Serious Bobby hill should be an incel and is in the true timeline

[Rick prime]

In Koth season 14 it’s revealed Bobby hill is a sex haver and somehow tall. He should at least be 5’5 to 5’7 just based by his childhood height alone. I theorized an alternative Mike judge came from the Jewish big penis alien ufo to dump this shitload of lore into a timeline where the hill household is ran by a nigger. This isn’t the king of the hills true timeline. And due to my paths power healing, I can see this is the case. This Bobby hill is a fake. He was never meant to grow up he was meant to be a flawed grown up living alone in his apartment making funny YouTube videos displaying comedy and having a Patreon account to accommodate his comedy talents to the supreme.

Make Bobby hill a virgin as it is realistic and would have funnier storylines

Also GH shouldn’t be voiced by Finn Wolfe hard as that lil boy has skinny disease and looks like a fag and is organic.

@LastGerman gtfih big penis aliens have came into your hills

 

[Rick prime]

@Diddy big penis Jewish ufo has invaded texas

 

[JustAnotherCynic]

I am not American. This is my introduction to King of the Hill as a series. What the fuck?

 

[Rick prime]

@Poopless One it is over

 

[Rick prime]

It’s legitimately over as I had the Bobby hill phenotype when I was 12 and only grew to a mediocre short height

How did boooby hill become a tallfagggot

Is every character that’s male and short somehow magically becomes taller because of the normies unrealistic views if so we must change this

 

[Sans]

Beavis and Butthead is much funnier anyway. If Bobby can score, those two should be able to score as well.

 

[Rick prime]

Beavis and Butthead is much funnier anyway. If Bobby can score, those two should be able to score as well.

It’s extremely mind boggling as Bobby should literally be an incel just by his mannerisms alone and Connie is a fucking HOE WHORE POS CHING CHONG WHORE THAT BECAME INCORRECT.

Plus he was able to get Connie and somehow make her whorish

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Beavis and Butthead is much funnier anyway. If Bobby can score, those two should be able to score as well.

Agreed, Beavis and Butthead mogs.

Alas, they didn't respect Diarrhea so they have to be virgins.

 

[Rick prime]

Agreed, Beavis and Butthead mogs.

Alas, they didn't respect Diarrhea so they have to be virgins.

Based Todd. Can you help me pray so that the true Bobby hill comes out of the multiversal time portal and free the true Mike judge creative mind

 

[Rick prime]

Beavis and Butthead is much funnier anyway. If Bobby can score, those two should be able to score as well.

We needed a short Bobby hill icon it would’ve been based as all the woman would’ve been forced to look at godly short Bobby hill

 

[Iosephvs]

Beavis and Butthead is much funnier anyway. If Bobby can score, those two should be able to score as well.

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

Nah, he's just slightly chubby MTN there is nothing about his character that suggests he would grow up to have an ugly face.

 

[Mailercel]

Hank is tall tho