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Crustaciouse

Crustaciouse

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"Yikes"
"You must be fun at parties"
"Who hurt you?"
"Sweetie"
"I thought jokes where supposed to be funny"
"Y'all"
"FEMALE here"
"Sex happens when you least expect it"
"Eww"
"Stop saying female"
"It's almost as if"
"This is why your incel"
"Hate speech is not free speech"
"Someone report him to the FBI"
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I fucking cringed at "FEMALE here"
 
I dont know how normies can be so fucking rage inducing just by the words they use
 
I fucking fucking hate normalfags, they are the reason of misery and a I wanna watch them suffer in an endless sea of flames
 
Agreed for most of them
 
IncelTears subreddit in a nutshell
 
“Haha totes”
 
The use of the word literally either incorrectly or when it is not needed.
 
yikes!
oof!

Well actually, I mean it's almost as if you need to man up. It's called being a decent fucking human being. Look, you need grow up and realize it's not all about sex. I knew a guy who was ugly and he scored with a lot of women. Get a hobby. Sitting here complaining all day won't help.

Maybe, just maybe it's your personality? you DO realize women can detect misogyny right? Wow...just wow.

First, let's unpack this

Incels ACTUALLY believe women care about looks. I can't even
 
Got called a chucklefuck by one of these homos once, not sure how I felt tbh tbh fam.
 
"This."
"hubby"
"the wife"
 
"HOW DARE (insert shitty sarcastic remark)"
"Problematic"
"hateful"
"bitter"
"edgy"
"This."
"My SO"
"Le wife"
"Projecting much?"
"Do you think hating popular things makes you cool?"
"Doggo pupper"
(tries to greentext on reddit)
"Who hurt you?"
"(insert shitty anecdote)"
"their lack of self-awareness"
"You don't have to stay angry at the world"
"They're only voting against their best interests"

"omg a womens vagina doesn't deteriorate from sex, DAE r/badwomensanatomy?"

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Good ones so far.

One of the few threads I've made was about this, with a few examples:

https://incels.is/threads/shit-normies-say-a-simplexikon.35500/

The only thing that really annoys me about the insults the scumgallery throws at us is how they pose as arch jesters when tossing out such recycled, unoriginal barbs. How a "person" can get so smug over being yet another generic depot in the circulation ill-conceived memes is an eternal mystery to me. Doesn't help that they're always used to ornament tautologies and contradictions.

"It's almost as if they might be able to be more appealing and find a woman to have the sexy fucking sexing with if they weren't such unfuckable losers with horrible personalities. Shitty behavior like calling women "feme-moids" online is why they can't find someone and they need to understand that there is a difference between the real world and what they see online and not all women are what they see on Tinder. Most incels aren't even bad looking and women aren't even attracted to looks and only fat neckbeards who wolf bags of cheetos can't get laid. Sex is not important and says nothing about your value as a human being and if you were a better person you would be able to get it."
 
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'using incel as an insult'
"Look what I got for my gf"
"well I know a guy who is ugly and gets laid"
 
T O X I C


@Ritalincel
 
"This! SO MUCH THIS!"

JFL, faggots
 
"You're not entitled to sex."

How this not been mentioned yet?
 
You must be fun at parties is the worsf
 
"I used to date an Indian/Asian guy."
"I have black friends."
 
"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
 
cringe
edgy
fucking incels
go outside
get some help
stop playing video games
try no fap
get a haircut
stop being a spaz
unfuckable
women hater
improve yourself
virgin
neckbeard
SO
hubby
bigot
 
Something something penis under average length
 
I actually did take their stupid fucking advice and saw a therapist. He just told me to breath more and pushed me out the door. Also the disgusting hamplanet cunt at the front desk laughed at me. Waste of fucking $85.
 


Seriously, I'm not kidding around here. The following are resources for places everywhere in the world. Also check out /r/suicidewatch.

United States

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specilised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx

Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, details here

Australia

13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat

Austria

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at

Belgium

02 649 95 55

Brasil

141

Canada

Canada-wide adult hotlines list. Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

Deutschland

http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php

Denmark

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

France

01 40 09 15 22

Greece

1018 or 801 801 99 99

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/

Iceland

1717

India

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran

1480 6am to 9pm everyday

Ireland

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel

1201

Italia

800 86 00 22

Malta

179

Japan

03-3264-4343

3 5286 9090

Korea

LifeLine 1588-9191

Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

http://www.lifeline.or.kr/

Mexico

Saptel 01-800-472-7835

Netherlands

0900 1130113

www.113online.nl

New Zealand

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

Norway

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/

Osterreich/Austria

116 123

Romania

116 123 (Potentially not valid, more info here)

Serbia

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]

South Africa

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain

http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/

Suomi/Finland

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden

020 22 00 60

Switzerland

143

UK

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

  • Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
  • Text: 07725909090
  • Email: [email protected]
Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

  • Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
  • Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
  • Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/
ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php

Uruguay

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483
 


Seriously, I'm not kidding around here. The following are resources for places everywhere in the world. Also check out /r/suicidewatch.

United States

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specilised support.

(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)

Online Chat: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx

Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741

Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA

EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, details here

Australia

13 11 14

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat

Austria

142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at

Belgium

02 649 95 55

Brasil

141

Canada

Canada-wide adult hotlines list. Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.

Nationwide Kids Help Line (Up to age 18): 1-800-668-6868

Deutschland

http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/

Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222

Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php

Denmark

70 20 12 01

www.livslinien.dk

www.Skrivdet.dk

France

01 40 09 15 22

Greece

1018 or 801 801 99 99

Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/

Iceland

1717

India

91-44-2464005 0

022-27546669

Iran

1480 6am to 9pm everyday

Ireland

ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90

ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91

Israel

1201

Italia

800 86 00 22

Malta

179

Japan

03-3264-4343

3 5286 9090

Korea

LifeLine 1588-9191

Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199

http://www.lifeline.or.kr/

Mexico

Saptel 01-800-472-7835

Netherlands

0900 1130113

www.113online.nl

New Zealand

0800 543 354 Outside Auckland

09 5222 999 Inside Auckland

Norway

Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/

Osterreich/Austria

116 123

Romania

116 123 (Potentially not valid, more info here)

Serbia

0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393

Online chat:http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt[2]

South Africa

LifeLine 0861 322 322

Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567

Spain

http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/

Suomi/Finland

010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends

112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times

Sverige/Sweden

020 22 00 60

Switzerland

143

UK

Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)

  • Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
  • Text: 07725909090
  • Email: [email protected]
Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:

  • Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
  • Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
  • Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/
ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:

Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php

Uruguay

Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)

(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)

Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483

"Don't kill ur self. Call this number instead so we can put u in a mental hospital and make your shitty life even worse."
 
"Dunning–Kruger effect"
"your logical fallacy"
"cognitive dissonance"

"mental gymnastics"
 
Anyone who uses the word "gross" as a reaction to thoughts or ideas.
 
"Seek professional help"
"Women don't owe you sex"
:soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:

That's kinda like telling starving kids in Africa "there's more to life than food bro".
Of course, sex isn't as important as food, but it's still a relatively basic human need, and never getting your penis touched by a girl because you are fucking ugly has a serious impact both on physical (shorter lifespan) and mental health, as proven by numerous studies posted here.
 
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"You never go for the ugly girls, you're just as bad as the stacys you hate"
 
"Yikes"
"You must be fun at parties"
"Who hurt you?"
"Sweetie"
"I thought jokes where supposed to be funny"
"Y'all"
"FEMALE here"
"Sex happens when you least expect it"
"Eww"
"Stop saying female"
"It's almost as if"
"This is why your incel"
"Hate speech is not free speech"
"Someone report him to the FBI"
JRYbXFW.jpg
high iq
 
got a live one

 

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