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vodkacel
truest slavcel of them all
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Back in 2016, my dad and I went to see his old friend. That friend had an 18 year old blonde Russian stacy daughter. I was dumb enough to realize that he was trying to set up a date with her. He told me to dress nicely, impress her with my English (kek), and make her laugh
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We met them at her father's supermarket (he's rich AF), and our dads went away for business. I tried to speak to her, but she did not even look in my eyes once. Her body was tense, and she was facing away from me. After 1 minute, she made an excuse and went off.
My dad was dissapointed. He said: "you should have clean your ear wax to make a better impression on her, girls like good hygiene"![Soy :soy: :soy:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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Kek, I was shower, hair gel, Chanel maxxed and he said that my dirty ears prevented me from taking her phone number. They were a bit dirty, but you literally had to look inside a damn ear hole to see the wax.
We met them at her father's supermarket (he's rich AF), and our dads went away for business. I tried to speak to her, but she did not even look in my eyes once. Her body was tense, and she was facing away from me. After 1 minute, she made an excuse and went off.
My dad was dissapointed. He said: "you should have clean your ear wax to make a better impression on her, girls like good hygiene"
Kek, I was shower, hair gel, Chanel maxxed and he said that my dirty ears prevented me from taking her phone number. They were a bit dirty, but you literally had to look inside a damn ear hole to see the wax.