a few weeks.

Second attempt, end of July 2018 at home: Helium different brand, hyperventilating and took a few helium breaths in the bath and then put my head underwater, it was taking so long, maybe even 3-4 minutes and I got bored. Without helium I can only hold my breath for 30 seconds. Don't know what the fuck happened.

Third attempt, 3rd September 2018 in the forest:
Tried partial hanging multiple times (it worked partially haha) I passed out, but I always woke up standing somehow.
I had some very bad backup methods
Potassium chloride with lidocaine: I tried, but couldn't do that.
Caffeine: took 10g and threw everything up.
I wanted to die so much, I didn't know what to do. Then I started pouring whiskey in my ass, but I pussied out. It was getting dark so I tried to fall asleep, but I was shaking so much from the caffeine I couldn't. It started raining. I was wet, cold and wanted to die even more. Unfortunately it was the end of summer and I didn't die from hypothermia.

I went home the next day, told my mom I was at friend's house.
Never told my family or friends about these attempts.

Some methods were dumb I know, but you can't even imagine how I felt when I couldn't even fucking kill myself.

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Refer to my signature. If you put the gun right under your chin and aim upwards, you’ll only destroy non-lethal areas like the mouth, nose, eyes, frontal lobe (instant lobotomy) etc. This is why you aim for the back of your skull as pictured, to hit vital areas of the brain.

How about like that fag shuab he aimed a shotgun at his forehead it was an instant deathi mean it had to be

 

[Nate Dogg]

der juden want you paying taxes

 

[Biowaste Removal]

It's not hard to kill yourself, it's just that 99.9% of "suicidal" folks don't have the balls to do so. Ancient warlords across the world and japanese samurai, when they were cornered or dishonored, would literally take a rusty knife and disembowel themselves while their organs were still running

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Roping is actually a bad way to go since even though you blackout immediately it still takes 30 minutes for you to actually die and if somebody "saves" you, you become a veggie for the rest of your life

 

[RossProofArch]

shotgun to the head > loop roping

 

[anticel]

When I was 20 I started to realise no one will ever love me, I will never have a gf, sex, a good job, a good life, my parents hated me and I started having problems with my teeth so I just wanted to end it.

First attempt, 2nd July 2018 in the forest: Helium bag, didn’t work, maybe because jews are putting some oxygen in it or some leaks idk. I thought, suicide is going to be easier and I started panicking and cutting my arms with knife. Couldn't cut deep enough and after a few minutes I realised I made a big mistake, because everyone now could see what I did. I was masking it with my mom's makeup for a few weeks.

Second attempt, end of July 2018 at home: Helium different brand, hyperventilating and took a few helium breaths in the bath and then put my head underwater, it was taking so long, maybe even 3-4 minutes and I got bored. Without helium I can only hold my breath for 30 seconds. Don't know what the fuck happened.

Third attempt, 3rd September 2018 in the forest:
Tried partial hanging multiple times (it worked partially haha) I passed out, but I always woke up standing somehow.
I had some very bad backup methods
Potassium chloride with lidocaine: I tried, but couldn't do that.
Caffeine: took 10g and threw everything up.
I wanted to die so much, I didn't know what to do. Then I started pouring whiskey in my ass, but I pussied out. It was getting dark so I tried to fall asleep, but I was shaking so much from the caffeine I couldn't. It started raining. I was wet, cold and wanted to die even more. Unfortunately it was the end of summer and I didn't die from hypothermia.

I went home the next day, told my mom I was at friend's house.
Never told my family or friends about these attempts.

Some methods were dumb I know, but you can't even imagine how I felt when I couldn't even fucking kill myself.

Because it's mostly painful and takes longer, bullet ends you right there on the spot.

 

[suicidecase]

Then I started pouring whiskey in my ass,

WTF lol.

Hanging is the simplest and most painless way, without a gun. Or Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Just light up a BBQ in an enclosed space (like a tent) and you'll lose consciousness, and likely die. I can't remember whether it's the Carbon Monoxide, or another toxin, which kills you. Or jumping from a great height (if you have the stomach for that, I don't).

But suicide is pointless, unless you have a terminal illness or chronic pain. I'm suicidal every day, and have been for ~12 years now, but I won't do it until I'm old. It's irrational. You only get one life, after that there's nothing, forever. Just live for small pleasures and whatever the fuck you want, and don't care whatever other people say or think.

 

[Massimo The Lonecel]

WTF lol.

Hanging is the simplest and most painless way, without a gun. Or Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Just light up a BBQ in an enclosed space (like a tent) and you'll lose consciousness, and likely die. I can't remember whether it's the Carbon Monoxide, or another toxin, which kills you. Or jumping from a great height (if you have the stomach for that, I don't).

But suicide is pointless, unless you have a terminal illness or chronic pain. I'm suicidal every day, and have been for ~12 years now, but I won't do it until I'm old. It's irrational. You only get one life, after that there's nothing, forever. Just live for small pleasures and whatever the fuck you want, and don't care whatever other people say or think.

You say that there's nothing when we did because you want that to be true.

 

[suicidecase]

You say that there's nothing when we did because you want that to be true.

Why would I want it to be true? I say it because is is true.

 

[Grodd]

Jump infront of a train

 

[dead.ahead]

it’s hard to kill yourself without a gun because your brain has a self-preservation problem instinct that works independently of your consciousness. Unless you are in a state of deep shock, grief or feeling like there is no way out, you’ll always pussy out. I wont tell you how to kys, my conscience is heavy enough already, but generally speaking gun is risky, shotgun isn’t but they’ll have to pick your brains up across the entirety of your bedroom walls.

 

[Emba]

"God has plans for you "

"Just pour whisky up you're ass bro."

The real head shaker for me is....

How do you pour things "up?" Most poured things can only go down.... Like rain. It doesn't fall, "up!"

 

[Emba]

I would jump off at least a ten story building or the equivalent of cliff.

 

[PrototypeCel]

When I was 20 I started to realise no one will ever love me, I will never have a gf, sex, a good job, a good life, my parents hated me and I started having problems with my teeth so I just wanted to end it.

First attempt, 2nd July 2018 in the forest: Helium bag, didn’t work, maybe because jews are putting some oxygen in it or some leaks idk. I thought, suicide is going to be easier and I started panicking and cutting my arms with knife. Couldn't cut deep enough and after a few minutes I realised I made a big mistake, because everyone now could see what I did. I was masking it with my mom's makeup for a few weeks.

Second attempt, end of July 2018 at home: Helium different brand, hyperventilating and took a few helium breaths in the bath and then put my head underwater, it was taking so long, maybe even 3-4 minutes and I got bored. Without helium I can only hold my breath for 30 seconds. Don't know what the fuck happened.

Third attempt, 3rd September 2018 in the forest:
Tried partial hanging multiple times (it worked partially haha) I passed out, but I always woke up standing somehow.
I had some very bad backup methods
Potassium chloride with lidocaine: I tried, but couldn't do that.
Caffeine: took 10g and threw everything up.
I wanted to die so much, I didn't know what to do. Then I started pouring whiskey in my ass, but I pussied out. It was getting dark so I tried to fall asleep, but I was shaking so much from the caffeine I couldn't. It started raining. I was wet, cold and wanted to die even more. Unfortunately it was the end of summer and I didn't die from hypothermia.

I went home the next day, told my mom I was at friend's house.
Never told my family or friends about these attempts.

Some methods were dumb I know, but you can't even imagine how I felt when I couldn't even fucking kill myself.

i was about to try in a forest but people were there
i had just quit my job and was about to actually go through with it

 

[hopeless_cel]

Incel luck

 

[NoNiggerNovember]

Then I started pouring whiskey in my ass

Ok ik this is supposed to be a more serious post but why tf did you do this?

 

[silversurfer]

Ok ik this is supposed to be a more serious post but why tf did you do this?

Your body is absorbing alcohol faster through intestines (it's instantly in your bloodstream), many people died from it

 

[NoNiggerNovember]

Your body is absorbing alcohol faster through intestines (it's instantly in your bloodstream), many people died from it

Ohh ok

 

[copemaxx9002]

"God has plans for you "

 

[copemaxx9002]

Even with one you risk being paralyzed and living

 

[PunishedNEETcel]

Caffeine: took 10g and threw everything up.

With all due respect, you are a retard

 

[AsiaCel]

Suicide is cucked

 

[samsunaq]

I wouldnt do any attempts besides shotgun to head with either buckshot or slug since it erases brain completely. You can even survive from a point blank 9mm

 

[The Abyss]

Trains never miss tbf.