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JFL “Bought a Vegeta bodypillow to practice gaymaxxing”

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Bro could’ve gotten a sex doll (probably would’ve gotten a male sex doll since he’s a faggot jfl) or at the very least, a bodypillow of a 2D foid. I’m so glad I’m not like this.
 
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Update:

Didnt go so great. I warmed up ok but it hurt a lot when I have riding Vegetas dick. It was only like 5 inch but it was thicker than I thought when I bought it and I got hurt. I made it like 4 min and my ass is actually hurting a lot. I bled a little but I think I’m ok. The pain is still pretty bad so I’m considering hospital but I’m a murican and that shizz is expensive.

It feels like I scraped my knee badly but in my ass and round the hole. It’s not excruciating cuz I lubed up but it’s pretty bad and constant. If I had breaks I’d be ok, but I’m scared to shit.

I’m just distracting myself rn but I’m a little worried. I don’t want an infection.

It’s def not supposed to hurt tho, I read on sex websites so I think I went too quick. I’ll prolly try again when I heal and warm up for way longer.
 
Devil's advocate:

What if he just wants sex that he would try by all means.
 
This has to be a troll :dafuckfeels:
 
this has to be a troll. I mean even a fag can do better than vegeta
 
your "based" incel subreddit btw
 

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