Bought the new Zelda game...

[Nordicel94]

I've been playing Zelda games since 2001 on my Game Boy Color. I rarely game but for coping I thought I'd buy the new Zelda Game for my Switch. Turns out you don't play as the male hero Link, but as the fucking foid princess and she has to save him Even the Japanese are cucked.

 

[Den66kj]

Consoomer detected

 

[lowz1r]

botw mogs

 

[Starfish]

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Sounds cucked asf

 

[Fat Link]

It’s Aounuma dog slop.

What do you expect?

Nintendo never should have hired that no talent asshole to begin with.

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

You should've expected it tbh since it's a modern game

 

[PunishedNEETcel]

Did you not look into the game at all before buying it? All the cover art and promotional materials make it pretty clear that you play as Zelda, and the whole internet talked about it for like an entire week

never began for blind and deaf-cels

 

[fukurou]

zelda games are too grindy, they feel like a job

 

[Stupid Clown]

It’s Aounuma dog slop.

What do you expect?

Nintendo never should have hired that no talent asshole to begin with.

 

[Stupid Clown]

zelda games are too grindy, they feel like a job

Which ones

 

[Grodd]

Inceldom Discussed​

 

[Nordicel94]

Did you not look into the game at all before buying it? All the cover art and promotional materials make it pretty clear that you play as Zelda, and the whole internet talked about it for like an entire week

never began for blind and deaf-cels

I didn't look too far into it, I just assumed you would be able to choose which one to play as.

I see a Zelda game, I buy it. Link's awakening is my favourite.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

@Fat Link thots?

 

[Enigmaz]

Return it. Don't let the Jews and chinks take advantage of your wallet.

 

[lowz1r]

Did you not look into the game at all before buying it? All the cover art and promotional materials make it pretty clear that you play as Zelda, and the whole internet talked about it for like an entire week

never began for blind and deaf-cels

 

[Big.Black.Belgrade]

>Buy spinoff with a girl clearly on the boxart
>its about a girl

 

[Riinku]

Waiting for torrent then deleting it after playing for just a few hours

 

[Regenerator]

Did you not look into the game at all before buying it? All the cover art and promotional materials make it pretty clear that you play as Zelda, and the whole internet talked about it for like an entire week

never began for blind and deaf-cels

 

[Regenerator]

 

[starystulejarz]

What a consumer goy cattle lmao that's how i see average Tendy. Why would you buy a game without looking at the trailers, gameplays, reviews or even box art?

Does this looks like a Link to you? Maybe if he wears a wig and crossdress (that he already does like a faggot in botw).

 

[starystulejarz]

Waiting for torrent then deleting it after playing for just a few hours

it's already on repack websites also with ryujinx emulator so you don't even need to own Nintendy snitch

 

[Sheogorath]

I would buy this game to hear all the cute moans Zelda makes when she is hurt or dies

 

[Garbage Life]

I've been playing Zelda games since 2001 on my Game Boy Color. I rarely game but for coping I thought I'd buy the new Zelda Game for my Switch. Turns out you don't play as the male hero Link, but as the fucking foid princess and she has to save him Even the Japanese are cucked.

Did.. you not see the trailer or any gameplay before buying?

 

[Sigma]

never began for zombie-brained consumercels

 

[Exhunter45]

I've been playing Zelda games since 2001 on my Game Boy Color. I rarely game but for coping I thought I'd buy the new Zelda Game for my Switch. Turns out you don't play as the male hero Link, but as the fucking foid princess and she has to save him Even the Japanese are cucked.

My dude everyone knows that did you even see the trailer and didnt you just buy tears of the kingdom

 

[Linesnap99]

Consoomer detected

peak consoomer

 

[Linesnap99]

Sounds cucked asf

what soy does to a mofo

 

[Chudpreet]

Consoomer detected

If he really was one he would've already known about this, since it was revealed in Nintendo Directs and shit months ago

 

[Riinku]

I would buy this game to hear all the cute moans Zelda makes when she is hurt or dies

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV-Nexfv1Pc

 

[Sheogorath]

excellent, I love compilations like this, hearthstone has amazing ones

 

[Big.Black.Belgrade]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV-Nexfv1Pc

 

[Riinku]

excellent, I love compilations like this, hearthstone has amazing ones

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PtAtyIreLY

 

[thespanishcel]

Didn't you read the game description before buying it ?

 

[bruhwtf]

jfl rtard like have you even considered watching the trailer before buying?

 

[Riinku]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_DX9YAX4h4

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

jfl rtard like have you even considered watching the trailer before buying?

 

[Therapywasawaste]

Sorry for your loss.

 

[JucheApologist]

Consoomer detected

 

[Riinku]

Zelda logic. Bitch can literally lift an armored Darknut... but not this rock.

 

[Nordicel94]

The game is actually good cope, I'm hooked

 

[Riinku]

The game is actually good cope, I'm hooked

Tbf, it's not as good as the older titles but still, better than the sludge games released this year.